liquidpulp Offline46 • Single • Male •
Love to travel and meet new people. Enjoy reading and going out w/ friends. Have lived in 3 different countries (Finland, Sweden and The Netherlands). Working in school as assistant teacher/hour teacher. Other interests are music and writing.
ally73: Happy birthday to you,
happy birtday to you,
happy birthday dear liquid,
happy birthday to you!!!
This one is for you my friend
Wish you a wonderful day!
ally73: Do you know the relation between your two eyes? They blink together, they move together, they cry together, they see things together and they sleep together. Even though they never see each other...Friendship should be just like that.!!!!!!!! Life is like hell without FRIENDS. IT'S FRIEND WEEK'. Who is your Friend ? Send this to all your good friends. Even me, if I am one of them .See how many you get back. If you get more than 3, then you are a really ♥ lovable ♥ person ~smile ~
ally73: Men could be so funny
VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
> > A battery has a positive side.
Why did God create woman ?
> > To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet..
Why do women fake orgasms ?
> > Because they think men care.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
> > When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
Why do men pass gas more than women?
> > Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's se*x drive by 90%..
> > It's called a Wedding Cake.
Why do men die before their wives?
> > They want to.
Women will never be equal to men..
> > until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut,and still think they are sexy.
Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who can handle the bullsh * t !
ally73: Hi my Dear!
Did miss yo the last two days ... hope you're fine and we'll be online at the same time tomorrow