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Irvarius: "I have a D+ and am stressed. What should I do?" -- Them

"Be proud that you a + sized d*ck? I mean yeah the extra weight can really stress and strain your muscles but if you advertise it right and go for a reverse cowgirl position you could take some of the load off. If you know what I mean. This is a meta answer that is three times right. Think on it. And you will find it useful. If you do not understand. That is ok. Then you understand what the problem is. Thinking is an art. Of contrast comparison and isolation. You must understand yourself and what you understand and how you understand to then change the flow of information to means you can process. Or plan to be something other than an academic." -- Me
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Irvarius: Yes I was talking to myself. I'm the smartest person I know. So.
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Irvarius: That's what I've been doing. Malding over the fact that I can't properly cheat in my game and move characters around and that it has to be done by hand.
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Irvarius: "I guess. It would be. An abstract recollection of gates and frequencies needed to pass through them produced by a point? Marked by the OS as something to be as it is. As it a cohesive thing and alterations to it would result in a failure. So in theory I could turn a game write up into a circuit board. Which is actually probably easier if you have the right equipment. Just buy a copy of the game and open it up but how do you test it and play it? You couldn't. You would have to know what the game is going to do. Then run it under the exact same conditions and record the results."
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Irvarius: "That method would have failed to crack the Fire Emblem game. Inverted then inverted across the set. And the method also assumes linearity of binding. An ordered if then. So to properly calibrate this method. You would still have to mess around and separate out the soft and hard code sectors. Although if I took apart the emulator. I could find the conversion from live to ROM. That is probably easier. But I would have to figure out how it reads the code. When it comes down to it. What is a ROM?"
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Irvarius: "Altering the live code is easiest and works on most games. Except for those with many hard coded exceptions usually in the form of a game over. Gay. Another way is to create a parser that doesn't assign letters to numbers but rather a shifting set of numbers. As in it doesn't judge the set by a value. But rather it's relation to other values. And then have a machine look for any match of a deviation set forward or back wards or will null values etc. That would solve it too probably. It may have to iterate a little while. "
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Irvarius: "The easiest way to figure something like this out. Is to first find out what it should say. You would have to alter something hopefully arbitrary and spot it in the game. And then figure out coding lengths and sector to separate hard vs soft code. Once you have gotten that far you would theoretically know enough to crack it I suppose. Unless they did something weird. All this to move some characters around. That is the idea though. Is that there is still a pattern."
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Irvarius: "I have thought about this before it is annoying. You can segment prior to assembly and the live code set looks nothing like the original. There is probably some sort of special parser you need for it to make sense. I thought about making one in Python because if I just made the bare bones code anyone could just copy and paste it so I made a translator and an encapsulating key base but my translator varies by letter magnitude and position and it is a set to be solved so it is always different. It is still crackable though. I know how. But where to start on this."
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Irvarius: Yup. A synopsis.

The story line of this game is something like. Human got the attention of God by modifying organisms. So God send sent super organisms here because. He was like why not. We will see what happens. Zoldark was like. Someone is giving us complicated stuff. My tiny brain has mastered it. (Not really) We must prepare to slay aliens that I just found out about and God.
But first I live in a world where people are happy and calm. Now I could explain everything like a human. But I have even more brilliant idea. I am going to slaughter a lot of people. Ok? Ok. Here me out. After I kill them all they will be looking at me. ANd they will hear what I say. Also. Chance to make and test new tech in live fire as well as train people.
The Aggressors. Sanger: I miss killing stuff. Gilliam: I am a actually good human but My girlfriend is really big on this soooooooooo. Tempest: SANGEEEEEEEEEEEER, DIEEEEEEEEEEEE. Elzam: I actually just like cooking now but the job comes with a platoon of trained bitches. What that enemy is my brother? Mmmmm. Bitches. I killed a colony once. Kai: I am slightly better than a jarhead. Lead the way.
Then it is all. Ugh. Zoldarks second in command was like. Btw. I am fucking Godly. And everyone was like what? Oh yeah. When you weren't looking. I got bored and perfected like 50 technologies and super soldiers. I have teenage super soldiers. That will do anything I say. I just download fight patterns into their head. Unflinching will we don't even need all that anymore.
More or less. Then the second game you meet all the aliens prepping you for killing God and so on. And they have their own wars and agendas and blah blah blah. And they sent us technology because. It is funny? Idk. Go through all that crap just learn that Kyosuke and Excellen are actually literal gifts from God. Aliens sent by the all powerful thing to do. Idk what.
And that they have been in love since the very beginning of their existence and so on and so on. Idk.
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Irvarius: One of the games I played as a kid and it has a totally wasted character and it still annoys me.

