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ksyster: Have a terrific Tuesday!! Have a terrific Tuesday!! Why are the first 25 letters of the alphabet fascist?
Because they're not-z's.
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skierinwa: had to dig deep for this one lol ...
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eyespeye5
eyespeye5 in reply to skierinwa: You will have to explain this to me Randy...
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ksyster
ksyster: Have a marvelous Monday!! Is a cow that can't be milked am udder failure ..or a milk dud
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WOhiogal1970
WOhiogal1970: Both?
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nannyjean57
nannyjean57: Lol...have a wonderful day,enjoy!!
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scottscott1971x2
scottscott1971x2: might be a bull just sayin lol
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ksyster: Have a serene Sunday!! A little boy was heard saying: grandpa just walked into the room with a guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast.
I said, β€œWho is this guy?”
Grandpa: My hip replacement.
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ksyster: Have a super Saturday! What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher.
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moonchildmistres
moonchildmistres: Hahaha πŸ˜‚!!!
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ksyster: Have a fabulous Friday!! What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common? They're all girls on fire.
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scottscott1971x2
scottscott1971x2: you forgot the gays .... because they are flamers lol
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nannyjean57
nannyjean57: Lol...enjoy your day!!
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jpetree: LOL
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ksyster
ksyster: Have a thoroughly good Thursday!! What did the horse say when it fell?
I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
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Rachel35034
Rachel35034: SMH LoL
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ksyster: Have a wonderful Wednesday Elton John has bought his pet bunny a treadmill...He's a little fit bunny...
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nannyjean57
nannyjean57: Lol...have a great day and thank you for sharing!!
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Be_Zany
Be_Zany: that feelin insiiiiiiiiiide
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Sociaibtrfly: snicker
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ksyster: Have a terrific Tuesday!! How did the blonde die ice fishing? She was hit by the zamboni.
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ForeverForty
ForeverForty: lmao ksy....a Zamboni is the big machine they ride to smooth the ice in arenas
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eyespeye5
eyespeye5 in reply to ForeverForty: Oooh!
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ksyster
ksyster: Have a serene Inot snowy) Sunday! what happens when the sun bleaches your hair?
You get blonded by the light
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nannyjean57
nannyjean57: Lol...another good one,stay safe and enjoy your day!!
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ksyster
ksyster: Did you hear about the time Orion lost an archery match? He was given a constellation prize. Have a super Saturday!
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ksyster: Beer is like the sun It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist. Have a fabulous Friday!!
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ksyster
ksyster: Have a serene Sunday..What do you call a ship that twitches at the bottom What do you call a fidgety boat at the bottom of the lake? A nervous wreck...
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eyespeye5
eyespeye5: πŸ˜‚ my sister from another mother & mister!
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moonchildmistres
moonchildmistres: LOL. Cute one. Thank you for sharing the laugh. And hope you have a great Sunday!
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PrincessLina
PrincessLina: That’s my joke
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ksyster
ksyster: Have a thoroughly good Thursday! I just burntmy Hawaiian pizza!!!
Should have cooked it at Aloha temperature!!!
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nannyjean57
nannyjean57: Lol....another good one,hope you enjoy your day ks!!!
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eyespeye5
eyespeye5: πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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ksyster: Have a wonderful Wednesday!! What did the judge say when the skunk came into his courtroom?
β€œOdor in the court!”
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moonchildmistres
moonchildmistres: πŸ˜‚. Thanks for sharing the laughs (((((((Kst))))). Hope you have a wonderful day 🌺
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ksyster
ksyster: How do pirates prefer to communicate?
A: Aye to aye! Have a terrific tuesday!!
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scottscott1971x2
scottscott1971x2: glad you didnt say they crossed swords lol
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ksyster: Have a marvelous Monday What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
PRIME-mates.
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ksyster: Have a super Saturday!! Have a super Saturday!! What did the police man say to his navel? You're under a vest...
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eyespeye5
eyespeye5: oh you!!!!!!!!!
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ksyster
ksyster: Have a fabulous Friday!! What do you call a postal carrier that can speak to packages?
A parcel tongue.
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nannyjean57
nannyjean57: Lol...love it,have a great day!!
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ksyster in reply to nannyjean57: you too!!
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ksyster
ksyster: Have a thoroughly good Thursday!! What did the horse say when it fell?
I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
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eyespeye5
eyespeye5: πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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ksyster
ksyster: Have a wonderful Wednesday!! Why did the blonde name her dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they are watch dogs...
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nannyjean57
nannyjean57: Love it,enjoy your day!!
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ersmom2020
ersmom2020: YOU ARE SO FUNNY
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ksyster
ksyster: Have a terrific Tuesday!! Why do they tell an actor to break a leg? Because...every play has a cast
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nannyjean57
nannyjean57: Lol...another good one,enjoy your day !!
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ksyster
ksyster: Have a serene Sunday!! Overheard at a party..he was hoping to steal some leftovers from the party but his plans were foiled.
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ksyster
ksyster: Have a super first day!! What part of the alphabet is the wettest?

H to O
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ksyster
ksyster: Have a happy and fabulous Friday!! A friend named Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet. He lost a lot of weight..it reallly made Joe Lean...Joe Lean..Joe Lean
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nannyjean57
nannyjean57: LOL...Happy New Year's Eve,stay safe!!
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Be_Zany
Be_Zany: Jolene im begging of please dont take mmmaaaaaaaaaaaa mannnnnnnnnn
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