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ksyster: Have a fabulous Friday!! How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
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ksyster: Have a thoroughly good Thursday! As served up in the celebrity Dish report: John Lennon was hungry, but he wouldn’t give pies a chance. He insisted on having a yellow submarine. Paul just said ‘Let it Brie.’
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ksyster: Have a wonderful Wednesday!! What's a rappers favorite Candy? Eminem
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treacherouscretn
treacherouscretn: you betcha!!

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ksyster: Have a terrific Tuesday!! Group swimmers at the Olympics aren’t given much choice. For them, it’s synchro swim.
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Karen33405
Karen33405: Lol
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ksyster: Have a marvelous Monday!! As heard at a concert: My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet... It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean!
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eyespeye5
eyespeye5: hahahaha!
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ksyster: Have a serene Sunday: A man was heard saying..I broke up with my girlfriend Loraine. She found out I was dating claire Lee. Good news though! I can see Claire Lee now
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eyespeye5
eyespeye5: ..the rain is gone... hahahaha!
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ksyster: Have a super Saturday! Another one of Daisy's: I’m super friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I just don’t know why.
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baileym2
baileym2: Have a fab saturday ksys my friend!
Daisy sounds adorable
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ksyster:
Have a thoroughly good Thursday! It's very difficult to get down from an elephant..most people get it from a duck
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ksyster: Have a marvelous Monday! Weatherman today: Predicting the wind is a vane pursuit
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ksyster: Have a fabulous Friday!! As read in the farm Gazette: The grass farmer was criminally charged after using a sod-off shotgun to settle a lawn-standing turf war – he wanted mow money. After his arrest he was denied bale.
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ksyster: have a thoroughly good Thursday! NED: I thought I saw a walrus on the beach!
ED: Nah, that was just a seal lyin’.
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ksyster: Have a wonderful Wednesday!! As heard at waffle house: My pancake maker was stolen, syruptitiously. What a waffle experience – I feel like I’ve been creped. Who will solve this griddle? It’s a salt and buttery: but will the charges stick?
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Karen33405
Karen33405: Now I'm hungry for breakfast.
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ksyster: Have a terrific Tuesday!! No more political ads after today yea!! As heard at a mineral show a man said: : I was walking through a quarry…I said to the foreman, "That sure is a big rock!"
"Boulder," he corrected me. So I stuck out my chest and shouted, "THAT SURE IS A BIG ROCK!!"
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skierinwa
skierinwa: ughhhhh lol ...
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Karen33405
Karen33405: ksyster, you voting today in the Georgia runoff?
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ksyster: have a marvelous Monday! Where do robots go for fun? The circuits!!
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Karen33405
Karen33405: An electrifying experience?
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badbones88
badbones88: How shocking
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ksyster: Have a fabulous Friday..a blonde on seeing a sign saying "watch for kids" thought wow that seems like a fair trade..
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ksyster: Have a wonderful Wednesday? Why did the salad win an award? It went above and beyond the kale of duty and was best dressed
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ksyster: Have a terrific Tuesday! as heard at a small pond: My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
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ksyster got the Hot New Years Bling! badge from Rlarocque1957 25 days ago Report
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ksyster: Have a marvelous Monday!! Someone bet a butcher that he couldn't reach the top shelf..he said he won't bet on that..the steaks were too high
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Karen33405
Karen33405: Did anyone have a beef with that?
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ksyster: Have a superb Saturday! What's Harry Potter's favorite method of going down a mountain? walking...JK Rolling...
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baileym2
baileym2: Have a fab Saturday ksys!
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ksyster: Have a fabulous Friday! What do you see after Holly's performance? Bows of Holly
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Karen33405
Karen33405: MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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ksyster: Have a thoroughly good Thursday! What do you call a wreath made of hundred dollar bills? Aretha Franklins...
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Karen33405: HAPPY HOLIDAYS !

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