A modest proposal

There have been a lot of musings concerning the absence of the free health care system in the United States recently. The existing system has been accused of immorality and financial discretion towards people with lower incomes. The lowlife scums such as the liberal democrats have disparaged and denigrated by all means possible.
What those people fail to understand is that there is absolutely no reason why the decent well to American citizen would pay extra taxes for some bloody vagabonds never mind whether they're his compatriots or not. It's a well known fact that vagabonds ail and whimper way much more than the wealthy men. The wealthy men living in good conditions and being used to hard work are almost never ill and they never whine, hence they resort to medical services much more rarely than vagabonds. So, why on earth wealthy American men should care and spend their money for paupers? Isn't it ridiculous?
The question having been raised though by the bloody liberal democrats shan't be left alone after it was refuted. Not only shell the health care system in the United States remain as it is, but other services should be shaped in a similar fashion.
Tell me why should a men who earns his 150 000 $ per year should pay for some scum who doesn't make even twenty grands a decade when he got on fire? Shouldn't a fire brigades check the balance of their clients before they actually undertake any actions? Shouldn't they at least save people in a burning building according to the sums of money on their balances? Cause I tell you mates, if they save a single one person who isn't capable to pay for their services they commit an act of severe injustice, this beggar is being saved in this case on expense of the wealthy people.
The same concerns the police. It's a great injustice that beggars are being served by the police as consciously as the wealthy people. It's an undeniable fact(just as that that the Global Warming is a hoax developed by the all the American scientific community which was bought by Chinese government) that vagabonds and paupers are being robbed and killed much more frequently than the wealthy men. Paying the equal amount of taxes as the wealthy men means that they're simply robbing them, and ergo should be prosecuted by the police solely on that ground. It's not the case yet though.
The police should act discretely. If there is a murderer at large the actions for his capture shell be undertaken only in case his residence outside the prison may threaten the people who have enough means on their accounts. In no other case should any actions be undertaken. If the vagabond goes missing he or she shan't be searched unless he or she has enough money to pay for being searched for.
Employing this modest proposal of mine would greatly reduce the expenses of the wealthy people in the United States while in the same time increasing the amount of suffering of the beggars and lowlifes which they totally deserve for not being reach. The justice shell be thus restored.

I'm a f-ing genius

I was thinking a lot, and I came to conclusion that I'm a f-ing genius. My ingenuity is concluded in the trait so much appropriate to men, which is creativity.
I have a list of ingenious ideas which are badly needing further development. I'd assign the development to women. That's what they're good at.
Firstly, I have invented a device which I'd call an instanteneous book scanner. It'll scan the books, well, instantly. The only drawback - it's gonna subject books to radiation. The principle of it's work is as follows. You put the book into the device, it emits x-rays scanning the number of layers, i.e. the number of pages. Then it emits consequently the number of x-rays, the depth of each estimated for every page of the book.
That's pretty much the idea. Now what I need is somebody to develop it farther so that it was actually possible to scan books in this fashion.
Another idea is to create a dummy of Kim Jong Un and make it say that Global Warming is not a hoax in order to convince Donald Trump. The dummy must be used during the next meeting with his chum, all the settings of which have to be staged. As Donald Trump prefers to believe Kim Jong Un rather than American scientists, this must be quite efficient. Another, easier option is to bribe his translator and make him say that Kim Jong Un says the global warming is real.
The third ingenious idea is to use main opposers to the actions against Global Warming as the developers and sponsors for those options. For this purpose it's necessary to introduce an obligation to install a balloon on each vehicle which would suck in all the exhaust gases. Those gases should be then emptied from the balloons into a country wide pipe network which would supply co2 to the national system of the power plants as a booster for electricity production via the photosynthesis.
Thus, this method will allow using the fossil fuels for many years to come without any restrictions whatsoever and accordingly be beneficial for oil companies. In the same time it will bring the rate of the carbon emissions to zero and the power production will increase the concentration of the oxygen in atmosphere solving effectually the global warming problem.
The only thing required for the implementation of this my ingenious idea is it's development which requires the design of the above mentioned balloons and the discovery of the way to produce electricity with photosynthesis. This development may be accomplished by anybody even by women.
What a genius I am. Am I not?