Jax1013: Some people are just special.
But like, are non-special people allowed to fall in love with special people?
Jax1013: Hey guys, just thought I'd check in and let you all know that I am still alive but I'm just rushed off my feet with work stuff and school stuff, and my final project is due in the first week of May and I'm failing so hard and also my relationship is going to shit which is funny cos he proposed to me less than a month ago and I kinda wanna hang myself cos stress is awful and I'm such a cry baby attention seeker, but whatevz. The life of Jax, I guess.
Jax1013: When you joke about killing yourself so often that when you're actually suicidal, people just laugh it off. oops.