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ksyster
ksyster:
Have a throughly good Thursday: He wrote a book called The Overflowing Cemetary..it didnt have a plot
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ksyster
ksyster:
Have a wonderful Wednesday! Hot off the press: A group of men have left the Carpenter's union...They left to form a splinter group
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sandydustypants
sandydustypants:
😂😂
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ksyster
ksyster:
Have a terrific tuesday!! If the Simpsons were dogs..what kind of dog would Homer be?
A D0h-bermen
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sasah4u
sasah4u:
Hi kay have a great day
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nannyjean57
nannyjean57:
lol...enjoy your day Ksy!!
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ksyster
ksyster:
Have a marvelous Monday! What did one body spray say toou the other? I can't understand you..your Axe scent is too strong
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OwaTanaSiam
OwaTanaSiam:
That could also be said about a lumberjack using a low priced body wash or spray.
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kneelingprincess
kneelingprincess:
~ Hahaha did you see this??? Since you are my nemesis in Wordy!!! We have so much fun with our good sportsmanship!!! xoxo
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ksyster
ksyster:
Have a serene Sunday! Sign over an Elmer's display! You can always trust salesman..they stick to their word
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ksyster
ksyster:
Have a super Saturday!! Overheard: Watched a film on how ships are put together...
Riveting!
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ksyster
ksyster:
Have a thoroughly good Thursday! Overheard: Jsyt downloaded the soundtrack from the Titanic..It's syncing now
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CjColorado
CjColorado:
That's bad..................but I love it!
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Indiana_Aly
Indiana_Aly:
Lol, I'd call it a knee-slapper joke but my daughter would call it a face slapper. I know she's said it plenty times to me
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ksyster
ksyster:
Have a wonderful Wednesday! Don't tell secrets out in the bean patch..Jack and the Beans talk....
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ksyster
ksyster:
Have a terrific Tuesday! Overheard on a farm: "Grilled the chicken for two hours yesterday and she still wouldn't say why she crossed the road
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ksyster
ksyster:
Have a marvelous Monday! What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
a receding hare line
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ksyster
ksyster:
Have a super Saturday! How does Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon
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spotaloonytoony
spotaloonytoony:
and we all know what spooning leads to lol
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ksyster
ksyster:
Have a thoroughly good Thursday! What does an escalator say when it just stops working? Nothing..it just stairs...
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ksyster
ksyster:
Have a wonderful Wednesday! What do you call a fake noodle? an Imposta!
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OwaTanaSiam
OwaTanaSiam:
I Think... that, that's a fake mail carrier. Wouldn't a fake noodle be an "Impasta?"
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janelux
janelux:
lolol
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ksyster
ksyster:
Have a terrific Tuesday! Apparently beef stew is not a good password...It's not Stroganoff
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dinedgreat
dinedgreat:
Good morning 🌹
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ksyster
ksyster:
Have a marvelous Monday! Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs
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dinedgreat
dinedgreat:
Happy😊😁 Monday
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nannyjean57
nannyjean57:
LOL....enjoy your Monday Ksy!!
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ksyster
ksyster:
Have a serene Sunday! What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato
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ksyster
ksyster:
Have a fabulous Friday! Overheard at Carpets Plus: When I told the contractor that i didn't want carpeted steps he gave me a blank stare...
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ksyster
ksyster:
Have thoroughly good Thursday..What did the skeleton say to his girlfrieou nd when he proposed...? Will you marrow me?
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misssharonmaybe
misssharonmaybe:
thats correct !
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NautaDamChance26
NautaDamChance26:
And remember: demons are a ghoul's best friend.
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ksyster
ksyster:
Have a wonderful Wednesday..Since the election is close...here's a poll: Are you in favor of horse puns? Is this..is this...a Gallup poll?
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ksyster
ksyster:
Have a terrific Tuesday! What is a pumpkin's least favorite sport? Squash
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ksyster
ksyster:
Have a marvelous Monday!! Overheard on Taco Tuesday: "I'm a pretty good cook but Taco Bell always gives me the runs for the money
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ksyster
ksyster:
Have a serene Sunday..Overheard: She refused to marry the gardener..He was too rough around the hedges
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dinedgreat
dinedgreat:
Good morning🌞🎵 🌹
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nannyjean57
nannyjean57:
Good morning Ksy,enjoy your day!
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ksyster
ksyster:
Have a fabulous Friday! Why did the tofu cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken
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Karen33405
Karen33405:
There are tofu jokes?
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