Jen With a Twist Offline

T = Tease
W = Witty
I = Intriguing
S = Sarcastic
T = Tantalizing

My name is Jennifer, I was born and raised in Georgia, and still here by the grace GOD. I am not here to find my soulmate, or any mate for that matter, I will not call you unless it's my idea and choice, I'm not here to skype, Whatsapp, Echat, Hookup, Cam, Video chat or any other forum except this one, once again, my choice.

I'm just here for the free buffet served at noon and to kill some time until this whole shit storm is over.

If you don't have a picture on your profile, chances are I'm not going to chat with a sunset, lake, tree, cartoon, or a smurf, I've done that, and they rarely have anything of substance to chat about. So please don't PM me, I'm not going to engage in scenery, or cartoon chat, and don't really care to see your body parts either, chest or below, i rarely will believe it's you, so what's the point?

If you're an online Dom, or Domme, please don't PM me, what are you going to do? order me around on here, such nonsense.

Please let me know if you want nude photos of me, so I can block you and save us both some wasted time, because i haven't decided if i'm going to run for President one day, and don't want to answer THOSE queries' from the press.

A very simple rule I live by:
Never try to teach a pig to sing,
it wastes your time,
and annoys the pig.

Other than than, ask if you want to know something. i wont accept friend requests without chatting with you first, it's just silly.

Okay then that's a little about me and my list of Wire desires. Guess that's all I can think of currently, will update this as things progress on here.

A friend of mine on here told me: "That if you're going to fight? fight like you're the third Monkey in line to get on Noah's Ark............and, it's starting to rain.

Thank You, The Management