 Friends         | Here are my disclaimers in the interest of transparency: Gentlemen (and ladies), I have ZERO interest in your junk. That means I don't want to hear about it or see it, nor do I care what MAGNIFICENT feats you're convinced it can perform. I'm not up for display in Wireclub's marketplace and am not looking for a hookup or to roleplay, a FWB, a playmate, a Dom, a sub or an online relationship and I won’t be your side chick or AM/PM booty call. If this is what you seek, please look elsewhere. I wish you the best of luck, buena suerte, boa sorte, buona fortuna, bonne chance and may the wind be always at your back. I’m a firm believer that the most successful “ships” (relationships, partnerships, it’s complicated-ships) work best when rooted in a solid foundation of friendship and that requires trust, honesty, loyalty, integrity and compatibility. I enjoy getting to know people slowly through genuine conversation and am interested in one's mind, heart and soul and not the canvas they're wrapped in. What you see with me is what you get and I kindly request the same in return. If you thrive on drama, bickering, control, jealousy and confrontation, please move on because I just don't do it. Mine is a judgment-free zone and A/all are welcome. You be you, I'll be me, We'll be good. PS - If you haven't figured it out yet, I like to talk so if you're on my list, let's not collect cobwebs please. I really want to hear about you!  Jaded Old Sea Hag: That moment, when after a long day, you stumble across that friend that makes you feel like this guy.   Robert Ford: Little Johnny the farmer's son comes running in while his parents are entertaining dinner guests, having spied something exciting out his bedroom window. "Dad, dad!" He yells excitedly. "The bull is fucking one of the cows!" His mother is mortified and his dad, also very embarrassed, explains "well thank you, son, but ... that language isn't really appropriate for company. If you see something like that again, just say he's... surprising the cow." Sure enough, another time they're entertaining their neighbors again and in comes Johnny. "Dad! Dad!" he begins, then remembers himself. "The bull's ... surprising ... the cows!" The assmebled grown-ups chuckle knowingly and the farmer says "Now, Johnny, I doubt that old bull could manage to surprise ALL those cows." And Johnny says "but he is Dad! He's fucking the horse!" Jaded Old Sea Hag: When you feel in your heart of hearts that your spirit animal is a wolf when it's really an otter.    Jaded Old Sea Hag to imtheoldguy60: I believe it is that time again sooooo......HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! I hope you enjoy it and the girls keep you young !!!  
 View all 4 posts  Jaded Old Sea Hag in reply to imtheoldguy60: Ahem. And so I posted the unmodified picture. Why didn't you tell me it said, "Happy Birthday Abdullah?" LMAO |
A friend mentioned this parody and I googled the book trailer. Too funny!!
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I don't normally post these things but this has always interested me. So, if you happen to find some down time, are curious or just want to indulge me, I'd love to hear your results. I'm INFP-A.
https://www.16personalities.com/