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78 Happily married Male from Liverpool       127
         
Please don't PM me with solicitations for cybersex.

Moved from Brooklyn to Liverpool, NY, but did not change screen name.

LIKES: Chess; The brilliant novels of Ayn Rand; Classical Music: Bruckner, Brahms, Chopin, Borodin, Bortkiewicz, Howard Hanson, Rimsky-Kosakov, Miaskovsky, etc.,Playing the piano; Swimming; Traveling; Scenic drives; Composing music; Writing humorous verse; Feeding pigeons, squirrels, ducks; NY's Finger Lakes; Vancouver, Canada; Casinos; Caribbean beaches; Bermuda; Costa Rica, Rio de Janeiro; London (don't miss strolling through Hampstead Heath and its quaint adjoining village); British accents; The German language; Vegetarian food; Cats; Parakeets; City street maps; The window seat on an airplane; Unexpected acts of kindness; Tuna fish sandwiches; Polaner (Apricot) All Fruit; Steam rooms; Playful towel flicking in the gym locker room (very "versatile" here); Astronomy (it irks me to think that Pluto was relegated to a celestial (Kuiper Belt) "pimple", considering it is now known to have five moons orbiting it); The film score music of Miklos Rozsa, Bernard Herrmann, Max Steiner, Erich Wolfgang Korngold, Hans J. Salter, Victor Young; NYC Subways, The Wizard of Oz, Movies from the '30s and '40s; Mark Twain; Lewis Carroll; Mario Lopez; Sal Mineo; Dracula; The Wolfman; Christopher Lee; (met him in person); Peter Cushing; Boris Karloff; Lon Chaney, Jr; Bela Lugosi; Rita Hayworth; Errol Flynn; Sean Hannity; Tucker Carlson; Jeanine Pirro; Mark Levin; Steve Hilton; Dan Bongino; Ben Shapiro, Candace Owens, etc.

DISLIKES: Noise; Door slammers; Chewing gum snappers; Rap; Hip-Hop; Heavy metal rock; Jock itch; Litterbugs; Most alien forms of insect life; Disloyalty; Ebonics; Double negatives; Marauding street punks with "waistlines" somewhere near their asses; Religious dogma; Public nose pickers; Bad breath; Perspiration odor; Smelly dogs; Stinking feet; Al Sharpton; Rachel Maddow; Xmas shoppers; Welfare abuse; Illegal immigration; Starbucks coffee; Times Square on New Year's Eve.

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THE BLACKPANTHER
THE BLACKPANTHER: NICE ASS
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JoelBklyn: To BlackPanter: YES, INDEED -- on a bubble-butt scale, I'd say that was a perfect 10!
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billbuck055: Gorgeous
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JoelBklyn:
Laughs galore from this brief video, featuring two "close" friends -- one a Right Conservative, the other a Liberal on the Left.

I think you're going to love this fun-poking parody on the effect politics appears to be having on today's divided America.

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REPARATIONS: Another far-fetched chapter from the annals of the "woke" Comedy of the Absurd.
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NancyinArizona
NancyinArizona: wow............to the point......................ty for posting
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A Meeskite: Joel, these are 2 really good memes.... thanks for posting them.
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JoelBklyn in reply to A Meeskite: Hi, {{Meeskite}}

Just a little over 13 more depraved months of this farcical freak show, known as the Biden Administration (along with the lunatic policies, mandates, executive orders and injustices that inform it)...AND FINALLY, with the help of God Almighty (along with a dazzling resurgence of common sense), the good and honorable citizens of this country will wake up to the truth and toss those cynical, "woke", cancel-culture, critical-race-theory, gender-reassigning imbeciles the hell out of Washington, once and for all.
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JoelBklyn to mattthomas:
Hey {{{ M A T T }}}

HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY TO YOU, MAN.

