ZINDAGI ME GUM HAI,
GUM ME DARD HAI,
DARD ME MAZA HAI AUR....
MAZE ME HUM HAI....
I'm the type of girl who can be so hurt but still look at you & smile. The type of girl who is willing to brighten your day even if i cant brighten my own. ♥ - BORN_BRIGHT
Mischievous_Genie: Dear friends,
I am happy of all the times I have spent with you people. Whenever I need to smile I know I can look back to them. I will wait for the time till I see you next. Good bye..
Mischievous_Genie: Killer shayaris are back
1) Traffic Jaam me attak gayi Bike,
Traffic Jaam me attak gayi Bike,
Chalo sab khele Counter-Strike .
2) Yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak ??
Yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak ??
Cameraman Prafful ke saath Deepak Chaurasia AAJ TAK..
3) Mehgai k iss daur me karna padta hai apne kharche par kaboo..
Mehgai k iss daur me karna padta hai apne kharche par kaboo..
Ek chutki Sindoor ki kimmat tum kya jaano RameshBabu ??
4) Main hu Yaha Tu hai waha...
Main hu Yaha Tu hai waha..
LIFEBUOY hai jaha Tandurusti hai waha...
5) Blood Donate karne se pehle humesha uska Group janchna...
Blood Donate karne se pehle humesha uska Group janchna...
BASANTI in kutto k samne kabhi mat nachna....
6) Ratan Tata ne establish kiya TATA..
Ratan Tata ne establish kiya TATA..
Itni Shakti hume dena DATA..
7) Ab to Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana.
Ab to Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana.
A for Apple B for Banana.
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala...
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala...
Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life JhingaLala ..!!
9) Romio ne Juliet se kaha Ek Sach..
Romio ne Juliet se kaha Ek Sach..
Asali masale sach sach MDH.....MDH ...!
10) 1 Ladki ne kiya Ladke k Gaal pe Kiss..
1 Ladki ne kiya Ladke k Gaal pe Kiss..
Mutual Funds are subjected to Market Risks..
11) Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Purana...
Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Purana...
Didi Tera Devar Deewana ..
12) Gym karna jaruri hai Acche Swasthya k liye...
Gym karna jaruri hai Acche swasthya k liye...
Munni badnam hui Darling tere liye...
13) Paanch Rupey ka Ek Samosa Dus Rupey ka Do,
Paanch Rupey ka Ek Samosa Dus Rupey ka Do.
ACP ne kaha"DAYA darwaza tod do.
14) Darr se daro nahi, just fight it....
Darr se daro nahi, just fight it....
Hi I m Rajnikant, Mind it..!!
15) Naach Meri Bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega..
Naach Meri Bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega..
Hum CID se hai, koi apni jagah se nahi hilega..!
16) Khooni ne dikhaya Daya ko Chaaku..
Khooni ne dikhaya Daya ko Chaaku..
Arre kya hua Aanandi k Baapu??
17) FruitBox k uppar hain Bannana..
FruitBox k uppar hain Bannana..
Kuch bhi ho jaye Daya tum Goli mat chalana.
18) America par Laden ka saaya tha....
America par Laden ka saaya tha....
ACP bola iska matlab khooni Balcony se aaya tha..
19) Flop ho gayi Aamir ki Talaash..
Flop ho gayi Aamir ki Talaash..
Daya wo dekho ek or Laash
Mischievous_Genie: Classic Insult:
Once a boy Uploaded a photo holding a dog on Facebook..
Girl commented: "Which one is u?"
Boy replied: "The One holding you.." =D =))
Mischievous_Genie: Santa ne exam k liye Question Paper set kiya..
Paper dekhte hi saare bache behosh ho gye
1.China kis Desh me hai?
2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai?
3.Green Rang kis Color ka Hota hai ?
4.Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte hai ?
5.Mumtaz ki Qabar me Kon Dafan hai..?
Jisko Bhi PAPER PASND AYA THOKO LIKE..
Mischievous_Genie: WHAT IS TENSION...??
1 Sunder Ldki Ne Sirf Apse Lift Mangi. Raste Me Uski Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gai. Ap Use Hospital Le Gye. Dr.Bola- Ap Baap Banne Wale Ho. LO JI HO GAYI TENSION Ap Bole Me Iska Baap Nhi Hu.... Ladki
Boli Yahi Iska Baap hai. OR TENSION
Police Ayi Apka Medical Checkup hua. Report Aayi Ki Aap To Kabhi BapHi Nhi
Ban Skte. APKO OR TENSION
Lekin jaan chhuti,
aapne thank's GOD Kaha or nikal liye. Fir socha ghar pe jo 2 bache h vo kiske
''THIS IS REAL TENSION '' =D
Mischievous_Genie: The C.E.O. was walking in d factory, he noticed a guy leaning against the wall, looking somewhere.. He approched d man & asked him, "How much do you earn?"
guy was amazed n said, "2000, sir."
CEO took out wallet n gave the guy 6000 n told him, "I pay people here 2 work n not 2 waste time.. This is ur 3 month's salary n now get out of here NEVER come back.."
