 Friends         | Cute enough to make you look twice, sweet enough but not always nice, a little crazy but not too wild, i'm the girl who will always make you smile.  insanity_X2: If sex burn so many calories, then why are there so many fat hoes? 11 years ago • Report • Link 2  insanity_X2: I have been missing you sheri, since new wire no one ever seems to be in the rooms I have your jacket ready though lol   Sheritra: yes, you are right, since the new Wire, IMP is near empty...*sigh* i miss those times in there  insanity_X2: Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a clown ninja. insanity_X2: I wish you could Google anything. Like, "Where the f*ck is my remote?" and it would be like, "It's under the couch dumbass." insanity_X2: Sometimes you feel like a nut. And sometimes you feel like the men in white coats are just overreacting. insanity_X2: I hate when you're eating cereal and the last three pieces are like "Bitch catch me if you can" insanity_X2: WOMAN'S ASS SIZE STUDY There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, the results were pretty interesting. 3 % of women think their ass is too fat, 10% of women think their ass is too skinny, the remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he is a good man and wouldn't trade him for the world. insanity_X2: Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Kevin. insanity_X2: Just wants to remind everyone NOT to take anything I say personal or too seriously. I’m just an idiot with internet access. insanity_X2: I'm not saying she's fat, but if I were to list the five fattest people I know, she'd be three of them insanity_X2: When a woman says Whaaat? its not because she didn't hear you, she's giving you a chance to change what you said |
i would have so so many questions for google 
