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Angel0099: A very Happy Easter Kingy
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kingnotprince in reply to Angel0099: Ty angel a very happy Easter to you to 😊
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dirtydoggg: Great to see you back !!
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Milady_Sil: Thanks for all your likes.
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kingnotprince: Your welcome!
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Thisgirlcan: Looking good
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kingnotprince: Thanks little
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carer1: 👍 king
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kingnotprince: 😂😂😂

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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Thisgirlcan: Haha
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kingnotprince
kingnotprince: A man just came to my door asking if I would be willing to help donate to the local high schools swimming pool. I came back with a glass of water. Is that wrong?
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carer1: 😂😂
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CynicalWanderer: lol a glass of piss would be even funnier, and accurate to boot.
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Angel0099: omg nauty kingy
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kingnotprince: 😂😂😂
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Shooz: lol, very funny
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Glo_: Lol
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kingnotprince: Yes I thought so myself.
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kingnotprince: Thank you sherri 😊 and yes was a great day,some great music and lots of sunshine 😊 x
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pandorasbox75: good pic king hope you had fun
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kingnotprince: R.I.p verne troyr, best known for playing Mini-Me in the Austin Powers movies and griphook in harry potter has died age 49!
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kingnotprince: R.I.p avicii dead at only 28 youll be missed by so many of your fans!

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Thisgirlcan: So Young... What a shock
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kingnotprince in reply to Thisgirlcan: Yes it was but I hear he had medical problems!
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Thisgirlcan: At such a young age
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Shooz
Shooz: Very nice king. Never been to dunfermline maybe a visit's overdue
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kingnotprince: Ty and yeah nice wee place if you've never been and id never been before myself shooz till last week 😊
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kingnotprince: Hi back
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kingnotprince to martabr: Welcome back marta nice to see you back
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kingnotprince: Nice lunch out today with the kids,this is needed though 😂
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Wendy lm: Think I’ll need one by end of the day 😂😂
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kingnotprince in reply to Wendy lm: No doubt you will 😂
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Thisgirlcan: Lovely pics
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kingnotprince in reply to Thisgirlcan: Thank you little
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kingnotprince: Ok folks as of today chat uk will be no more as seems like everyones using other rooms now so whats the point of keeping an empty room 😔 it was a blast though and thanks to all who used it
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Calamityboo: yer could be.... maybe ppl are getting lives outside
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kingnotprince in reply to Calamityboo: I think you hit the nail right on the head
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ramirah: no!! 😥😭😭 i still go onto it had some amazing times please keep it open !
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kingnotprince to ramirah: Happy easter ram 🐣
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ramirah: AW thank you ! You to ! King hope you have a beautiful happy one 😊 xx
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kingnotprince: Your welcome and thank you 😊 x
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pinktwnkltoes: Bwhahaha 😆
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kingnotprince: My wee village lol
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sherri_30: amazing view beautiful
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kingnotprince in reply to sherri_30: thank you and beautiful just like a lot of scotland is
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kingnotprince: 🐣 Happy easter everyone 🐣

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Hakuna Matata 8: Happy Easter king. Thank you for sharing the video. I truly love it. 💜
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kingnotprince in reply to Zeeeeeeee Chaos: Same to yourself!
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kingnotprince in reply to Hakuna Matata 8: Same to you and your welcome glad you like the video 😊
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kingnotprince: Sitting with a few🍷 watching the classic movie top gun 😊
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kingnotprince in reply to ramirah: 🍫🍫🍫
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ramirah: yum thanks !
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kingnotprince in reply to ramirah: Your welcome 😂
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