Just Maria is fine
To the guys: I am not looking to chat with men, I am lesbian, please respect that.
If all you can contribute to a conversation is "lol" "ok" "cool" "ik" please, and kindly... Come back when you can hold up your own in a conversation.
And for the last damn time, no I'm not a dominatrix, I just have resting bitch face that makes me look mean. I'm a goofball
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tattooedpiercedmom: This picture is a bit hard to tell, but it doesn't look that way. Looks like something that is going to go wrong which sucks because if it is done carefully and right it could look really cute. And I think that would have to be some custom jewellery. I've never seen any supplier offer anything like that.
Marianetta: I imagine if I called up Anatometal and told them I wanted 6 cat whiskers they’d immediately hang up on me. I think if someone REALLY wanted whiskers that badly it’d be easier for them to just start taking steroids and grow out a beard then shave everything except for a few strands and just call them cat whiskers 😹
Marianetta to Skjoldmo: Día de los muertos! This isn’t the full altar (just the first day) and that’s my grandparents’ skeletons in the box and adorned with roses and flowers. We cleaned their skeletons by hand as a family and each of us carried them on our shoulders for a bit on the way back from the grave. We got a mariachi to play them songs and set a dinner/memories out for them later in the night
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Skjoldmo: I look forward to that Maria, always adore your long missives and your attempts to replicate War and Peace .
Seriously, would love to learn more about what you and your family do for Dia dear Los Muertos.
Marianetta: I don’t usually do these, but this one really speaks to me please let me know what kind of friendship we have! ❤️
1 - you think you can take me on in a fight 💕
2 - you think you can beat me in a drinking match 💕
3 - you think I’ll stab you for a Klondike bar 💕
4 - you will stab me for a Klondike bar 💕
5 - you wouldn’t tell people the things I did for that Klondike bar 💕
6 - you’ll bail me out of jail 💕
7 - you’d be cool with it if I gave your sister an STD 💕
8 - you’d buy me new pants while I wait in the Walmart fitting room after shitting myself 💕
9 - you’d help me when I call you at 3AM about losing a lightbulb inside me 💕
10 - you’ll give me non-alcoholic beer and let me think it’s alcoholic 😞
11 - you’d abandon me in a taxi if I puked 😬
12 - you’d draw a dick on my face when I pass out 🍆
13 - you think I’m cute, but not fuckable 😕
14 - you think I’m fuckable, but not cute 😕
15 - you’d be cool with it if I was a furry 🐱
16 - you’d get up on the stage with me on amateur night at a strip club 👠
17 - you think I’m secretly retarded, but you keep it to yourself because I’m funny 🤔
18 - you think I’d snitch on you 🤫
19 - you wouldn’t hate me for hooking up with your mom 👩👩👧 (lmao HMU if you got a hot mom)
20 - you think I’m just a straight up weirdo 🧠
SunflowerKisses: The absolute best person on wire i love you Maria thanks for being there for me. And you win