I am not into fake internet dating, long distance relationships, or intercontinental dating, be it men OR women (fuck off lezbos). If you do not live within 30 miles, you have a better chance of being bitten by a polar bear in Antarctica. I will not entertain you with sexual chat so you can rub one out. Get a life, get a shower, and get out and find a real date. Otherwise, enjoy life in my friendzone.

If you didn't read my profile, and you actually do send me inappropriate messages, even pics, I will add a screenshot that includes your name and pic to the Perv Hall of Shame album for all of wire to see.

**** Frequently Asked Questions****

Q: Where are you from?
A: I'm from a small hicktown in Tennessee, just a short drive to both George Dickel and Jack Daniels distilleries.

Q: What do you do for work?
A: I have 2 part time jobs. I am a caregiver for an elderly lady during the day, and in the afternoons and weekends I am a recreation leader and cafe cook at the local rec center.

Q: Do you have kids?
A: I have 2 boys. Ages and names are not relevant in this chat platform.

Q:Are you single?
A: If you've paid any attention at all to anything I've typed before now, you'd know the answer to that. But, just in case you didn't... I am single, but not looking.

Q: What are you looking for?
A: Nothing. There's literally nothing I am looking for. But I seem to find everything from really cool casual friends, to asshats and pervs. I prefer the really cool casual friends, y'all are good lol

Q: What do you do for fun?
A: I enjoy camping, fishing, hiking, cooking, tequila, horror movies, knitting, watching SEC football (Roll Tide y'all) and watching my kiddo play football.