 Friends         | fleeing aol  ksyster: Have a thoroughly good Thursday!! How does a penguin build his house? with Igloo (and help from his auntie Arctic.. 16 hours ago • Report • Link 4 ksyster: Have a marvelous Monday!! Overheard at Pike's: As asked by the girl i met at the vegetarian meeting *she said i know her but I had never met herbifore: Do vegans get paid hourly or celery? ksyster: Have a serene Sunday! Blonde to boyfriend who tripped...You are so lucky that you caught yourself when you fell.. if you didn't..you could have become a paralegal... ksyster: Why don't Teslas have that new car smell? They have more of an Elon Musk. Have a wonderful Wednesday!! ksyster: Have a terrific Tuesday!! What does the Lone Ranger say when he takes out the garbage? To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump. ksyster: Have a fabulous Friday!! What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain? I guess we’ll just have to make dew. ksyster: Have a thoroughly good Thursday...What do you call a large long haired mammal wearing sandals A hippiepotomus ksyster: Have a terrific Tuesday!! (another beautiful day) Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender yells, "Hey, we don't serve your kind in here, Get out!" The strings get up and walk out. One of the strings gets on the ground and rolls around and then ties himself in a knot. The other string says, "What are you doing?" He replies, "Just do what I did and follow me back into the bar. They both walk back into the bar. The bartender says, "Hey, aren't you those two strings that I just kicked out of here?" One string says, "No sir, I'm a frayed knot!" ksyster: Have a serene Sunday! Rephrased Whitney Houston: I wanna dance with some-bunny, some-bunny who loves me.(somebunny needs a mimosa) Some-bunny needs a mimosa. ksyster: Have a fabulous Friday!! How does the Easter bunny stay in shape? Hare-obics (he'd have more fun at Zumba) ksyster: Have a great day!! what do you call a squadron of rabbits walking backwards..a receding hare line ksyster: Have a terrific Tuesday! Go Braves!! As heard at an awards show: Ed has no girlfriend because Sheeran away. ksyster: Have a marvelous Monday!! Why don't koalas count as bears? They don't have the right koalafications. ksyster: Have a serene Sunday..As heard at a party..He's got a chicken proof lawn.. it's impeccable..( sorry that was fowl) ksyster: Have a super Saturday!! There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator ..(only a fraction of people will get this) ksyster: What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court. Have a fabulous Friday!! |
