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I'm just looking for some interesting conversation. I'm sarcastic, enjoy intelligent people, and a good bud to have. If you can put up with an occasional pain in the butt, I'm your gal


carson
carson: hi
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White_Bunny
White_Bunny: funny
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IrishAlex
IrishAlex: thats the look of someone who as just taken a dump and realized no toilet paper lol
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jsnows
jsnows: Brilliant
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bigboy2440
bigboy2440: so thanks for just leavin me hanging ya bum
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MiKe_IZ_ChiLLin
MiKe_IZ_ChiLLin: how ya been gurlll
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miss_chievious_
miss_chievious_: Fantabulious! Just peachy! Life is a bowl of cherries my friend! How you been homeboiiii
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MiKe_IZ_ChiLLin
MiKe_IZ_ChiLLin: pretty good! just livin life.. no complaints you should get on more tho
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miss_chievious_
miss_chievious_: No complaints huh? Pretty impressive...You sure we're talking about the same life here?? And I completely agree
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miss_chievious_
miss_chievious_: There once was a farmer whose wife had died and left him with
three beautiful teenage daughters. Every weekend, when they went
out on dates, the farmer would stand at the door with his shotgun,
making it clear to their dates he wanted no trouble from them.

Another Saturday night came around. About 7 p.m., there was a
knock on the door. He answered and the young man said,

"Hi, my name's Joe. I'm here for Flo. I'm taking her to the show.
Is she ready to go?" The farmer thought he was a clever boy and
wished them a good time.

A few minutes later, another knock was heard. A second boy
appeared and said,

"Hi, I'm Eddie. I'm here for Betty. I'm taking her for spaghetti.
I hope she's ready." He thought that he must know Joe, but bade
them off as well with his best wishes.

A few minutes after that, a third knock was heard.

"Hi, I'm Chuck..." The farmer shot him.
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Pearley Spencer
Pearley Spencer: Hi I'm Chuck , you're in good luck , every deal in my life I made a buck , you're daughter won't have a care , she's going to marry a millionaire !
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miss_chievious_
miss_chievious_ to IrishAlex: How'd your trip to the states go?
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miss_chievious_: I saw a man at the beach yelling, ""HELP, SHARK,HELP!!!!" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.
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MiKe_IZ_ChiLLin
MiKe_IZ_ChiLLin: LOL.. you should have helped the shark
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miss_chievious_
miss_chievious_: I just got up off the couch and cracked three times in different places...I'm having a pre mature midlife crisis....I need to go buy a sports car, excuse me.
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FATTIE_
FATTIE_: Purrry
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bigboy2440
bigboy2440: wait a minute........are you back now?!?!?!?!
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bigboy2440
bigboy2440: And why would you be worried?! I guess there's probably a million things that could've happened huh haha
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miss_chievious_
miss_chievious_: Well for what it's worth I forgive you Nahhh I'm not worried, I trust you
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bigboy2440
bigboy2440: What's that look for??
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miss_chievious_
miss_chievious_ to ninja_turtle: Somebody convince this house bunny to visit Japan for me huh?
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ninja_turtle
ninja_turtle: pay for my ticket and i will go
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miss_chievious_
miss_chievious_: Is that a promise or a threat to the Japanese?
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miss_chievious_
miss_chievious_: True or false?

A duck's quack doesn't echo...
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miss_chievious_
miss_chievious_: Some people are so shallow they would drown in a kiddy pool. #LackOfSubstance
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miss_chievious_
miss_chievious_: Sticking your hand into a pair of jeans and finding money is a wonderful feeling....up till' that person screams at ya.
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miss_chievious_
miss_chievious_: Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Lauryn Hill!
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miss_chievious_
miss_chievious_: ALRIGHT, i'll be straight with y'all...college sucks.
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cookbrad88
cookbrad88: wat up
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miss_chievious_
miss_chievious_: Eyyy kemosabe...Nothin much jus running around like a chicken with my head cut off...image that mental picture for a second what's up in your world buuuuud?
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miss_chievious_
miss_chievious_: Sorry we can't hang out, my brother's, friend's, sister-in-law's, insurance angent's, cousin's, roommate's pet goldfish died. Maybe next time.
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miss_chievious_
miss_chievious_: If I were stuck on a deserted island and could only bring one thing, I would bring Dora. That girl has everything in her backpack.
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miss_chievious_
miss_chievious_: Life lessons i've acquired over time that have served me well...Always go with your gut...Never trust anyone who says "trust me"...Never steal another womans man...Never look a cross dresser in the eyes (don't ask)...If you're forced to talk to someone you hate, casually find the things that they hate and bring them up constantly...That conversation won't last long...Oh and last but not least, never say anything about someone behind their back that you wouldn't say straight to their face. BAM Moriah's guide to being awesome..you're welcome
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ninja_turtle
ninja_turtle: so about that never look a cross dresser in the eye please do explain
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miss_chievious_
miss_chievious_: lol figures..the ONE thing I tell you NOT to do, you did. It's a funky story that I wish not to mentally re-live...if that's alright with you, of course
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ninja_turtle
ninja_turtle: of course it is not alright with me lol
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miss_chievious_
miss_chievious_: To do list:
1. Learn to fly.
2. Fly away.
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ninja_turtle
ninja_turtle: i'm sure the next time you meet he will introduce you to his rear end
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miss_chievious_
miss_chievious_: lol next time?? there aint goin be a next time...unless God has it out for me...
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ninja_turtle
ninja_turtle: lol well you might want to watch your back
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