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ksyster: Have a terrific Tuesday!! Have a terrific Tuesday!! Why are the first 25 letters of the alphabet fascist?
Because they're not-z's.
ksyster: Have a serene Sunday!! A little boy was heard saying: grandpa just walked into the room with a guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast.
I said, “Who is this guy?”
Grandpa: My hip replacement.
ksyster: Have a fabulous Friday!! What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common? They're all girls on fire.
ksyster: Have a wonderful Wednesday Elton John has bought his pet bunny a treadmill...He's a little fit bunny...
ksyster: Have a serene Inot snowy) Sunday! what happens when the sun bleaches your hair?
You get blonded by the light
ksyster: Did you hear about the time Orion lost an archery match? He was given a constellation prize. Have a super Saturday!
ksyster: Have a serene Sunday..What do you call a ship that twitches at the bottom What do you call a fidgety boat at the bottom of the lake? A nervous wreck...
ksyster: Have a thoroughly good Thursday! I just burntmy Hawaiian pizza!!!
Should have cooked it at Aloha temperature!!!
ksyster: Have a wonderful Wednesday!! What did the judge say when the skunk came into his courtroom?
“Odor in the court!”
ksyster: Have a marvelous Monday What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
ksyster: Have a super Saturday!! Have a super Saturday!! What did the police man say to his navel? You're under a vest...
ksyster: Have a fabulous Friday!! What do you call a postal carrier that can speak to packages?
A parcel tongue.
ksyster: Have a wonderful Wednesday!! Why did the blonde name her dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they are watch dogs...
ksyster: Have a terrific Tuesday!! Why do they tell an actor to break a leg? Because...every play has a cast
ksyster: Have a serene Sunday!! Overheard at a party..he was hoping to steal some leftovers from the party but his plans were foiled.
ksyster: Have a happy and fabulous Friday!! A friend named Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet. He lost a lot of weight..it reallly made Joe Lean...Joe Lean..Joe Lean