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kellyf131
kellyf131: no more random 9999999999999999's
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Ride_On
Ride_On: lol we will think its an imposter now
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rockislandred1
rockislandred1: yay hahaaa!!!
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Shy and Silly
Shy and Silly: Care to chat
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kellyf131: hehe
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OLDGUYNH™
OLDGUYNH™: RIDE KELLY RIDE
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Chocolate Knight
Chocolate Knight: Not right get up Tony 😂😂😂
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kessler26: Hi girl😺
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oldbiker635
oldbiker635: So beutiful
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Chatnip
Chatnip: I spit my coffee whenever I see this
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kellyf131
kellyf131: MY DADDY SLEEPS NAKED
"Late again!" the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Robbie.
"It ain't my fault this time, Miss Russell. You can blame this 'un on my Daddy.The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!"
Miss Russell had taught grammar school for 30-some-odd years. Despite her mounting fears, she asked little Robbie what he meant by that.
Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Robbie and trouble were old friends but he always told the truth.
"You see, Miss Russell, out at the farm we got this here low down fox. The last few nights, he done ate six hens. Last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his double barreled shot gun and said to my Ma, "That fox is back again... I'm a gonna git him!''
"Stay back," Daddy whispered to all us kids!
"My Daddy was naked as a jaybird -- no boots, no pants, no shirt! To the hen house he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop. Then, he stuck that double-barrelled 12-gauge shotgun through the window of the coop. As he stared into the darkness, with a fox on his mind, our old hound dog, Rip, had done gone and woke up and comes sneaking up behind Daddy. Then, as we all looked on, plumb helpless, old Rip done went and stuck his cold nose in my Daddy's crack!"
"Miss Russell, we all been pluckin' chickens since three o'clock this mornin!"
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windswptwords: ROFLOL
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kellyf131
kellyf131: LOL...Tanya did a bad thing..Colin did an ignorant thing, Monica had to find the thing..
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heathaustin401: My god your a dream!
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Chatnip: For my Ella Ella Ella
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MontanaMatt
MontanaMatt: Sorry I missed it! I hope your day was special..... Filled with tons of cake!
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jdchevypower
jdchevypower: Yes sorry for not wishing you Happy B Day!!! Hope all went welll
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AutumnButterfly
AutumnButterfly: Happy birthday 🎈🎂🎉
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Chatnip
Chatnip: YouTube happy birthday Ella!!!!
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dizzindat in reply to dizzindat: 's it !!
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laura64
laura64: hahaha!!
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kellyf131 in reply to laura64: Lauras..one of the funniest shows ive ever seen
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kellyf131
kellyf131: its on hulu
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laura64
laura64: lmfaoo, but which one?
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windswptwords
windswptwords: Several to chose from you know Kelly LMBO
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kellyf131
kellyf131: coughjimscough
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priskcindy97
priskcindy97: I still haven't mastered how to cook for just 1 person yet.
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kellyf131
kellyf131: RIP
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RickLaMesa
RickLaMesa: It doesn't work
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kellyf131
kellyf131: Motley she needs a lil weight tho
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gus_thomason
gus_thomason: nice rIde. How many miles per bail does she make? LOL.
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laura64
laura64: he is gorgeous!!
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popatop69
popatop69: ELMERS CALLED , WANTS 2 KNOW IF U WANNA SELL
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gus_thomason
gus_thomason: Very sweet gal
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motorhead72
motorhead72: now that’s a smile!
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farmallfarms: Howdy Cowgirl
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