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carson: hi

hertzogash to TheMatt: It seems to me that I've consumed your life.

hertzogash to TheMatt: Dear you,

I'm sorry that our skype shenanigans have consumed your life.
But, I don't see that changing anytime soon. Guess you'll just have
to deal with it. Stay tuned tonight at 8pm for the next episode of
The Epic Adventures of MattMan and Ash Kickin'.

Sincerely,
Me

hertzogash to TheMatt: Hi. Im bored. Just leaving a little something to make you smile. So.... smile dammit!

hertzogash to j_bone50:

hertzogash: Dear Drunk Sluts,
You're gross and sloppy.

hertzogash to TheMatt: I do not appreciate the fact that you live in Canada. I think you should hop over the border... right now.

hertzogash: I'll fake the way I hold you, as you fall for every empty word I say.

hertzogash: Call me a safe bet, I'm betting I'm not.

hertzogash: Never play leap frog with a unicorn.

hertzogash: That which doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.