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johnnyboy47: Quiet sunday night quiz tonight won impressively by Denise (again) Thanks to all especially to Esso the Debbie McGee of the quiz world
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Sue_007
Sue_007: Sorry to have missed it ... no doubt it was brilliant as always and wd to my slapper
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johnnyboy47
johnnyboy47: Usual quiz Sunday night 8 00 Get your homework done Standards very high New contestants very welcome
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Sue_007
Sue_007: Excellent I shall look forward to that 😀 . Thanks Johnny
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julesr
julesr: Great News,, Thank You Johnny,. need to get the old grey matter in gear,, ( no. I don't mean my hair!) Jx
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Esso74
Esso74: Been studying all week 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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johnnyboy47
johnnyboy47: 2 lovely quizes tonight well enjoyed by all and very high standards Thanks to bluey and esso for their help and congrats to cara and denise for superb knowledge
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johnnyboy47: i went o the doctor said every time i sneeze i get an erection he said what u taking for it i said snuff
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Esso74
Esso74: Thats a thinker 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣
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lurkio654
lurkio654: did he say thats enuff?
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johnnyboy47
johnnyboy47: dont want you thinking ess it can be seriously bad for you x x
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johnnyboy47
johnnyboy47: SUNDAY EVENING QUIZES Gaelic blue will no longer be doing quizes and i thank her for all the work she has put in in the past Quizes will continie possibly in UK Friendly room if theres continuing interest and bluey will always be welcome like everyone else Lets see how it goes tomorrow 8 00
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johnnyboy47
johnnyboy47: i wanted to get wed in a signal box but they said i was marrying above my station
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johnnyboy47
johnnyboy47: scraping the barrel a bit lol
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RubyRuby_ in reply to johnnyboy47: lol
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RubyRuby_ in reply to johnnyboy47: Aircon, No fan
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Sue_007
Sue_007: So so true 💖
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johnnyboy47
johnnyboy47: well done stand for winning tonights quiz and DD for running him very close Above all thanks to lovely gaelic blue who always getsit spot on
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johnnyboy47
johnnyboy47: Elderly guy with hearing difficulties asks wife to come with him to his medical check Doctor says ill need to run tests i need samples of urine faeces and semen He says to wife what did he say and she says he wants your underpants
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RubyRuby_
RubyRuby_: hahahahahaha
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johnnyboy47
johnnyboy47: Come and join me in the Flat Earth Socety Every day were getting new members from all over the globe
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johnnyboy47: The usual sunday night quiz 8 00 Sunday 2nd May Weekend Friendly Quiz Room Everyone welcome
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johnnyboy47: Girl goes to doctor says i think ive got 3 vaginas Doctor exaines and agrees he says ill tape up the left one and the right one She says will that cure me He says no but it will stop you getting ....ed right left and centre Its the way I tell them
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Calamityboo
Calamityboo: lol... you're bad
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johnnyboy47
johnnyboy47: Cannot stand those russian dolls theyre so full of themselves
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Sue_007
Sue_007 in reply to B1g Rod: Aaawwwww rod
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Calamityboo
Calamityboo: poor rod..... if ya dead how ya typing???? magic??????
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B1g Rod
B1g Rod in reply to Calamityboo: In the inside Calam in the inside
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johnnyboy47
johnnyboy47: well done kris the betty rubble of ulster for strolling tonights quiz and thanks as ever to star bluey x x
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johnnyboy47: Not alot of people know this but Danny Welbcks dad Stan is in bomb disposal You can often hear him say Stan well beck hmmmm
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Esso74
Esso74: Oh my !!!!! 🤣
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johnnyboy47
johnnyboy47: quiz sunday 8 00 all welcome x
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Birdy _: Johnny - In the UK room ?
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johnnyboy47
johnnyboy47: Quiz 8 00 sunday weekend friendly quiz room Thanks to gaelic-blue
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johnnyboy47
johnnyboy47: well done Gaelic Ri for winning quiz tonight but only just it was as tight as a mermaids sphincter
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Sue_007
Sue_007: Well done Rì
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johnnyboy47
johnnyboy47: Quiz tonight 18th weekend friendly chat 8 30 All most welcome Thanks to Bluey x x
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johnnyboy47
johnnyboy47: Sun 18th 8 00 quiz in weekend friendly quiz room Thanks to lovely Gaelic Blue
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johnnyboy47
johnnyboy47: Thanks bluey for a great quiz tonight as per usual and well done sueboo for stealing it fromme lol
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nordicmist
nordicmist: Morning Sue well done
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Sue_007
Sue_007 in reply to nordicmist: Good morning nord ... I didn't realise u are a fellow Dub !!
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johnnyboy47
johnnyboy47: I didnt realise she was a fellow lol
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johnnyboy47
johnnyboy47: A Rabbi and a Catholic priest meet
and must sit together on a bus.
After a bit, the priest turns to the Rabbi and asks: "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
The Rabbi responds: "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs.
The Priest then asks: "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the Rabbi quickly looks away, then faces his newly-met companion and replies: "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to the temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."
A while later, the Rabbi speaks up and asks the Priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
The Priest replies: "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.”
The Rabbi then asks him: "Father, have you ever fallen prey to the temptations of the flesh?"
The Priest frowns, but replies: "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."
The Rabbi nods understandingly and remains silently thinking for about five minutes.
Finally, the Rabbi says:
"Beats a ham sandwich,
doesn't it?”
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nordicmist
nordicmist: @ johnny humour is the best med.
Enjoy your day.💗💃
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johnnyboy47
johnnyboy47: the only american state ending with R is Pearl Harbour and if u think its not a state it was when the japanese had finished with it OK ill get me coat
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julesr
julesr in reply to Esso74: Our Father,, Who art in Heaven....................
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Esso74
Esso74 in reply to julesr: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Dimjim55
Dimjim55: Funny as fxxk
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johnnyboy47
johnnyboy47: quiz in weekend friendly quiz room 8 00 tomorrow sunday courtesy of the incomparable bluey
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johnnyboy47: Cathy has asked that we keep the qiizes going till she returns which she will I hope all the regular quiz people will want to do this
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johnnyboy47
johnnyboy47: okie dokies thats great thank you lets pencil in a general knowledge quiz sunday 8 00 in the new room weekend friendly quiz room Please tell any regulars
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WennyWoo
WennyWoo: Super dee duper xx
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julesr
julesr: I think we all owe Johnny a "thank you" for stepping into Cathys shoes (no, not literally), and reacting so quickly and positively while Cathy enjoys her well earned and deserved break. Thank You, Jx
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