 Friends     | Brendon. That'd be me read my detials. i'm a heterosexual dating, extra large male from the first nations. i smoke regularly. I'm a jew that drinks often. oh & i'm an ugly bauld guy with an afo & red eyes. i live with kids because i am a nurse. i have my doctoral degree but i'm modest. i don't want any kids of my own. & i'm a cheap sucker who is very sarcastic. sounds about right ya.  Hobo_B to Jaimes_Cape: hit on me instead. you have a better chance with me than with her. and let's face it, you don't stand a chance with me either. Jaimes_Cape: i can hit on whom ever i want! it's harmless flirting, i know i don't stand a chance. let me have my fun! Hobo_B to moshi_moshi: you need to call moi, i need to talk to you about the plans of me coming out there. IM GONNA, I REALLY AM. i almost got me enough cash saved up. i just need to know if i can stay with you Hobo_B to im_not_drew: you are my little whores, both of you. im ya pimp daddy. now make me some money ya ugly skints im_not_drew: good job ace, i like the jab, poke, slap. do it again. this time harder. you want us to suck it at the same time? gross. we're not your whores im_not_drew: I COULD BE YOUR HERO BABY. I COULD TAKE AWAY THE PAIN. I WILL STAND BY YOU FOREVER, BLAH BLAH BLAH... MY BREATH AWAY.... im_not_drew: not too sure man, i hope soon. when are you heading out in this direction? i thought you wanted to come here. perfect chance. we're all pretty much back home right now anyways. |
i win your heart everytime