Siren Gentry (MelaninWaifu) Offline

23 • Female • from Portland • 877

MelaninWaifu: Yo momma so slow, molasses said “DAMN!”

Drop your best ‘Yo Momma’ Joke(s)

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TigerTurdSeth: Yo Momma so poor , that when she goes to the park ... ducks 🦆 feed her bread 🍞

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TigerTurdSeth in reply to TigerTurdSeth: Yo momma so poor , she open a g mail account just to eat the spam !

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Micky boy: You momma so fat that when she was sunbathing on the beach a pod of passing whales saw her and started singing........"we are family "🎵🎶

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hotyunglatin16: Yo mama’s like a library.....open to the public

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IamErr0r: Yo momma so fat.. When she fell in love..she broke it

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IamErr0r: Yo momma so fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck

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mikemechanic: Yo mammas so fat, every time i yell kool aid! the bitch comes crashin' through the wall.

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closus: yo mama is so fat that she has blue eyes. all the rest is her booty

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mymomsaysimacatch: yo momma so dumb she be talkin to molasses

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Scoobydoobydo: Yo momma so fat she stepped on an airplane and made it a submarine

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Scoobydoobydo: Yo momma like a video game rated e for everyone

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