KathrynAgain Offline

I am just a retired woman that chats occasionally with a tendency to antagonize people at times. Be patient with me -- I am not always this obnoxious.

From the writings of my heroine, Dorothy Parker: "Four be the things I'd have been better without: Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt."

"That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say NO in any of them."

"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common."

"It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from the mouth to the stomach. A human hair can hold up to 3 kilograms (6.5 pounds). The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's heart. Women blink 2 times as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. Women have read this entire text. Men are still looking at their thumbs."

I have been fact checked by Timgoldwin17 who stated that a single human hair can only withstand 100 grams of weight. (someone fact check HIM)

As Mae West famously said, "Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried."