 Blog PostsFriends         | Blogmeet a nz %zwz%rHer name is Baaaaaaaarbara the golferA golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course.As he goes to get it a man in the yard says "Don't you see the sign? It says private property..stay out!" The golfer says "I am sorry I didn't see it. That is my ball there. May I have it ? " The man says "It's in my yard and so it's my ball now." The golfer looks at the man and says "I understand." He then walks back to the golf cart gets a golf ball and walks back and throws it in the yard. The man says "What is that for ?" The golfer replies "I'm a gentleman, and I believe that every prick should have two balls."  an oldie but a good one heheheA very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.. When she realises her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat, she says: 'Well, that's great....that's just great.... Some arsehole's got my pen!' |
