Just Sayin...
I want to talk about a growing trend may be seen in the grocery store maybe you heard of it yourself. Listen this, maybe this be you. You’re in the produce section you see the sign “Jamaican yellow yam” you think to yourself mmmm me love dat sweet candy yellow yam me gon eat dat. Me gon eat won or two. SUMUSAY. You take the yam home and you find out to your dismay ITS NOT A YELLOW YAM, ITS NOT A JAMAICAN YELLOW YAM! I and I seen it all too many times. Now J Trendz going to tell you how to tell if it’s a sweet yellow candy jamacain yam authentic or if it be a bablon imposta yam.*weirdjamacainramble*wooahoh ishnobya boom boom yaa. Heres what you do, you take the yellow yam and then you smell it and ask yourself one question. Does it smell sweet? Does this yam smell sweet? Does the yam smell sweet man? SHIBBIDY BOP WOAOHHH SIIIING. If the yam smell sweet congratulations you be havin sweet yellow yams for diner tonight autentic natural style. Naty yams. NAH if the yam smell sowa, or bitta, it don’t smell quite sweet. If the yam don’t be smellin sweet, you have a Babylon yam. De white devil put the Babylon yam in de grocery store… to trik ya! To take your beautiful black woman to poison your earth, the beautiful black woman and your seed. They want to spread the cancer and the homosexuality. Him trying to make your offspring homosexual, de snake tongue devil. SO LASSE I JAA. If a man be havin a fork in his tongue he must be a snake. If a man comes to you talking all types of golden silver ways he may be a snake lying in de grass, kill him. Let me ask you something. Let me ask you this. If a man be laying on the ground and slithering back and forth, does he be a snake? If a man be hanging from a tree… and he ask you, and he tell you all sorts of silver tongue lies he may be a snake you may have to keel him. Dis has been J Trendz man with another grocery store tip. The third world radio JA BLESS signing off and remember always make love to your beautiful black women raw dog because condoms are the white devils snake tongue invention. SHIBBIDY BOP SHIBBIDY BOP WOOAHHHOOOHHH.
