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Here are my disclaimers in the interest of transparency:

Gentlemen (and ladies), I have ZERO interest in your junk. That means I don't want to hear about it or see it, nor do I care what MAGNIFICENT feats you're convinced it can perform.

I'm not up for display in Wireclub's marketplace and am not looking for a hookup or to roleplay, a FWB, a playmate, a Dom, a sub or an online relationship and I won’t be your side chick or AM/PM booty call. If this is what you seek, please look elsewhere. I wish you the best of luck, buena suerte, boa sorte, buona fortuna, bonne chance and may the wind be always at your back.

I’m a firm believer that the most successful “ships” (relationships, partnerships, it’s complicated-ships) work best when rooted in a solid foundation of friendship and that requires trust, honesty, loyalty, integrity and compatibility. I enjoy getting to know people slowly through genuine conversation and am interested in one's mind, heart and soul and not the canvas they're wrapped in. What you see with me is what you get and I kindly request the same in return.

If you thrive on drama, bickering, control, jealousy and confrontation, please move on because I just don't do it. Mine is a judgment-free zone and A/all are welcome.

You be you, I'll be me, We'll be good.

PS - If you haven't figured it out yet, I like to talk so if you're on my list, let's not collect cobwebs please. I really want to hear about you!

Jaded Old Sea Hag
Jaded Old Sea Hag:

I don't normally post these things but this has always interested me. So, if you happen to find some down time, are curious or just want to indulge me, I'd love to hear your results. I'm INFP-A.

https://www.16personalities.com/
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imtheoldguy60: https://www.16personalities.com/enfp-personality. ENFP-T
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Jaded Old Sea Hag in reply to imtheoldguy60: Our shared empathy is only a small part of what keeps our friendship so harmonious.
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Jaded Old Sea Hag: Thank you to those who have indulged me here and in private, with their results. It really means a lot to me.
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justme0123: she is indeed!
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Jaded Old Sea Hag:

That moment, when after a long day, you stumble across that friend that makes you feel like this guy.
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Jaded Old Sea Hag has a new blog post: I'm Me....You should be You. :) 12 days ago Report
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Jaded Old Sea Hag:

A friend mentioned this parody and I googled the book trailer. Too funny!!

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Jaded Old Sea Hag in reply to imtheoldguy60: Right????? LMAO
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Robert Ford: "I've already seen everything"
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Jaded Old Sea Hag: Yesssss! Thank you!
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Jaded Old Sea Hag: Happy Valentine's Day!!!!
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i_am_giulia: Thanks sweetie, I just saw this! Same to you... a little late... lol.
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Jaded Old Sea Hag: You're welcome.
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KeithJ: I like that "About " post
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Jaded Old Sea Hag: Thank you!
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Jaded Old Sea Hag: I'll bring the chocolate. You bring the wine. Happy Valentine's Day!!!!
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Jaded Old Sea Hag has a new blog post: Little Johnny (Oldies but goodies) 20 days ago Report
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Robert Ford: Little Johnny the farmer's son comes running in while his parents are entertaining dinner guests, having spied something exciting out his bedroom window.

"Dad, dad!" He yells excitedly. "The bull is fucking one of the cows!"

His mother is mortified and his dad, also very embarrassed, explains "well thank you, son, but ... that language isn't really appropriate for company. If you see something like that again, just say he's... surprising the cow."

Sure enough, another time they're entertaining their neighbors again and in comes Johnny.

"Dad! Dad!" he begins, then remembers himself. "The bull's ... surprising ... the cows!"

The assmebled grown-ups chuckle knowingly and the farmer says "Now, Johnny, I doubt that old bull could manage to surprise ALL those cows."

And Johnny says "but he is Dad! He's fucking the horse!"
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Jaded Old Sea Hag:

When you feel in your heart of hearts that your spirit animal is a wolf when it's really an otter.
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Robert Ford: It's what you otter be.
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Jaded Old Sea Hag: R. I love your sense of humor!
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Robert Ford: I tested as lion, so take comfort from the fact it's obviously flawed nonsense.
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Jaded Old Sea Hag:

I would say, "Don't settle."
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Jaded Old Sea Hag in reply to Robert Ford: You made me google again!
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ASouthernGentleman: Live fully.
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i_am_giulia: Stay single.
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imtheoldguy60: Thank you. I need those every day.
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Jaded Old Sea Hag:



Social Distancing.

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Jaded Old Sea Hag to master1500:

Merry Christmas Sir!
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master1500: Merry Xmas ... and mostly a happy new year
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Jaded Old Sea Hag in reply to master1500: i agree Sir. thank You!!
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Jaded Old Sea Hag:

It's nice to see I'm in such wonderful company!
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i_am_giulia: who meeeee??
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Jaded Old Sea Hag in reply to i_am_giulia: Hmmm, can't imagine how YOU got on that list!
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Jaded Old Sea Hag in reply to Man in Hosiery: Hehehe, those legs tell the story darlin.
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Jaded Old Sea Hag to imtheoldguy60:

I believe it is that time again sooooo......HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

I hope you enjoy it and the girls keep you young !!!

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Jaded Old Sea Hag in reply to imtheoldguy60:

Ahem. And so I posted the unmodified picture. Why didn't you tell me it said, "Happy Birthday Abdullah?"

LMAO
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imtheoldguy60: I was too busy laughing
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Jaded Old Sea Hag:

The sun was too much even for my baby girl.
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Jaded Old Sea Hag: She says, "Momma, I might could use a nap. zzzzzz"
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