Her brother devotes his entire life to being a scientist working on and improving foreign technology. She trains to be able to utilize what he makes. Relentlessly. And then his ultimate creation. Is just casually given to some klutz over her and she loses her mind and vows to murder Ibis. I agree. Sleigh is the character I wish I had.
To be clear. Ibis is inferior. Sleigh ends up dying protecting Ibis in an I see the error of my ways bs I think. Someone sue the people who wrote this story line. We were all robbed of a useful unit and tricked into using a poor replacement for no reason.
The worst thing about Sleighs story is that her brother. Literally. Could have given her the Astelion. Let her work out the Design flaws. And then just COPIED the design as it doesn't have anything that special and then given it to Ibis. I am pretty sure they are siblings anyways. Ibis can see the stars from the ship.
There is no need to snub Sleigh. Ouka's death is. I was happy to have them. If I remember correctly Ouka is being mind controlled. She is like a modified test tube baby with beyond super powers. That suicides an enemy for whatever reason what a waste. Even Tenzan lived longer. And Luckfield. Or Giado. Or Russel. Sacrifice them.
No one likes Lee. Daitetsu was understandably old. And Alfimi is only there for like 3 seconds. Zoldark. Was too. Himself. And grand. Idk. Not having him didn't phase me I didn't like how lavish he was. Idk. Shu. Is an ass. Woulsn't mind him if the Granzon wasn't pointlessly op. Same as Zoldark. "I can destroy the whole planet with one flick of my robo penis mwahaha."
"But I won't because I am a convoluted good guy or something idk." Lemon and Axel though. Oh well.
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Irvarius: Pretty sure. If you buy relativity. It's own choosing. Proves it's 5 dimensional. Not 4 lmao. And that time is the result of a curvature. But who knows right? It's not like the quantum mechanics he didn't support turned out to be correct or that there is now a 12 dimensional theory. Dumbasses.
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Irvarius: "Pointless. Learn to think. You are all an insult. If you can’t justify communism. Why do you insult the rest of us by trying to justify your life? Religion isn’t even that hard either. You just refuse to think about it properly. I could teach you how to think. But given how pretentious and useless you people actually are. I would literally rather just get rid of or enslave you people. You people are a mistake. A heinous one." I am a little too rough. I've been in a lot of pain recently. I don't even want to be king. I never did.
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Irvarius: "I don't need sources because I am not a fucking joke like you? Can you even define God or communism properly? Have you ever thought for yourself. Or did you gargle and swallow someone else's bullshit? Then act like a human? What are the quality of the minds you emulate on all matters? Can you get your head out your ass or get your disgrace of "peer reviewed" Academic ass out of here? Academics is a disgrace designed to bleed talented humans of potential and maliciously. Academics is one of the most harmful thing concocted as it euthanizes the wisdoms of its people and arms people to attack the wise pointlessly. The jackasses who push these agendas need to be gutted for the greater good. What a fucking joke you are. You shouldn't need someone to review to know you got it right. The most useful thing you people do is shut up. Remember that." One of these days. We're going to learn how many successful killing sprees one loud ass dumbass can pull off. Mmm. All. You. Have. To. Do. Is get pardoned. Or flee. And inspire co terrorism. Don't even think about it. I like being the only one to die. For now. But man. Oof. Even my stomach turns a little.
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Irvarius: Oh yeah. Anything I write here is something I thought of myself unless I state otherwise. Might want to cite me if you use anything. This is my 8th page I get rid of these. I know people use my shit. Because I'm the only one who thinks the way I do. I will always cite the person or entity.
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Irvarius: "Dear riot.

There is a very friendly lovely tiny person full of life and awesomeness who can not rank all the way because they main a fat meep mashing chode meister. The champ seems to be too not murdery due to it's utility which is partially undercut by the fact the enemy can benefit from it too so I was hoping you could turn chode meister into a chode lord so he put up some chunky damage weens at the end. The person shall not be named. But you would love them completely as I did because they're a monster Kai Sa which is my favorite adc by an unbelievable margin but for some reason they still suffer through playing fat man and still laugh and laugh. Lux support is bullshit. Come on. I want to see the fat man roll. I presume it would be faster for him. Is all. You know. I don't actually enjoy watching amorphous blobs bumble. Make his passive have the ability to sit on people while the meeps attack or something. More utility and damage idk. I bet it would make her laugh too. Mmm. But come on. Something. She will be a monster! And I will be most pleased."

