Magpie jordan Offline

23 • Single • Female • from Twatley • 1165

Hi im Jordan,
Im high as a kite and don’t give a shite
Im probably the Nicest C.U.N.T youll ever meet

Magpie jordan: I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, .................and then it dawned on me.”

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Luviissa: Jordan. Stop. This . Now

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Monica Fleurs: that is a good one jordan!

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Luviissa: They do these in Poundland but with a carrot instead of the vibe 🤓

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Magpie jordan: did you know diarrhea is hereditary...........it runs in your jeans

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Luviissa:

Muppet lol

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hannahuks: Bloody hell 😂😂💩

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Little Miss Darcy: That must look so familiar to you Jordan

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badgrampa: stunning girl

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katehoughton: Ah,you found it,good 😏

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Luviissa: Giving Jordan a condom is like giving Ironside roller skates 🤓

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Magpie jordan got the Chocolates badge from ZeroFox4U

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Luviissa: 🦓🦓🦓🦓🦓💙💛

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LilRose69: That's my next hairstyle

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A _ J in reply to LilRose69: Sexy 😘💋

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hannahuks: this is amazing

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Baphy Taphy: I hated those teletubby bastard freaks.

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Magpie jordan: i think i know why i watched it now lol

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demonprincess41: There's a Teletubbies movie?

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Magpie jordan added a new image to her gallery Wireclub weirdos

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hannahuks: 😂🤣

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aoife_: well then.. 😳

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DeathmetalHarleen: My, what a riveting conversation.

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Baphy Taphy: Well, where is it?😡

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Magpie jordan got the Thirsty badge

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A _ J: Girl sure can drink 💦💦👅

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Luviissa in reply to A _ J: It gets pretty warm on Mordor

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liprush got the Hungry badge from Magpie jordan

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hannahuks: it looks amazing fun and edible

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A _ J in reply to Magpie jordan: Only u would know 👅👅

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Luviissa: But Jordan , you eat Alphabeti Spaghetti from Happy Shopper 🤓

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Ann4040 in reply to A _ J: That the one you always bring over Aj? Lol

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A _ J in reply to Ann4040: Sure is babes 😘

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hannahuks: damn that must send the electric bill up

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Magpie jordan got the Hungry badge

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Luviissa: <=== Chucks a turnip at Jordan .
Munch on that GG 🌹

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Baphy Taphy in reply to Luviissa: Turnips are yummy.

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katehoughton in reply to Magpie jordan: Recorded for the weekend..

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english_muffin_91: I am going to watch this tonight.

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Magpie jordan in reply to english_muffin_91: did you play the games

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Magpie jordan: just had a friends clear out, congrats to the 148 who didnt make it ,deep deeeeeep condolences to my friends who did,make it im really sorry

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Baphy Taphy: I always expect to be one of the deleted ones when someone posts that they're deleting people.

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Luviissa: Danny , secret to staying on Jordan's good side is just don't touch her ring 🤓

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lilca7x: Lol I'm pretty surprised haven't talked in awhile

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