 Friends         | likes music, linguistics, gym, reading Je parle le francais aussi. divinecomics.com es.divinecomics.com  Metaphorguy: Death first 1 day ago • Report • Link 0 Metaphorguy: God women in online dating act like they are celebrities because they get so many emails from guys interested in sex. There's a difference between celebrity and hooker sweetheart. Metaphorguy: 2 days is all it takes to go from wanting to marry a woman to wanting to dance on her grave. Metaphorguy: Darn looks like someone reported me after I got in an argument. Hopefully their profile is going to be "under review" also Metaphorguy: Darn pretty fair day of chess matches. Lost one won one. Always better to annihilate several people in a row. Metaphorguy: Finally, they have some home STD tests. Too bad they aren't affordable. When will they create stem-cell organs??? Metaphorguy: My stupid roommate is always eating my food and drinking my soda. He hardly ever asks just eats it like he bought it himself without shame. Drives me crazy. Metaphorguy: For most of human history communication has been scarce, but now that telephones, cellphones, and e-mail connect the entire world together on a bunch of different mediums no one wants to talk or is too boring to care. Metaphorguy: People you talk to online always claim to have gotten a 4.0 in school and that they are super rich. Why are there so many liars? Metaphorguy: Some women will compare you to Hitler if you're only interested in her for sex, but many will admit without shame they just want to use a guy for money. Nice double-standard Metaphorguy: Rembrandt was able to lift himself up out of poverty into wealth, before his health left him and he sold his mansion, by painting alone. He's painted some of the best work in history.  |
