 Friends         | Have not been on here for a long time, hope everyone is doing fine (jan.29)  fatimetou: hi i love canada and i want so mush to visit that town i will do this 12 years ago • Report • Link 0 missteree7: SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 1O people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend =) ♥ (ure one of the MOST AMAZING friends ive had the honor to know...'♥    Bell214: When the clock strikes twelve on December 31st, people all over the world cheer and wish each other a very Happy New Year. For some, this event is no more than a change of a calendar. For others, the New Year symbolizes the beginning of a better tomorrow. However, New year is the time to celebrate a new beginning, and I wish you a happy new year. Happy New Year!   Bell214: Your daily dose of laughter. Hope you will enjoy it. Believe it or not, these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked! Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA) A: Depends on how much you’ve been drinking. Q: Are there any ATM’s (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (England) A: No, but you’d better bring a few extra furs for trading purposes. Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA) A: A–fri–ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca–na–da is that big country to your North ... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked. Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys’ Choir schedule? (USA) A: Aus–tri–a is that quaint little country bordering Ger–ma–ny, which is ... oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked. Q: Which direction is North in Canada? (USA) A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we’ll send the rest of the directions. Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada? (USA) A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather. Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy) A: Yes, g.a.y nightclubs. Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany) A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal. Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA) A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first. |
