Friends | i am painter. megatron977: i passed the exam.wooooooooooooow.yyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss.i am very happy.but now i must go to army 11 years ago • Report • Link 0 megatron977: i have exam tomorrow.this exam is the final exam in my university life and will be very difficult megatron977: In Japan has invented a robot that captures the thief. Robot caught 180 burglar in the U.S. in 5 minutes. Robot caught 100 burglar in Italy in 5 minutes Robot caught 50 burglar in france in 5 minutes The robot was stolen in Mexiko in 5 minutes megatron977: funny Three men die and go to heaven .. The query angel asks to the first: - "I have a question for you before sending it to heaven: - Ever been faithful to your wife? "first man answers; - "Yes, I never looked into another woman." Angel of the query; - "Do you see in the Rolls-Royce? you can use it in paradise .. .. " The query angel asks the same question to second man, the second man gets the following answer; - "Once my wife cheated, but I have to admit it to her .. and happy pardoned and she freed me." Then the angel of the query; - "Do you see the Mercedes? You going to use it in paradise .. " and asksfrom the third man - "No deceiving your wife?" He swallows and says; - "I admit that, I find them at every opportunity, and I slept with every girl was hung, along with many of .. I'm sorry." Angel of the query; "Ehh," he says, "But basically a good man. Do you see the old Chevrolet ? You going to use it in heaven. " Then the three men, farewells, cars, horses, and the second and the third man walking together in their own way. few weeks later in front of the bar .. the bar when they see the first man's Rolls-Royce. a miserable man, sitting around the empty bottles and see blubbers and very surprised. - "Heyy! what happened to you? "the second man says," In heaven, there is a Rolls-Royce under, everything is perfect, but why are you've been this way? " - "Today I saw my wife!" Says the first man. Others; - "Aaaa! How beautiful, how about what's wrong? "The man said with a sigh .. speaks; She driving the old Chevrolet too. megatron977: one day three friends go to sea for fishing.and they hold one gold fish.gold fish say the friends that if you let me go i will do you very rich.friends accept with gold fish and cost it to see again.gold fish give friends 3 eggs and say that go your homes.and break eggs when break egg wish what you want.dont worry everythink will be what you want. 1. friend go home break egg and wish money.car.villa and so on.after one minute 1. friend was be rich. 2. friend go home break egg and wish maney ,cars, home, adriana lima and so on.after one minute 2. friend was rich adriana came and so on. one day 1. and 2. friends meet and say that where is the 3. friend go to him home when they reach the 3. friend home see that nothing is changed no car.no villa and there is big people turn in front of him home.they go to home and see that everybody fuck their friend mouth with the turn. friends say 3. friend that what is going on what is happening,why are you not rich 3. friend say that i come to home and while go downstairs i fall.and when i fall the egg was break when the egg break i mistaked and say that "ahh everybody fuck my mouth" |