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60 Divorced Female from Jacksonville       1604
         
Say what you mean and do what you say. Im upfront and open about most everything. I expect the same in return. I'm pretty much a no nonsense gal. If you have baggage, check it at the door.

IF YOUR MARRIED PLEASE DON'T PM ME.

Im not here to talk to married men or men who wish to tell me what they think I want to hear. Its grown old tbh. If you're friend material, can offer intelligent conversation with a dash of humor let's chat. Otherwise, I'm afraid I won't be good company.

I've recently retired and my biggest goal...a peaceful life. Oh and yes, that's my real age. Yes that's my real and recent photo. I always giggle when ppl ask.

throckmorton2030
throckmorton2030: MIA BELLA!! I like everything you stand for!
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throckmorton2030: Hello everyone!
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MIA BELLA: I know everyone says "Im cleaning my friends list"...But have you ever looked at your list and thought...who the hell are you? And why are you on my list? Was I drinking when we chatted? So many questions.
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Sum_DCA_Bich
Sum_DCA_Bich in reply to dutch_jack: Hell yeah!!! Remember that 😉
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MIA BELLA: @Sum
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Senor Rio1956
Senor Rio1956: Oh well "Sorry to see you go" ROFL...
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MIA BELLA: My garden today. AKA my happy place.
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MIA BELLA: Simply amazing....we have all had the appliance etc that stops working the second the warranty is over. My ice maker stopped working and its covered by the warranty for 2 more days lol. That never happens in my world.
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mike_soto1974
mike_soto1974: YIKES...dang that ice maker lmao, kick it a few times haha
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Butterology
Butterology in reply to mike_soto1974: Stop telling her to kick innocent appliances
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MIA BELLA: Soooo fridge is covered by warranty thank God! Repairman came today and has a list of parts to fix this icemaker. He told me retail would be 1100 bucks....are you friggen kidding me! Im having my 2yr old fridge fixed and selling it. Anyone in the market for a 30cf fridge lol.,
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MIA BELLA: Breakfast. vanilla bean yogurt with berries. We dont always eat grits ya know daydreamer.
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flemish02
flemish02: o mon canard la
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Daydreamer48
Daydreamer48: Oh Canard a.....Sounds not like a delicious duck dish, but more like a national anthem for a country
Is that how the French Canadians sing it mayhap?
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flemish02
flemish02: lol I.m not gonna eat you NOOOOO.
lol mon canard mon lapin mon chaton mon p'tir sucre
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MIA BELLA: You know retirement is making you daffy when you do this.
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Daydreamer48
Daydreamer48: Seems a legit way to spend your retirement.
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beeflat2212
beeflat2212: need to take them to wally world and put them on products there....lol
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MIA BELLA: A Florida elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said:"Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up In the high wind ?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."

"But, madam, you must know that your unmentionables are exposed!" Said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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brunsw00432: Thats funny
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Carl4subs
Carl4subs: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Runny the Egg
Runny the Egg: mmmm... I'd boink her.
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whitecloud800
whitecloud800: Stunningly gorgeous 😍
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Doctor Strange
Doctor Strange: Beautiful
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MIA BELLA: 102 degrees today. Ok this is just stupid.
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NuT_cAsE
NuT_cAsE: It's not stupid it's float in the pool weather.... whaling season yay
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Daydreamer48
Daydreamer48: That's hotter than a redneck wearing his uncles hand me downs
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MIA BELLA: 91 degrees now and Im done for the day.....back to pj's and relaxing.
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MIA BELLA: Ok so I thought I would share some info that some of you might find interesting. I've been asked by Home Depot to participate in a program where they send me free stuff to try. It can range from high end appliances to light bulbs. This week I scored some outdoor fixtures, a new leather desk chair and a new faucet for my kitchen. It's called the seeds program. When you buy things at Home Depot you're asked to put in your email. Do it, then review your purchase. Take pics and leave decent reviews. Rinse and repeat many, many times. I've been doing this for a very long time so its not instant. The reviews you leave do not always have to be glowing, just informative.
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Daydreamer48
Daydreamer48: Do you think a company like Jack Daniels would let me do this?
I could review every time i drank.... Different times etc....
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Sum_DCA_Bich
Sum_DCA_Bich in reply to Daydreamer48: 🤣
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MIA   BELLA
MIA BELLA in reply to Daydreamer48: there is always one smart ass in the group...but why is it always the same smartass?
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Daydreamer48: Phewww. I thought y'all were going to blame men. 🤠
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MIA BELLA in reply to Daydreamer48: Only on Mondays...that's my blame men for everything day.
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MIA BELLA: Supposed to be 101 degrees today. Sounds like a good day to watch a movie and stay indoors. And no I do not want to hear “its only going to be 75 here” 😂
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Daydreamer48:


Look Mia, y'all gots a song too!
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MIA BELLA in reply to Daydreamer48:
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NekkidAF
NekkidAF: Yes pretty hair
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AprilShowerzLove in reply to NekkidAF: 😂
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MIA   BELLA
MIA BELLA in reply to NekkidAF: LOL you goof Ive always worn glasses. Geeeesh
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MIA BELLA: Tobacco and alcohol have warnings on them. Yet a a 5ft something woman with a smartass mouth, caffeine addiction and likes to be called a good girl comes with no warnings? LOL.
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dutch_jack
dutch_jack: Ohhhh i was warned a long time ago 😱😱
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NuT_cAsE
NuT_cAsE: Fun sized 🔫
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MIA BELLA: Ya'll wont wake up so I'm going back to bed! Geeeesh people.
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judirosenberg0122 in reply to Daydreamer48:
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NekkidAF
NekkidAF: I'm changing brakes pads at an hour late
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NekkidAF: Boss got metal on metal
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MIA BELLA: So after the crazy woman with covid experience Ive had to test to keep my daughter safe too. Last night took a covid test and was neg. Walked back and saw it was positive. Nearly fainted. Took another test which was neg. Then realized 30 min had passed on the first test when I saw the positive. Talk about a duh moment. So far Im neg thank goodness. Gawd people if you have covid stay home!
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MIA BELLA: I woke up this morning to this hanging in my garden. My daughter is far too much like me lol.
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MIA BELLA: Ohhhh I just had to lol.
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Sum_DCA_Bich
Sum_DCA_Bich: Caught me!
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Btrfly8i8
Btrfly8i8 in reply to Sum_DCA_Bich: no there is a huge difference in the definition of men's legs vs women's...
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MIA BELLA to Dark_Lord007: Sorry to have missed you tonight. Sleep loved.
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MIA BELLA: OMG I finally got out in my garden...put in a fountain and took out dirt by wheelbarrows full. Im baaaaaaaaack! Today was the first time in two weeks I didnt wake up with a sore throat and feeling tired.
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Doctor Strange
Doctor Strange: Awesome to hear that my friend
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Sum_DCA_Bich
Sum_DCA_Bich: Great news!
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bettyboobtwo
bettyboobtwo: thats greatt mia gf keep up the good work 👍👍👍👍
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MIA BELLA: New sign for my door.

Please don’t knock to talk about God. I don’tknock on your door to talk about vibrators and alcohol do I?

🤣
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NuT_cAsE
NuT_cAsE: Knock knock knockin on heavens door
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mike_soto1974
mike_soto1974: good 1
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Dark_Lord007
Dark_Lord007: you can knock away on my door lol
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MIA BELLA: Every time I see a mattress on top of a car I wonder if prostitutes are doordashing now.
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