 Friends    | probably gonna listen to Taylor Swift and cry after this 🪩  mirrorball: Unfortunately, the Irish hottie who I planned on marrying and running off to Ireland for if this happened deleted his account so now I’m stuck here. 24 days ago • Report • Link 1 View all 7 posts  Jolly jon: I'm a leprechaun!😁🤣 1 day ago • Report 0  mirrorball: I mean this with peace and kindness… absolutely not, Jon. 4 hours ago • Report 1 Jolly jon: I'm only messing with you!😁 a few seconds ago • Report 0 mirrorball: One thing about Ollie is that he always has to sit in the middle of a group of people to make sure that everyone has petting access. He’s so thoughtful.  mirrorball: No because the Santa Clause movie pisses me off. 1. Because fuck Tim Allen. 2. Because I stg if my ex-wife and her ugly sweater wearing boyfriend were trying to tell my kid that Santa wasn’t real I’d crash tf out for real. mirrorball: I love Wicked. I loved the book. I loved it on Broadway. I knew the movie would be good, but I did not expect to full on WEEP during it. Omg so good!! mirrorball: He’s nominating the worst possible people for every position. The government is going to collapse on Inauguration Day lol  thevegetal: First 100 days gonna be the longest decade of my life I swear, we are so fucked as a country mirrorball: My only hope at this point is that the stupidity and incompetency gets in the way of the facism. mirrorball: So men can say “your body, my choice” but when I say in response that he should contribute to the rising male suicide rate I’m the bad guy and get booted from the room?? WEAK asf.  Nacho_Libre_: jenna that was the most iconic thing ive ever seen you say and the way they all fell silent after that omg 😂😂😂😂 mirrorball: I let myself sulk for an hour. I accept what happened though. It’s scary knowing that republicans now have control of all branches of government. I can only imagine how far back that will push us. My biggest fear is a federal abortion ban and a repeal of the affordable care act, which are very possible now.  Chunky Salsa: It’s worse than 2016 because the racism, misogyny, and racism was so much more blatant this time and that apparently wasn’t enough for people mirrorball: I could be wrong, but this is just my theory for next week. Harris is going to win the election. I think by a larger margin than what is expected. Trump is going to claim he won the election. He will declare victory between 9pm-11pm on Tuesday. He’s going to whine about voter fraud (he’s actually already started) like the little bitch he is. His rabid brain-rotted base is going to believe him because he is the only person in the whole world who tells the truth and everyone else is brainwashed and out to get him (they’re not in a cult tho…)  We’re gonna hear these MAGA hoes talk about fighting a civil war for the next few months when half of ‘em can’t even fight diabetes. January 6th 2.0 will be attempted, but to their surprise Joe Biden has spent the last 3 months booby trapping all government buildings in DC, home alone style. Just my lil opinion or whateva. mirrorball: *watching the Martha Stewart documentary* Martha: I had never slept with anyone before that. He was aggressive. Me: *thinking it’s about to take a sad dark turn* Martha: I liked it. Me: Ohh Okaaaay Miss Martha 😏 mirrorball: Not people I haven’t spoken to in months messaging me that Liam Payne died like he was my uncle or something mirrorball: Tim Walz is a better human than me because the second JD Vance brought up immigrants and drugs I would’ve been like “well your mother is a crackhead on her own so” I really don’t give af anymore mirrorball: No like we get it JD, your mom had a drug addiction… I would too if I had to live with you omg thevegetal: Crazy to think I know weirdos who thought Vance was dunking every attempt he took at being cool. Fuck that guy. |
