johnnyboy47: A Rabbi and a Catholic priest meet and must sit together on a bus. After a bit, the priest turns to the Rabbi and asks: "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The Rabbi responds: "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs. The Priest then asks: "Have you ever eaten pork?" To which the Rabbi quickly looks away, then faces his newly-met companion and replies: "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to the temptation and tasted a ham sandwich." A while later, the Rabbi speaks up and asks the Priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?" The Priest replies: "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.” The Rabbi then asks him: "Father, have you ever fallen prey to the temptations of the flesh?" The Priest frowns, but replies: "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith." The Rabbi nods understandingly and remains silently thinking for about five minutes. Finally, the Rabbi says: "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?”
and must sit together on a bus.
After a bit, the priest turns to the Rabbi and asks: "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
The Rabbi responds: "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs.
The Priest then asks: "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the Rabbi quickly looks away, then faces his newly-met companion and replies: "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to the temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."
A while later, the Rabbi speaks up and asks the Priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
The Priest replies: "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.”
The Rabbi then asks him: "Father, have you ever fallen prey to the temptations of the flesh?"
The Priest frowns, but replies: "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."
The Rabbi nods understandingly and remains silently thinking for about five minutes.
Finally, the Rabbi says:
"Beats a ham sandwich,
doesn't it?”
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