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23 Single Female from Iowa City       301
Just Maria is fine

To the guys: I am not looking to chat with men, I am lesbian, please respect that.

If all you can contribute to a conversation is "lol" "ok" "cool" "ik" please, and kindly... Come back when you can hold up your own in a conversation.

And for the last damn time, no I'm not a dominatrix, I just have resting bitch face that makes me look mean. I'm a goofball

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Marianetta: Don’t act like you’re original if all your best moves are stolen. Fake ass.
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SomerGatta: Thank you 🙂
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Red_24_: Gorgeous ❤️
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Sabrinagrll: SEXY
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Skjoldmo
Skjoldmo: ❤️ The DKs xx
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tHeReApEr_ in reply to Marianetta: Omg I’m purple hair, for our granny bingo playing days in our 40’s 😅
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SunflowerKisses: Biiishhh😤😤😤work ittt
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Marianetta to tattooedpiercedmom: I’d like your opinion on something...
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tattooedpiercedmom: This picture is a bit hard to tell, but it doesn't look that way. Looks like something that is going to go wrong which sucks because if it is done carefully and right it could look really cute. And I think that would have to be some custom jewellery. I've never seen any supplier offer anything like that.
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Marianetta
Marianetta: I imagine if I called up Anatometal and told them I wanted 6 cat whiskers they’d immediately hang up on me. I think if someone REALLY wanted whiskers that badly it’d be easier for them to just start taking steroids and grow out a beard then shave everything except for a few strands and just call them cat whiskers 😹
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tattooedpiercedmom: I'm not sure I entirely recommend that as an alternative...
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Marianetta to Skjoldmo: Día de los muertos! This isn’t the full altar (just the first day) and that’s my grandparents’ skeletons in the box and adorned with roses and flowers. We cleaned their skeletons by hand as a family and each of us carried them on our shoulders for a bit on the way back from the grave. We got a mariachi to play them songs and set a dinner/memories out for them later in the night
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Marianetta in reply to Skjoldmo: Always a pleasure to share, I’ll PM you later for the 14 hour story where I go into detail about how I decided to tie my shoes in that picture
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Skjoldmo
Skjoldmo: I look forward to that Maria, always adore your long missives and your attempts to replicate War and Peace .
Seriously, would love to learn more about what you and your family do for Dia dear Los Muertos.
❤️
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Skjoldmo
Skjoldmo: De not Dear, chuffing autocorrect
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Marianetta: Blue is Back! #NoFilters
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SunflowerKisses: OMG MARRRRR
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Dimjim55: Nice
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Marianetta: I don’t usually do these, but this one really speaks to me please let me know what kind of friendship we have! ❤️
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1 - you think you can take me on in a fight 💕
2 - you think you can beat me in a drinking match 💕
3 - you think I’ll stab you for a Klondike bar 💕
4 - you will stab me for a Klondike bar 💕
5 - you wouldn’t tell people the things I did for that Klondike bar 💕
6 - you’ll bail me out of jail 💕
7 - you’d be cool with it if I gave your sister an STD 💕
8 - you’d buy me new pants while I wait in the Walmart fitting room after shitting myself 💕
9 - you’d help me when I call you at 3AM about losing a lightbulb inside me 💕
10 - you’ll give me non-alcoholic beer and let me think it’s alcoholic 😞
11 - you’d abandon me in a taxi if I puked 😬
12 - you’d draw a dick on my face when I pass out 🍆
13 - you think I’m cute, but not fuckable 😕
14 - you think I’m fuckable, but not cute 😕
15 - you’d be cool with it if I was a furry 🐱
16 - you’d get up on the stage with me on amateur night at a strip club 👠
17 - you think I’m secretly retarded, but you keep it to yourself because I’m funny 🤔
18 - you think I’d snitch on you 🤫
19 - you wouldn’t hate me for hooking up with your mom 👩‍👩‍👧 (lmao HMU if you got a hot mom)
20 - you think I’m just a straight up weirdo 🧠
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Marianetta
Marianetta in reply to Judge Jewdy: Please... just stab me for a Klondike, or at least negotiate for two pounds!
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Karen33405 in reply to Zoe Heartfilia: You’re knowledgeable on extra large condoms and ice cream
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RubyDee
RubyDee: 3 and 4 absolutely, with a side of 15
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Marianetta
Marianetta in reply to Skjoldmo: You blew me away from the very start but you’re nice enough for me to have forgiven those first date farts
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Skjoldmo
Skjoldmo: I did tell you not to pull my finger Maria my Bella Latina
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morrys4all: Lurve is in the air
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Skjoldmo: Pmsl
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Viva la Kiva: Lmfaoooo yesss!
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Marianetta: Ever hear a song that you know would've been perfect to send to an old ex?
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SunflowerKisses: The absolute best person on wire i love you Maria thanks for being there for me. And you win
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Marianetta: Aww, thank you sincerely! I love you too Nara, I’ll be here whenever you need me (or a laugh!)
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Marianetta to k_bear0620: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, I LOVE YOU EVEN THROUGH ALL THE RED FLAGS ❤️❤️❤️
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k_bear0620: Thanks girl ❤️
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SunflowerKisses
SunflowerKisses: YESSSS I ADORE YOUUU
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Marianetta in reply to SunflowerKisses: Remind me to buy some hats later
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SunflowerKisses
SunflowerKisses in reply to Marianetta: Girl i sos will i legit just got mine today
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