Sonify This by Charlie Sheen

I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen It's not available if u try it once u will die Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. You love to party What's not to love? The run I was on made Jagger and Richards look like Droopy eyed armless children. That's how I party That's how I party. I was bagin 7 gram rocks that's how I roll- Winning I have one gear: Go- epic winning. Are you bipolar? I'm bi-winning. Win here, win there, win every where. Absolutely victory. Win here, win win every where. I'm on a quest. Right every single wrong. I'm a total frickin rock star from mars- winning. C' non bro, I got tiger blood winning. You like borrow my brain and you're like DUDE, can't handle it. Win here, win there, win win everywhere. I've got a list help me sort this from the epic win to the desperately winless. Chicken Nuggets-WINNING. Bubblegum-WINING. Pretending to text to avoid someone-WINNING. Slow dancing-WINNING. Violent love- WINNING. Breakin the rules of the Geneva conventions-WEAK. Adonis blood-WINNING. Givin needy women caress and hugs WINNING. Childbirth WINNING. Colin Firth- WINNING. Tinky Winkys purse.......... DUH WINNING. Absolutely victory. Win here, win there win win everywhere I'm on a quest. Right every single wrong. Right every wrong.