 Friends         | fleeing aol  ksyster: Have a serene Sunday!! A little boy was heard saying: grandpa just walked into the room with a guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast. I said, “Who is this guy?” Grandpa: My hip replacement. ksyster: Have a fabulous Friday!! What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common? They're all girls on fire. ksyster: Have a thoroughly good Thursday!! What did the horse say when it fell? I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup! ksyster: Have a wonderful Wednesday Elton John has bought his pet bunny a treadmill...He's a little fit bunny... ksyster: Have a serene Inot snowy) Sunday! what happens when the sun bleaches your hair? You get blonded by the light ksyster: Did you hear about the time Orion lost an archery match? He was given a constellation prize. Have a super Saturday! ksyster: Have a serene Sunday..What do you call a ship that twitches at the bottom What do you call a fidgety boat at the bottom of the lake? A nervous wreck... ksyster: Have a thoroughly good Thursday! I just burntmy Hawaiian pizza!!! Should have cooked it at Aloha temperature!!! ksyster: Have a wonderful Wednesday!! What did the judge say when the skunk came into his courtroom? “Odor in the court!” ksyster: Have a marvelous Monday What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account? PRIME-mates. ksyster: Have a super Saturday!! Have a super Saturday!! What did the police man say to his navel? You're under a vest... ksyster: Have a fabulous Friday!! What do you call a postal carrier that can speak to packages? A parcel tongue. ksyster: Have a thoroughly good Thursday!! What did the horse say when it fell? I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup! ksyster: Have a wonderful Wednesday!! Why did the blonde name her dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they are watch dogs... ksyster: Have a terrific Tuesday!! Why do they tell an actor to break a leg? Because...every play has a cast ksyster: Have a serene Sunday!! Overheard at a party..he was hoping to steal some leftovers from the party but his plans were foiled. ksyster: Have a happy and fabulous Friday!! A friend named Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet. He lost a lot of weight..it reallly made Joe Lean...Joe Lean..Joe Lean |
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