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Life is about taking chances. You never know what may happen. Take a risk it may be the best thing you ever did. I like Pina Colada and getting caught in the rain.

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When God created Adam and eva, he said to both:

- I have two gifts to distribute among you: one is to do
Pee standing and...
... Adam, really, interrupted, screaming:

Me! Me! Me! Me! I want it please... Lord please please Yes?

It would make life easier for me!
Please! Please! Please!

Eva agreed and said these things had no importance for her.

So God presented Adam.

Adam was amazed. Screamed of joy, ran through the garden of Eden
Peeing in every tree.
Ran on the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand Played with a fountain. Lit a campfire and played a fireman...

God and eva designated the crazy man of happiness, until eva asked God:
- and... What's the other gift?

God replied:

Brain, Eva... the brain is yours!
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