Stereotypical J.A.P. so be prepared for everything that entails.
If we have never spoken before, don't call me by some term of endearment. Introducing yourself by saying something like "Hi sweetie" or "Hey sexy" is a one-way ticket to Block Ness. Yes, I have Skype. No, I don't Skype with randos so don't ask. If you ask me what I'm wearing, the answer will be "clothes." Every time. If you ask what kind of clothes, I'll say "cotton." Please, spare us both the indignity.
Jewess1989: a guy just told me he'd like to slick my hair back and pretend I'm a ladyboy. keep it classy West Virginia!