jpasco72: Reasons Why I am more fun to date and hang out with then Nazi Aryan Haters!!
1)No holes in my sheets,( you know I don't need to cut eye holes in them) 2)I have cooler tattoos and in fun places to find(if you know what I mean, *hint, hint, wink, wink, wink). 3) I have hair they don't. 4)I don't have to write my P.O. for permission to leave the state in advance. 5)I can legally buy alcohol, fire arms with a licenses and the ammo, your buddies have to steal it or barter for it. 6)I can cook you a gourmet meal and then some greasey spoon meal all in the span of two days or less. It's variety. 7)When I vandalize a car it's to celebrate a wedding or life changing event, not too be destructive or harmful. 8)When I prank call someone, people laugh and ask me to call back so I can prank their spouse and friends. 9)People wave and say hello, while people ignore you and run away. 10) I know that a car does not take blinker fluid and can actually go to a parts store by myself and bring back the right parts. 11)I can show you how to make cool fun crafts that you can show your children and loved ones while your friends can show how to make a shank from a plastic spoon. 12)I can explain to you how a propulsion engines might work, what a Tardis is and your friends can show the best way to roll a 'kite' and what bodily orifice to stick it in so the guards won't find it. 13)I use fertilizer to grow vegetables that become killer salsas, while your fertilizer just becomes something the FBI traces. 14)You can buy me flowers and I'll cook you your favorite meal. You can buy your buddies beer and they'll drink it all. 15)I can get in between the sheets with you (hint,hint, wink, wink),while you and your buddies can wear them. 16) You can eat the chocolate I leave for you on your pillow. While I recommend not doing the same with your buddies(hint, hint, wink wink). 17) Hint, hint, wink, wink with me involves sexy lace and only gets better and more creative, while with your buddies you hope in the least, there is stolen prison kitchen grease involved. 18) Anniversaries involve candles, music and long walks. With your buddies it involves a parole board. 19) We can take my car for a Sunday drive without worrying whether it was involved in something illegal. 20)I have hair! 21)We can greet people by their first names and call them friends. Your buddies need predictive names based on skin color and well don't have that many friends. 22)I'll help you find work by proof reading your resume, applying for jobs, giving you a good reference, and being professional. Your buddies will help you after you do them a favor and you only on that job until you run out of purpose. 23)I'll do your laundry in my machine, dry it, fold it and well your buddies can do the same only in a big industrial washer and usually only once a week. 24)Camp fires with me involves marshmallows, funny camp songs, spooky stories, hugs and star gazing. While your buddies camp fires involves cameo, ammo and lots of war paint. 25)I know people who can use a golf club. 26)I have hair!! 27)You can share your troubles, pains and hurts with me; and I won't judge. With your buddies they only ridicule and use it against you. 28)When your hurt or ill I'll nurse you, while your buddies will leave you behind to take the rap for them. 29)Showers at my house do not involve soap on a rope. 30)You can sleep in and not have to stand in line for a role call. 31) I have hair! 32)You can use my internet anytime not only during library or rec. time. 33) Lastly, you can stand before God and say you loved instead of hated. Amen
I am more fun to date and hang out with then
Nazi Aryan Haters!!
1)No holes in my sheets,( you know I don't need to cut eye holes in them)
2)I have cooler tattoos and in fun places to find(if you know what I mean, *hint, hint, wink, wink, wink).
3) I have hair they don't.
4)I don't have to write my P.O. for permission to leave the state in advance.
5)I can legally buy alcohol, fire arms with a licenses and the ammo, your buddies have to steal it or barter for it.
6)I can cook you a gourmet meal and then some greasey spoon meal all in the span of two days or less. It's variety.
7)When I vandalize a car it's to celebrate a wedding or life changing event, not too be destructive or harmful.
8)When I prank call someone, people laugh and ask me to call back so I can prank their spouse and friends.
9)People wave and say hello, while people ignore you and run away.
10) I know that a car does not take blinker fluid and can actually go to a parts store by myself and bring back the right parts.
11)I can show you how to make cool fun crafts that you can show your children and loved ones while your friends can show how to make a shank from a plastic spoon.
12)I can explain to you how a propulsion engines might work, what a Tardis is and your friends can show the best way to roll a 'kite' and what bodily orifice to stick it in so the guards won't find it.
13)I use fertilizer to grow vegetables that become killer salsas, while your fertilizer just becomes something the FBI traces.
14)You can buy me flowers and I'll cook you your favorite meal. You can buy your buddies beer and they'll drink it all.
15)I can get in between the sheets with you (hint,hint, wink, wink),while you and your buddies can wear them.
16) You can eat the chocolate I leave for you on your pillow. While I recommend not doing the same with your buddies(hint, hint, wink wink).
17) Hint, hint, wink, wink with me involves sexy lace and only gets better and more creative, while with your buddies you hope in the least, there is stolen prison kitchen grease involved.
18) Anniversaries involve candles, music and long walks. With your buddies it involves a parole board.
19) We can take my car for a Sunday drive without worrying whether it was involved in something illegal.
20)I have hair!
21)We can greet people by their first names and call them friends. Your buddies need predictive names based on skin color and well don't have that many friends.
22)I'll help you find work by proof reading your resume, applying for jobs, giving you a good reference, and being professional. Your buddies will help you after you do them a favor and you only on that job until you run out of purpose.
23)I'll do your laundry in my machine, dry it, fold it and well your buddies can do the same only in a big industrial washer and usually only once a week.
24)Camp fires with me involves marshmallows, funny camp songs, spooky stories, hugs and star gazing. While your buddies camp fires involves cameo, ammo and lots of war paint.
25)I know people who can use a golf club.
26)I have hair!!
27)You can share your troubles, pains and hurts with me; and I won't judge. With your buddies they only ridicule and use it against you.
28)When your hurt or ill I'll nurse you, while your buddies will leave you behind to take the rap for them.
29)Showers at my house do not involve soap on a rope.
30)You can sleep in and not have to stand in line for a role call.
31) I have hair!
32)You can use my internet anytime not only during library or rec. time.
33) Lastly, you can stand before God and say you loved instead of hated. Amen