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37 Single Male from Melbourne       118
         
🚩 Catfish red flags:
Promoting a Google hangouts account. If you use hangouts, you’re a bot at the best of times and a catfish at the worst
🚩 Catfish red flags:
A mirror selfie with an iPhone 5 or below
🚩 Catfish red flags:
Being asked why I am here, what brings me here, what I am seeking from this site

My most hated things: A-Z

A - astrology
B - Big Bang Theory (the show)
C - cigarettes
D - dusting
E - embarrassment
F - fingernail cutting
G - gambling
H - horse racing
I - influencers
J - Justin Bieber
K - Kiss (the band)
L - people who use the word "like" excessively
M - mandarins (the fruit)
N - negativity
O - omelettes
P - phone calls
Q - Queen songs
R - Roblox
S - sushi
T - tea
U - uniforms
V - vaping
W - walnuts
X - exes
Y - yobbos
Z - Zoom (the video chat)

🎶
On the twelfth day of work leave, my true self gave to me: a super massive buffet, lessons in sunscreen use, reunions with my roo boys, a way out of the rain, a final white choc treat, a flying Thomas train, a Doc and Marty hug, a new pineapple tie, sticks to ward off magpies, shitty Mario voices, Menulog codes, and a re-laaaxed 9am sleep-innn.
🎵

My favourite things: A-Z Part II

Aussie Rules
Board games
Cheese
Doomguy
Earthworm Jim
Family Guy
Grill’d
Hair
Impractical Jokers
Jacks in TV Shows
Kisses
Lost
Marty Sheargold
Not Going Out
One
Pizza
Quizzes
Redheads
Summer
Time Travel
Umami
Vegemite
Would I Lie To You?
Xtra Salt
You if you read this
Zzz even more

My favourite things: A-Z

Apple crumble
Beach
Chips (every variety)
DOGS
Eggplant lasagne
Food
Gifting
Hoodies
Irony
Jokes
Kate from Lost
Lists
Magic and magicians
Naps
Organising
Podcasts
Quiet
Restaurants
Seinfeld
Tomatoes
U2
Video games
Watermelon
Xxx
YouTube
Zzzz

JoeyKangaroo
JoeyKangaroo: The male equivalent of "Guys I'm not interested in photos of your junk, please be respectful" is quite simply "Girls, I'm not paying you money for photos or videos of yourself, don't tell me your cashapp"
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JoeyKangaroo: Is it conceivable and/or achievable that I can put a fitted sheet on a bed and get the orientation correct the first time? It's a 50-50 shot. It's the 1970s version of getting the USB the wrong way round every time.
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JoeyKangaroo: 🚩 Catfish red flags:
Promoting a Google hangouts account. If you use hangouts, you’re a bot at the best of times and a catfish at the worst.
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JoeyKangaroo: Why buy them when you can make them.
Tomato sauce or sweet chilli?
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JoeyKangaroo: 🚩 Catfish red flags:
A mirror selfie with an iPhone 5 or below
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JoeyKangaroo: First attempt at a Vanilla Slice.
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JoeyKangaroo: Haircut finally
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JoeyKangaroo: 🚩 Catfish red flags:
Being asked why I am here, what brings me here, what I am seeking from this site
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JoeyKangaroo: It took me walking onto the shores of hell and almost left me there but I finally finished Sigil II - episode 6 of Doom. John Romero is a monster of a human in the best possible way. Can't wait for "Hellion" next year. PS. I didn't intend to 200% myself, but why shy away from perfection?
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JoeyKangaroo: First attempt in my first ever pizza oven. My turning technique needs work, but nothing beats eating your own homemade pizza dough with that char 👌🏻
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Above_Par: I think it looks good and I bet it tasted amazing!
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JoeyKangaroo in reply to Above_Par: Thank you. For a first time I was definitely happy with how they looked too. But I bet after my hundredth pizza, I will look back and say, "how cringe are the burnt bits"
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JoeyKangaroo: Okay I’ll try.
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JoeyKangaroo: Summer vibe shorts?
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JoeyKangaroo added new images to his gallery Absolute toolbags 4 months ago Report
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Eviexxx: I know who to ignore now thanks. What an idiot.
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JoeyKangaroo in reply to Eviexxx: And already deleted their account because that’s what you do when you’re a dickhead.
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Eviexxx in reply to JoeyKangaroo: good riddance...nobody is going to miss him.
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JoeyKangaroo: My most hated things: A-Z

A - astrology
B - Big Bang Theory (the show)
C - cigarettes
D - dusting
E - embarrassment
F - fingernail cutting
G - gambling
H - horse racing
I - influencers
J - Justin Bieber
K - Kiss (the band)
L - people who use the word "like" excessively
M - mandarins (the fruit)
N - negativity
O - omelettes
P - phone calls
Q - Queen songs
R - Roblox
S - sushi
T - tea
U - uniforms
V - vaping
W - walnuts
X - exes
Y - yobbos
Z - Zoom (the video chat)
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JoeyKangaroo added a new image to his gallery Posted Images 5 months ago Report
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