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ksyster: Have a terrific Tuesday!! Cows were complaining about living conditions on the farm and the leader said, “We’ve herd the problems but hoof you spoken to so far?”
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Karen33405
Karen33405: Hey this is a repeat from a week ago! Lol

I responded by saying something like...they should MOOve.

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ksyster: Have a marvelous Monday!! A man on the unemployment line was heard saying that he lost his job as a stage designer.He was cool though and left without making a scene.
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Karen33405
Karen33405: No drama?
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ksyster: As heard at a grocery store: They served leaf cabbage for lunch in the police canteen but I thought, “That’s beyond the kale of duty!”Have a serene sunday!
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ksyster: Have a super Saturday!! As heard at a travel agency: You'd love to explore the Arctic and boldly go where snowmen have gone before.?
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Karen33405
Karen33405: Are the offspring of snowmen called CHILLdren?
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ksyster: Have a fabulous Friday...it's the weekend! As heard on a nature walk..If a plant is sad, do the other plants photosympathize with it?
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ksyster: Have a thoroughly good Thursday! Why do plumbers hate working with Instant hot water heaters? It's a tankless job..
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ksyster: Have a wonderful Wednesday!! As heard at $tarbucks: Do I like tea? I’m willing to give it a chai.
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literaryrebel
literaryrebel: Oh pun your heart
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ksyster: Overheard at Taco Bell: In the debate about Mexican food, I played the Devil’s avocado.
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Karen33405
Karen33405: Today is Tuesday
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ksyster: Have a terrific Tuesday! As heard at a lunch:! My orange was a funny color. Definitely, a whiter shade of peel.
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nannyjean57
nannyjean57: She's just rushing the week!!!
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KeithJ
KeithJ in reply to nannyjean57: LOL yeah yeah
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ksyster: Have a serene Sunday and way to go Braves..Another one from Daisy: Why did the snail put an S on his car? So when he drove by people would say: 'Hey..look at that S car go!'
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ksyster: Have a super Saturday!! As heard on a farm: Cows were complaining about living conditions on the farm and the leader said, “We’ve herd the problems but hoof you spoken to so far?”
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Karen33405
Karen33405: Well if things are that bad, I suggest they MOOve.
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Karen33405
Karen33405: 🐄
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ksyster: Have a fabulous Friday!! ..Heard at a wedding: Such an emotional day..the cake is in tiers ...Some only dream of cake. Others bake it happen.
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eyespeye5
eyespeye5: 🥰🥰🥰
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moonchildmistres
moonchildmistres: lol ((((((( Ksy )))))))) Thanks for the laugh! Have a wonderful and safe weekend!
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ksyster: Have a thoroughly good Thursday!! Our local farmer has started feeding his cows with birdseed. That would explain why the milk is going cheep.
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KeithJ
KeithJ: And there wont be big cow pies too
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ksyster: Have a wonderful Wednesday!! What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? “Thanks! I’ll never part with it!”
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Karen33405
Karen33405: Hair today, gone tomorrow.
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ksyster: Have a terrific Tuesday!! What do you call a pickle that draws? – A dillustrator
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ksyster: Have a marvelous Monday...There’s a new support group for compulsive talkers. It’s called On Anon.
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skierinwa
skierinwa: oh geeesh
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ksyster:
Have a serene Sunday!! A man was overheard in the walmart card section sadly saying: My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes. It Taurus apart.
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Karen33405
Karen33405: You mean it tore you to Pisces. Lol
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eyespeye5
eyespeye5: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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ksyster: Have a fabulous Friday!! This is kind of bad but my g'daugher thought it was hilarious so: When cowboys and farmers retire do they wear boxers or briefs.....uh..
Depends
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Karen33405
Karen33405: We may all be in Depends someday.
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ksyster: Have a thoroughly good Thursday! Do vegans get paid hourly or celery?
That's it. That was the joke. No witty punchline or anything like that. LOL
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Karen33405
Karen33405: I dunno. But some heavy musicians get paid Weigh Jazz.
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ksyster
ksyster: Have a wonderful Wednesday!! Overheard: Yesterday a clown held a door open for me..It was such a nice Jester
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missysturnnow
missysturnnow: oooof
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moonchildmistres
moonchildmistres: LOL ((((((( Ksy )))))))) !!! Hope you have a wonderful afternoon/evening
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ksyster
ksyster: Have a terrific Tuesday!! Someone overheard at the Atl Zoo: Do busy elephants keep a list of tusks to be completed?
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ksyster: Have a super Sunday!! Why did the electrician marry his colleague? He couldn’t resistor. (they met playing fuse-ball
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Karen33405
Karen33405: Shocking
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ksyster: Have a super Saturday!! Braves do it again!! Hoping to see fireworks when we pass the stadium tonight! What do you call a pickle that draws? – A dillustrator.
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ksyster: Have a fabulous Friday!! Who was the pizza lover's favourite relative? – Aunt Chovy.
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