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ksyster: Have a fabulous Friday!! Alert..there is a woman selling batteries in the park...she sells c cells at the seesaw
ksyster: Old Macdonald's farm was so large that he needed to hire a manager who asked what his title was..Old Macdonald replied."c-i-c-i-o
ksyster: Have a thoroughly good Thursday! Which part of the body lives the longest?
ksyster: Have a terrific Tuesday!! Why does Superman get invited to so many dinners? Because lhe's a supper hero
ksyster: Have a marvelous Monday! Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a little more space
ksyster: Have a serene Sunday! A man was heard at a funerall..he said his wife unfortunately passed away when he couldn't remember her blood type...Her last words were "Be positive!"
ksyster: Have a super Saturday! A weasel walks into a bar..the bartender says "what will you have?" Pop goes the weasel."
ksyster: Have a thoroughly good Thursday!! Which dictator had the greatest passion for food?
ksyster: Have a wonderful Wednesday!! What do you say to a llama who wants to go on a picnic?
ksyster: Is it true that the security guys at the Samsung Store are known as Guardians of the Galaxy? Have a terrific Tuesday!
ksyster: Have a marvelous Monday!! Have you heard about the latest corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere
ksyster: Have a super Saturday!! What did the astronaut say when he was being harassed by the interviewer? No COMET!
ksyster: Have a fabulous Friday! Why does Waldo wear stripes? .. Because he doesn't want to be spotted
ksyster: Have a thoroughly good Thursday! What is a pirate's favorite letter? P...because without it he'd be irate
ksyster: Have a wonderful Wednesday! How do you know a flamingo has stolen your shoes? Only one shoe is missing
ksyster: Have a terrific Tuesday! Have you ever tried blind folded archery? You don't know what you're missing!
ksyster: Have a serene Sunday.. Overheard in a Bible discussion.."The lack of any sort of animal census on the Ark lead to complaints of Noah accountability
ksyster: Have a super Saturday! Headed to Jasper after Zumba..with mountaineering puns..actions speak louder than words