I'm just looking for some interesting conversation. I'm sarcastic, enjoy intelligent people, and a good bud to have. If you can put up with an occasional pain in the butt, I'm your gal
miss_chievious_: There once was a farmer whose wife had died and left him with
three beautiful teenage daughters. Every weekend, when they went
out on dates, the farmer would stand at the door with his shotgun,
making it clear to their dates he wanted no trouble from them.
Another Saturday night came around. About 7 p.m., there was a
knock on the door. He answered and the young man said,
"Hi, my name's Joe. I'm here for Flo. I'm taking her to the show.
Is she ready to go?" The farmer thought he was a clever boy and
wished them a good time.
A few minutes later, another knock was heard. A second boy
appeared and said,
"Hi, I'm Eddie. I'm here for Betty. I'm taking her for spaghetti.
I hope she's ready." He thought that he must know Joe, but bade
them off as well with his best wishes.
A few minutes after that, a third knock was heard.
"Hi, I'm Chuck..." The farmer shot him.
miss_chievious_: I saw a man at the beach yelling, ""HELP, SHARK,HELP!!!!" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.
miss_chievious_: I just got up off the couch and cracked three times in different places...I'm having a pre mature midlife crisis....I need to go buy a sports car, excuse me.
miss_chievious_: Sticking your hand into a pair of jeans and finding money is a wonderful feeling....up till' that person screams at ya.
miss_chievious_: Sorry we can't hang out, my brother's, friend's, sister-in-law's, insurance angent's, cousin's, roommate's pet goldfish died. Maybe next time.
miss_chievious_: If I were stuck on a deserted island and could only bring one thing, I would bring Dora. That girl has everything in her backpack.
miss_chievious_: Life lessons i've acquired over time that have served me well...Always go with your gut...Never trust anyone who says "trust me"...Never steal another womans man...Never look a cross dresser in the eyes (don't ask)...If you're forced to talk to someone you hate, casually find the things that they hate and bring them up constantly...That conversation won't last long...Oh and last but not least, never say anything about someone behind their back that you wouldn't say straight to their face. BAM Moriah's guide to being awesome..you're welcome