Smiley people are the greatest. I had a moment for such a worthy person.
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Irvarius: So the proper argument. Very slightly modified to be scientifically valid. To go from nothing to something takes an infinite amount of change. Thus God was all powerful. Since God is the origin of human spirit. And no perception or knowledge exists without him. He is all knowing.
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Irvarius: Fore! How much are wordy words worth? Dumb pos. You think they're worth killing for. So what if I kill you all instead?
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Irvarius: "One statue always lies. One always tells the truth. You may ask them both one question. If you--"

'Lmao. What is 2+2?'
"Four."
"For?" No sound stressed.
'... What?'
"Death it is."
'Ffffffffuuuuuuuu-."
Things I think of randomly.
The government understands this. And much of a failure it is.
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Irvarius: "I don’t want death and power hunger to be popularized. I don’t want capitalism narcissistic elitisms most competition or willful stupidity to propagate. So. An agent of Chaos. A catalyzer. Put some heads back on the right way. Bring the word readers down almost completely. I have judged them. I am not fond of them. Then finish the conversion to communism I have been yelling about for years. I also want to annex Japan to be real with you. We need their intellectual might and guidance and they should loosen up a bit at times. Everyone is dumb. They should stop gouging or be crushed and be properly educated. You know. Lololololololol. You can try to argue me. But I will win. Almost no matter what you say or who you go get. Why not just work together now huh?"
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Irvarius: "But also. Not going to lie. If you dropped a couple nukes on my nation. Well placed. Then went into hiding. I might look the other way. Some of these people… You know. Examples. Efficiency liveliness. Gutting the fucking disgrace of a group of narcissitic losers called “academics”. If you forward a good thing. Then shh. Scratch my back. You know? You feel me? Education and deviation from religion is one of our biggest mistakes as a whole. Just mmm. I am a practical guy."
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Irvarius: "A credible deterrent? As in one other nations would buy into? There are a lot of things to consider there. But not long. You would have to convince other nations you still have the intellectual prowess to make nuclear missiles. You would then have to hope that your opponent believes you have the intelligence to not make it apparent you have nuclear missiles still. Or how many. As a quick aside some of these nations. If they talked shit to me I have got so and so nukes this is going to happen unless you x. I would be gone. You wouldn’t see me out in public anymore. I would spend a lot of my time marking up a pain staking plan to kill as many leaders and people from that nation as quickly as possible. I don’t care what little shit stain making words that unfortunately found a way to military might without regard for human life says. They can die. If you don’t have good will. You are not someone. I can allow to lead. Ever. Anywhere. Haha anyhow. If you managed the prior steps before I started rambling you flip a nuke on an island somewhere remote. A display. I got this much I can even waste them. Buys some time to. You prep Anti air defense (and subnautical) for a while. Then play some poker. You can realistically be back in a bit of tension quick as hell." Talking about rebuild of nuclear power after a potential war. The other guy is a historical archiver a NATO.
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Irvarius: I'm the best diplomat ever.
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Irvarius: But given I've never heard you guys talk about global communism. You're more than likely all morons. Who should look at their country. And not ours. Yay.
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Irvarius: Islamic Salami Bois. Or Promised land farm sausages. The first one is silly yet unsuspectably blunt. The second one it's a little more biting. Symbolizing the best way to reach their "goal" of love and peace is shutting the fuck up and or dying. I'm feeling both. Seriously you threaten to bomb me. You better have a damn good reason. Or be shut your fucking mouths and don't even look our way. You want to piss shit and whine. Fucking shit on yourselves. And wipe your own asses. There are adult things to be done. Act like it. But remember. If you have proof America did something wrong. Maybe I saw nothing. You force your way in. You better fucking know what you're doing.
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Irvarius: On. The other hand. You know. If you were less openly warlike. I'd consider and enable Muslim conversion. Possibly. But I'm really leaning Christianity or Buddhism. If you pick fights though. Do so for the right reasons. I love all the Muslims I met though in my life. Hindu is a nice one too but it's too smart for Americans. But for real say it to my face and why. I'll negotiate upfront. If you right. Man. Well. You right. Goodwill and justice first.
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