The CEO now looked at other workers & asked, "Who was that guy?"
Workers replied, "He was d pizza delivery guy sir..."
MORAL: Zyada Shaana nahi banna chahiye....
Mischievous_Genie: Son: Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl
Father: "That's great son. Who is she?
Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"
father: "Oh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister."
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later,
Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even
Father: "That's great son, Who is she?"
Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter, Father: "Oh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so
mad, he went straight to his mother crying.
Son: "Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with
six girls but I
can't date any of them because dad is their father!"
The mother hugshim affectionately and says:
"My love, you can date whoever you want.
Dont listen to him He isn't your father."
Mischievous_Genie: If the destinations get hazy,
lower your sight for a moment,
wherever your head bows down,
there only the way to God is found,
You Change your luck
Be strong, just start moving,
My footprints are your companion
You don't know God is nearby..
See yourself, lost against circumstances,
Where do you go,
The lines of palm are turned and twisted
by the courage,
So in the color of your dreams,
Color your world too,
I walk with you,
What even if it's evening
When there is dark,
you'll find my door,
On that door, it'll be your morning,
You don't know God is nearby..
Signs of all are erased
Only that one doesn't get erased
Consider every problem my will
When there is no companion of yours
I'll be there where you are
I'm never away from you for even a moment,
You don't know God is nearby,
You don't know God is nearby...
Mischievous_Genie: If It's Not Forever! It's not love.
A letter to Rapist!
A big warm Thank you for your contribution to my city. Girls are afraid now. Again. They always were. I hope your Mother and Sisters are not aware of your generous work. I hope. As they may attempt suicide or may go through mental stress for having any kind of relation with you. I pity them.
So you raped another girl. Ha! Kudos. Proud of yourself? No no, you should be. You should be proud of yourself for destroying a girl's life COMPLETELY. Now she can never move around in the society freely. No one will marry her if it matters. No why will it matter to you. Sorry for bothering you but can I ask why did you choose this profession? Like is it your family business or you started it and then invited members to join you? Also why do you have this urge to have sex with every other girl in town? Masturbate na. Please. Why are you destroying people's life. Or there is a better solution, Marry. That way you won't even have to do any such criminal act and your wife will also be happy. Although who will marry a depraved pervert like you.
I sympathise with the victim. Because Her only fault was breathing. Right? She was breathing so you got this sudden urge of raping her. Don't give me those lame excuses that she was wearing a short skirt or a backless top or was exposing too much. Both of us know what the truth is. So now what next. Do you think you will survive or are you afraid of punishment? No you aren't afraid of any sort of punishment because if you were, you wouldn't have raped the girl in the first place. So the former one is the case. You think our rules and our government will help you in surviving. Indeed they do. But when you do such things nowadays na, what happens is social media pressurizes the government to take action. Asap. And yes each one of us is praying, more like begging from god that people like you should be gifted with death for your generous and kind contribution to society. Did you even think of the girl's father for once? If not please do think. Think of that father who didn't even allow his daughter to put a foot on this earth when she went to a mela with him and instead carried her on his shoulders. Think of that father who went everywhere with his daughter for admissions to schools ,institutes and colleges so that she doesn't have to face any sort of problems that he probably faced. Think of that father who loved his daughter more than his life. But why will you. You destroyed everyone's life dear, everyone's fucking life. Just because of your lovely thoughts and perverted mind. Beta tera to kuch nahi bigda but she has to live with the memory of what happened to her. You abused her physically as well as mentally. I ponder sometimes, has shame disappeared from the society, is this the same Indian culture culture that hails women as goddesses in temples. People like you force me to think so.
So yeah, now you are probably thinking that nothing will happen and no one can find you? Like the Guwahati molestation case? Trust me I am worried about that too. But believe you me and the millions of other guys and girls who support me, we WILL FUCKING ENSURE THAT you get the right punishment, which is castration and then life time imprisonment until death. We don't want you to be hanged. Hanging till death would be too easy for you. We want to engender this fear that if anyone does any such thing in future, he is choosing hell for himself. A living fucking hell. We do Not want this case to be treated like any other rape case. We want the government to take action. Asap. Have some shame fucker. And yes be AFRAID of us bitch.
I remember this quote of Naseeruddin Shah. I want to twist it a bit: Ye guwahati, dilli , bus me, train me, ye sab rape ke case nahi hai, ye ek sawal hai aur wo sawal ye hai ki bhai hum to yunhi rape karte rahenge tum kya kar loge. Yes they asked this question. And we have to reply. WE HAVE TO REPLY STRONGLY.
Share to SUPPORT. Lets fight together.
Mischievous_Genie: Attitude of Girls: When a Boy Sends a Dirty SMS..
She Laughs For 10 Minutes,
Forwards that to Her Friends (Girls)
Then Replies to the Boy
“Eww, I don’t like such stuff,
I am not that kind of girl” =D
Mischievous_Genie: Amazing Truth ..
When I m Bored ...
No One Text Me
I m Busy
I Suddenly Become The Most Popular Person On Earth ... :O =P =D