johnnyboy47: Quiet sunday night quiz tonight won impressively by Denise (again) Thanks to all especially to Esso the Debbie McGee of the quiz world
johnnyboy47: Usual quiz Sunday night 8 00 Get your homework done Standards very high New contestants very welcome
johnnyboy47: 2 lovely quizes tonight well enjoyed by all and very high standards Thanks to bluey and esso for their help and congrats to cara and denise for superb knowledge
johnnyboy47: i went o the doctor said every time i sneeze i get an erection he said what u taking for it i said snuff
johnnyboy47: SUNDAY EVENING QUIZES Gaelic blue will no longer be doing quizes and i thank her for all the work she has put in in the past Quizes will continie possibly in UK Friendly room if theres continuing interest and bluey will always be welcome like everyone else Lets see how it goes tomorrow 8 00
johnnyboy47: well done stand for winning tonights quiz and DD for running him very close Above all thanks to lovely gaelic blue who always getsit spot on
johnnyboy47: Elderly guy with hearing difficulties asks wife to come with him to his medical check Doctor says ill need to run tests i need samples of urine faeces and semen He says to wife what did he say and she says he wants your underpants
johnnyboy47: Come and join me in the Flat Earth Socety Every day were getting new members from all over the globe
johnnyboy47: The usual sunday night quiz 8 00 Sunday 2nd May Weekend Friendly Quiz Room Everyone welcome
johnnyboy47: Girl goes to doctor says i think ive got 3 vaginas Doctor exaines and agrees he says ill tape up the left one and the right one She says will that cure me He says no but it will stop you getting ....ed right left and centre Its the way I tell them
johnnyboy47: well done kris the betty rubble of ulster for strolling tonights quiz and thanks as ever to star bluey x x
johnnyboy47: Not alot of people know this but Danny Welbcks dad Stan is in bomb disposal You can often hear him say Stan well beck hmmmm
johnnyboy47: well done Gaelic Ri for winning quiz tonight but only just it was as tight as a mermaids sphincter
johnnyboy47: Thanks bluey for a great quiz tonight as per usual and well done sueboo for stealing it fromme lol
johnnyboy47: A Rabbi and a Catholic priest meet
and must sit together on a bus.
After a bit, the priest turns to the Rabbi and asks: "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
The Rabbi responds: "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs.
The Priest then asks: "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the Rabbi quickly looks away, then faces his newly-met companion and replies: "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to the temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."
A while later, the Rabbi speaks up and asks the Priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
The Priest replies: "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.”
The Rabbi then asks him: "Father, have you ever fallen prey to the temptations of the flesh?"
The Priest frowns, but replies: "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."
The Rabbi nods understandingly and remains silently thinking for about five minutes.
Finally, the Rabbi says:
"Beats a ham sandwich,
johnnyboy47: the only american state ending with R is Pearl Harbour and if u think its not a state it was when the japanese had finished with it OK ill get me coat
johnnyboy47: quiz in weekend friendly quiz room 8 00 tomorrow sunday courtesy of the incomparable bluey
johnnyboy47: Cathy has asked that we keep the qiizes going till she returns which she will I hope all the regular quiz people will want to do this
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julesr: I think we all owe Johnny a "thank you" for stepping into Cathys shoes (no, not literally), and reacting so quickly and positively while Cathy enjoys her well earned and deserved break. Thank You, Jx