Here's your birthday cake -- and a little "bauble" of a gift to go along with it.
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mattthomas: Oh my! I love the cake and the bauble too. I'll have a piece of each. haha. Thanks so much, Joel.
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JoelBklyn: AHA! -- so you DIDN'T bother to read that twelve hundred page tome I recommended entitled "The Recent Fall of the 'Roman' Empire". Well, that's okay, because (as the wisest of the sages continue to utter): "a picture (or two) can often be worth a hundred thousand words -- as in the following case:
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donna kebab in reply to JoelBklyn: he is just creepy and everywhere! if u look on every guys pics garandon has left creepy comments!
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donna kebab in reply to Dark puppy: wrong smallville.
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Dark puppy: Lol
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JoelBklyn:
THERE'S NO END TO HIS MALICE!

Do you remember Agatha Christie's famous novel "And Then There Were None"?

Here's an updated (far more modern) version of that famous murder mystery -- without the actual murder.
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riversonthecreek2022: Aww, slaps my butt cheekiiiiooo ...
funny to see
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xcoolscrnamex: how about the movie "Psycho"...smh...
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JoelBklyn: ROFLMAO!

Cool, my buddy! -- I think you may be on to something.
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JoelBklyn:
Thank you, TRUE ASSASSIN, from whom I "pilfered" these two hilarious MEMES. I felt the more folks who saw them, the better!
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JoelBklyn:
Glenn Beck Issues Grave Warning to America after Trump Indictment

PLEASE -- DO NOT MISS THIS URGENT VIDEO!

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AtlDestoyerGoddess
AtlDestoyerGoddess: Americans have forgotten. Lincoln was impeached as many times as Trump and booth shot him. Then the democratic party was not pleased with JFK and Oswald shot him. Hmmm.
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JoelBklyn:
Do you see a pattern here, Goddess? -- so do I
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AtlDestoyerGoddess
AtlDestoyerGoddess: The parallels are uncanny
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JoelBklyn: A HUGE success story, represented by a single small screen shot taken on 09/07/23 at 10:55 am.

Actually the number was 85, but I had to take the shot a second time.
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JoelBklyn:
Actually, the original shot was 84....but then rose to 85. I should have omitted that second one-line paragraph.
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JoelBklyn:
Some Goodies to Ponder:
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AtlDestoyerGoddess: Lol the gun one is so true
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JoelBklyn in reply to AtlDestoyerGoddess:
That's a good one, for sure, Goddess!

My favorite is the third meme, demonstrating the twisted (pretzel-like) logic of the unbalanced Liberal Left.
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JoelBklyn:

You've heard that famous song "Sounds of Silence" a gazillion times, to be sure -- but have you heard THIS version?

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donna kebab: LOL. I am a letch !!! cute but disturbed's version is the best.
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JoelBklyn in reply to donna kebab: A letch?

God bless you, {{{{ S I T H }}}} -- you've just risen ten points in my estimation of you!
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JoelBklyn:
To Sith_Lord1979:

Yes, Sith! -- DISTURBED'S version IS, in fact, the best.
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JoelBklyn:
Vivek Ramaswamy for Vice President!

To my all my Republican buddies -- do you have 22 minutes to spare for this incredible debate between U.S. presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy and chief domestic correspondent for CNN, Jim Acosta?

Acosta's gradual (grasping-at-straws) disinflation is a joy to behold vis-à-vis the brilliantly articulate, unscripted, detailed-fact-bearing Ramaswamy.

E N J O Y !!

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JoelBklyn: FASCINATING -- DON'T MISS THIS!

The Komodo Dragon -- and the six animals on earth that stand a chance of killing it

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JoelBklyn:
Victor Davis-Hanson:
The "De-Civilization" of the United States.

Take a damn good, hard look at this video, all you progressive, liberal, "woke" (but unawakened) Democrats -- and hang your foolish heads in shame!

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JoelBklyn:
For those of you who missed the Trump/Carlson interview, held during last Wednesday's First Republican Presidential Debate, here it is now in its 46-minute entirety. I'll leave you to draw your own conclusions.

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AtlDestoyerGoddess in reply to jw696973: Bien has the steal set up he gave the declaration in March of this year.
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Belialofastaroth
Belialofastaroth: All apart of the same system .if elections really had power there would be no election.
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JoelBklyn:
Donald Trump's Mugshot!

