 Friends         | fleeing aol  ksyster: Have a marvelous Monday!! A man on the unemployment line was heard saying that he lost his job as a stage designer.He was cool though and left without making a scene. ksyster: As heard at a grocery store: They served leaf cabbage for lunch in the police canteen but I thought, “That’s beyond the kale of duty!”Have a serene sunday! ksyster: Have a super Saturday!! As heard at a travel agency: You'd love to explore the Arctic and boldly go where snowmen have gone before.? ksyster: Have a fabulous Friday...it's the weekend! As heard on a nature walk..If a plant is sad, do the other plants photosympathize with it? ksyster: Have a thoroughly good Thursday! Why do plumbers hate working with Instant hot water heaters? It's a tankless job.. ksyster: Have a wonderful Wednesday!! As heard at $tarbucks: Do I like tea? I’m willing to give it a chai. ksyster: Have a terrific Tuesday! As heard at a lunch:! My orange was a funny color. Definitely, a whiter shade of peel. ksyster: Have a serene Sunday and way to go Braves..Another one from Daisy: Why did the snail put an S on his car? So when he drove by people would say: 'Hey..look at that S car go!' ksyster: Have a super Saturday!! As heard on a farm: Cows were complaining about living conditions on the farm and the leader said, “We’ve herd the problems but hoof you spoken to so far?” ksyster: Have a fabulous Friday!! ..Heard at a wedding: Such an emotional day..the cake is in tiers ...Some only dream of cake. Others bake it happen. ksyster: Have a thoroughly good Thursday!! Our local farmer has started feeding his cows with birdseed. That would explain why the milk is going cheep. ksyster: Have a wonderful Wednesday!! What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? “Thanks! I’ll never part with it!” ksyster: Have a marvelous Monday...There’s a new support group for compulsive talkers. It’s called On Anon. ksyster: Have a serene Sunday!! A man was overheard in the walmart card section sadly saying: My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes. It Taurus apart. ksyster: Have a fabulous Friday!! This is kind of bad but my g'daugher thought it was hilarious so: When cowboys and farmers retire do they wear boxers or briefs.....uh.. Depends ksyster: Have a thoroughly good Thursday! Do vegans get paid hourly or celery? That's it. That was the joke. No witty punchline or anything like that. LOL ksyster: Have a wonderful Wednesday!! Overheard: Yesterday a clown held a door open for me..It was such a nice Jester ksyster: Have a terrific Tuesday!! Someone overheard at the Atl Zoo: Do busy elephants keep a list of tusks to be completed? ksyster: Have a super Sunday!! Why did the electrician marry his colleague? He couldn’t resistor. (they met playing fuse-ball ksyster: Have a super Saturday!! Braves do it again!! Hoping to see fireworks when we pass the stadium tonight! What do you call a pickle that draws? – A dillustrator. |
I responded by saying something like...they should MOOve.