Welcome to the Chatroom: Hotel California
Hopefully your stay has been an interesting one.
Asherotic: Tree Geek: i named my dick booo. are you calling him?
duble_d81: does he have a cell phone ?
Tree Geek: dude it is 2014. what do you think?
Tree Geek: stop living in the 90's and bring your dick up to date
duble_d81: i still got a vibrating pager
<lilithmoon> I'm trailer trash.
<spacemann> I'm shipping container trash.
<lilithmoon> Of course you are. That's how you got here.
<duble_d81> what's pho?
<resi419mr.fancypants> a vietnamese soup
<duble_d81> I want some now. miso horny
<the_scramble> almost had a work trip to LA, i could have had a mcrib with ya
<dreammelody> What about with me?
<the_scramble> we're meetin in the parking lot, remember?
<dreammelody> been there done that. Pass.
<the_scramble> gee, thanks.
<spacemann> any halloween plans?
<EzioAuditore> I'm dressing up as kakie
<spacemann> can you mount a cam from your head, pointed to your goodies. (i.e. the Twix, Snickers)
<EzioAuditore> I'll mount it on my crotch
<spacemann> I've always wanted to see the world from the perspective of your junk
<Kakie> I'm already seeing the world from his junk.
<spacemann> I want to be homy
<Cewgo> wait..you said "homy". i read that as "horny".. sorry
<spacemann> it's alright. want to share some pom with me?
<Cewgo> i dont watch porn
<spacemann> har har. got chu twice
<spacemann> complete this sentence: "I don't always have sex, but when I do, I prefer __________"
<lilithmoon> "dos dickies"
<spacemann> are you bringing your laptop to L.A.?
<lilithmmoon> yes. otherwise, how are we going to talk?
<Ladylindh> i need a maid.
<Ladylindh> do the dishes. help with the dogs.
<Ladylindh> perhaps laundry...
<Ladylindh> actually, I need a wife