Notice the granite resolution in this most beautiful "Portrait of an American President". The message is crystal clear in its silent utterance:

"F**K WITH ME, BOYS—AT YOUR OWN PERIL!"
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JoelBklyn:
Although an avowed lover of classical symphonic music, every once in a while my beloved partner (Donald) introduces me to a country favorite of his -- listen to Josh Turner's "Long Black Train" below -- that touches my heart deeply. (Make sure captions are turned on, so you don't miss a single word.)

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riversonthecreek2022: I like this mans nature and beliefs. his feet are cautiously
/ˈkôSHəslē/ on the ground but at the same time both firmly and spiritually on the ground...... a man of the south
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JoelBklyn:
From an AOL Article:

"Russia's Luna-25 spacecraft crashes into the moon, ending its bid to reach the lunar south pole

"MOSCOW (AP) — Russia's Luna-25 spacecraft crashed into the moon after it spun into an uncontrolled orbit, the country's Roscosmos space agency said Sunday.

"The pilotless spacecraft was aiming to be the first ever to land on the south pole of the moon, an area where scientists believe there could be important reserves of frozen water and precious elements. It had been expected to land Monday."

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Naturally, from a purely humanistic point of view, a successful landing on, and exploration of, the Moon's south pole—possibly discovering frozen water reserves and precious elements— would have proved an extraordinary, cheer-worthy achievement for all of mankind.

From a purely political point of view, especially in light of Russia's wanton savagery against its neighboring Ukraine, I'm delighted the goddamn thing crashed in utter failure.
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riversonthecreek2022: Who Took me to thier leader.
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riversonthecreek2022: Nice suprise ending Joel
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JoelBklyn in reply to riversonthecreek2022:
I knew somebody like you, {{{RIVERS}}}, would appreciate it...
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JoelBklyn:
I am so honored, {{{DOC}}} -- thanks, my dear friend!
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JoelBklyn:
To All My Gay Brothers:

Time to fall in love again...this time with Vincent Riendeau

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JoelBklyn to sethgoodman99:
Have you ever played this on the piano, Seth? -- the most beautiful piece of music ever written for the piano ...and a favorite of the late brilliant author Ayn Rand, who positively adored it.

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JoelBklyn in reply to sethgoodman99:
Hey, Seth:

I had no idea Rachmaninoff wrote a "Malaguena". I always associated that piece with Ernesto Lecuona.

Did you perhaps mean Rachmaninoff's Prelude in G Minor, op. 23, no. 5, which has a distinctly Spanish flavor to is?

Thanks for writing back to me.
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sethgoodman99: Rachmaninoff had a version of it.
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JoelBklyn:
Seth, if you ever come across it on YouTube, please let me know. Thanks, man!
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JoelBklyn:
IMMIGRATION -- CHAOS IN NEW YORK CITY with an estimated 57,300 immigrants flooding the city (and MORE to come). Immigrants complain: "It's nothing like we imagined"

https://www.aol.com/news/asylum-seekers-nyc-america-nothing-090039287.html
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Spacebees: found* oops typing with 1 hand
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donna kebab
donna kebab: can I move in daddy and get a regular spanking pls?
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JoelBklyn in reply to donna kebab:
To my beloved {{{Doc Q}}}

How utterly, grievously rank
To want what he wants on his flank
....But my dear Doctor Q
....Likes his tush black and blue
(Plus a deep cherry-red from a spank)

So, yes, Doctor Q, I'm on board
To whack, spank and beat your adored
....Little tush till it's red
....Let's hope it's not dead
By the time it has reaped its 'reward'....
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JoelBklyn:
Kensington Avenue, North Philadelphia -- one of the crowning achievements in the Democrat's cornucopia of crowning achievements. . . and a vivid reminder to KEEP OUR SOUTHERN BORDER OPEN FOR BUSINESS.

Watch this video to its bitter end -- assuming your guts can stomach it.

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JoelBklyn:
Thank you, {{{{little buddy}}}}! -- I am deeply honored.
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