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kellyf131: MY DADDY SLEEPS NAKED
"Late again!" the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Robbie.
"It ain't my fault this time, Miss Russell. You can blame this 'un on my Daddy.The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!"
Miss Russell had taught grammar school for 30-some-odd years. Despite her mounting fears, she asked little Robbie what he meant by that.
Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Robbie and trouble were old friends but he always told the truth.
"You see, Miss Russell, out at the farm we got this here low down fox. The last few nights, he done ate six hens. Last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his double barreled shot gun and said to my Ma, "That fox is back again... I'm a gonna git him!''
"Stay back," Daddy whispered to all us kids!
"My Daddy was naked as a jaybird -- no boots, no pants, no shirt! To the hen house he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop. Then, he stuck that double-barrelled 12-gauge shotgun through the window of the coop. As he stared into the darkness, with a fox on his mind, our old hound dog, Rip, had done gone and woke up and comes sneaking up behind Daddy. Then, as we all looked on, plumb helpless, old Rip done went and stuck his cold nose in my Daddy's crack!"
"Miss Russell, we all been pluckin' chickens since three o'clock this mornin!"
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windswptwords: ROFLOL
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popatop69: was that the p[ck of the litter ?
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jims7180: is that Kelly?
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Pretty_Witty: this is so freaken scary , one eye on Morocco and other on Caucasus.
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kellyf131: LOL...Tanya did a bad thing..Colin did an ignorant thing, Monica had to find the thing..
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heathaustin401: My god your a dream!
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Chatnip: For my Ella Ella Ella
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MontanaMatt: Sorry I missed it! I hope your day was special..... Filled with tons of cake!
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jdchevypower: Yes sorry for not wishing you Happy B Day!!! Hope all went welll
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AutumnButterfly: Happy birthday 🎈🎂🎉
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Chatnip: YouTube happy birthday Ella!!!!
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dizzndat in reply to dizzndat: 's it !!
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laura64: hahaha!!
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kellyf131 in reply to laura64: Lauras..one of the funniest shows ive ever seen
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kellyf131: its on hulu
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laura64: lmfaoo, but which one?
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windswptwords: Several to chose from you know Kelly LMBO
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kellyf131: coughjimscough
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priskcindy97: I still haven't mastered how to cook for just 1 person yet.
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kellyf131: RIP
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RickLaMesa: It doesn't work
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kellyf131: Motley she needs a lil weight tho
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gus_thomason: nice rIde. How many miles per bail does she make? LOL.
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laura64: he is gorgeous!!
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popatop69: ELMERS CALLED , WANTS 2 KNOW IF U WANNA SELL
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kellyf131: jus workin fields today..hehe
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thabomb_brunnie: lmaooo great pic
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dawebone617: ouch!
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OLDGUYNH™: sweetie just a thought but perhaps this type of humor is WHY you are still single
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BackwooodsBarbie: Damnot I'll stop! Lol
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rowdy50: That's freakin fabulous darlin
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BackwooodsBarbie in reply to BackwooodsBarbie: Damnit*
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rockislandred1: haha i know this well
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gus_thomason: Very sweet gal
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motorhead72: now that’s a smile!
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