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24 Single Female from Moncton       250
FYI GUYS Men Males : I have nothing against males irl but in chat I've chosen that I only want chat with other girls. Please respect that by not messaging me, I will not reply.

Music is a big passion - Indie, Punk, Alternative, Rock, Reggae, Dance

Hi, I'm Katie, an East Coast Canadian bi girl who's 24 yrs. old and a creative, comedic hobbyist writer who's very capable and confident. I'd enjoy nothing more than to hear from any girl who's willing to simply explore the inspirational aspects of imagining the 'what if' mind set. I'd assert that when you open yourself up to new possibilities you will come to realize just how unique one's reality can be at any given time. Let's wrap ourselves in conversation that extrapolates the importance of the here and now so that perhaps in the very near future we'll have been bestowed the gift of a more positive perspective on how we see ourselves and the rare qualities others will share with you. I hope I will hear from you soon whomever 'you are' for we can influence the future by really understanding who we are today.

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mei7788: super pretty!
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Katie_Bi: Thank you so much dear.
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nickthetripsitter: omg classic throwback wow
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Katie_Bi:
Jon Lajoie a Canadian comedian who does realy great comdey in all form. Here's a song from him.

Jon Lajoie -- F*ck Everything Rap



Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a fuck.
Well step aside bitches, cause I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible.

What?!

(I don't a give a fuck...)
About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what
(I don't give a fuck...)
I literally don't give a fuck about anything

I don't give a fuck about motherfuckin' anything
People care about shit, I say fuck everything
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck the sky, fuck trees, fuck the sun
I don't need heat for Vitamin D!

And fuck toasters, I don't need to cook my bread
And fuck coasters, I use a little plate instead
And fuck roosters with their useless cockadoodledoo
We invented alarm clocks, we no longer need you

Don't give a fuck about chairs, I prefer to stand
And fuck air conditioners, I got a ceiling fan
And fuck the movie The Fan, starring Wesley Snipes
Demolition Man's the only Snipes movie I like
And fuck liking shit. I don't even like the stuff that I like
Don't give a fuck about not liking all the shit I don't like
Like tissues. Fuck 'em! I blow my nose on the couch
And fuck my nostrils and my sense of smell I breathe through my mouth

Don't give a fuck about seeing bitch, fuck my eyes
Fuck visual perception yo, I'd rather be blind
Fuck time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke
And hours are way too long, they should be half an hour at most
And fuck coasts, don't give a fuck about where water meets land
And fuck boats, just because you float you think you're so fucking bad
And fuck jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time
My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but...

(I don't a give a fuck...)
About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what
(I don't give a fuck...)
I literally don't give a fuck about anything

Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup
The girl says "small, medium, large?"
I say "bitch I don't give a fuck"
She said "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size"
I said "fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a fuck, alright?"
Don't give a fuck about beverage size options motherfucker
And I don't give a fuck about liquids either
They're all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place
Like human semen when I get it all over my face
I'm not gay, I just don't give a fuck about straight sex

And fuck my dick, I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead.
Fuck biological functions, fuck the human body
I prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote
I call myself Batyote and I fight crime at night
I know its similar to Batman but motherfuck copyright
I plagiarize all the time, I do it everyday
Cause I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way

And fuck birth, entering the world of space & time is a bitch
Searching for purpose in the random universe sucks dick
Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way
Did I choose to not give a fuck about ice cube trays
If I want ice I'll go to the fucking corner store and buy a bag
Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfucking drag
You know what? Fuck the word fuck, I don't need to use it
I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus

(I don't a give a chainsaw...)
About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what
(I don't give a chainsaw...)
I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything

If there was a contest to see who doesn't give a fuck the most
I wouldn't win cause I don't give a fuck about winning yo
I don't even give a fuck about not giving a fuck,
So I do give a fuck... wait, what?

(I give a fuck...)
About anything, I love everyone and care about everything
(I give a fuck...)
I literally care about every motherfucking thing
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Katie_Bi:
Soul Coughing (All Music written by Singer Mike Doughty ) Ture Dreams of Wichita




Mike Doughty -- Live Accoustic Solo Version



Signal got lost to the satellite; got lost in the ride up to the plungedown
Man sends the ray of the electric light, sends the impulse through the air, down to home
And you can stand on the arms of the Williamsburg Bridge crying "Hey man, well, this is Babylon"
And you can fire out on a bus to the outside world, down to Louisiana; you can take her with you

I've seen the rains of the real world come forward on the plain
I've seen the Kansas of your sweet little myth... you've never seen it, no
I'm half-sick on the drinks you mixed through your...
true dreams of Wichita
true dreams of Wichita

Brooklyn like a sea in the asphalt stalks; push out dead air from a parking garage
Where you stand with the keys and your cool hat of silence
Where you grip her love like a driver's license

I've seen you fire up the gas in the engine valves
I've seen your hand turn saintly on the radio dial
I've seen the airwaves pull your eyes towards Heaven
Outside Topeka in the phone lines, her good-teeth smile was winding down

Engine sputters ghosts out of gasoline fumes
They say "You had it, but you sold it..." You didn't want it, no
I'm half-drunk on babble you transmit through your...
true dreams of Wichita
true dreams of Wichita

Punch it
I got, uh, fed
I got, uh, too much things on bounce on my head
I got to burn 'em up
I got to burn 'em uptown
I got to go uptown, uptown
I got a thing... I got a little bit pushed
Got to stand on the corner and bellow for mush
I got a bomb, I got a baby-bomb-bomb
Got to stand on the corner and bellow for my friend Tom
I got a thing, I got to thing it, I got to thing - team
I got to run by my side

True dreams
True dreams
True dreams
of Wichita...
True dreams
True dreams
True dreams
of Wichita...
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Katie_Bi:
D.O.A. -- I Don't Give A Shit



I’m a fucking bum
Can't you understand that man
‘Cuz I live on welfare
‘Cuz that's where I’m at

I don't work (work-work-work-work)
That's what I want

Yeah, I’m a fucking creep
People don't pick up on that
‘Cuz they don't understand me
‘Cuz they don't know where I’m at

I don't work (work-work-work-work)
That's what I want

Well, I’m a fucking bum
Can't you understand that, man
I live just for me
‘Cuz that's where I’m at

I don't work (work-work-work-work)
That's what I want
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Katie_Bi:


WASTED -- Black Flag


I was so wasted

I was a hippie
I was a burnout
I was a dropout
I was out of my head

I was a surfer
I had a skateboard
I was so heavy man, I lived on the strand

I was so wasted

I was so fucked up
I was so messed up
I was so screwed up
I was out of my head

I was so jacked up
I was so drunk up
I was so knocked out, I was out of my head

I was so wasted

I was wasted
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