Pick up lines

if i was a doughnut and you were a unicorn, id let you stick ur horn in my hole

Ur clothes look uncomfortable. Want me to take them off for you?

I may not go down in history. But I'll go down on you 😂

Let's play carpenter. Well get hammered and I'll nail you

Are u a archaeologist? Cause u got a big bone of mine to examine 😂

I'm a weatherman it maybe not be snowing but you'll be getting a lot of inches tonight 😂

If ur left leg is breakfast and ur right leg is lunch can I eat between meals ?

are you a sunflower seed? i'd like to suck u dry

Let's play titanic. You be the iceberg and I'll go down 😉😂

I ripped my pants .can I get in yours ?

my bike broke, can i ride you?

Is your name winter? Cause you'll be coming soon

I'll treat u like a nerd treats there homework. Slam u on the desk and do u all night 😂

I made up of 8 blocks of cobblestone, so u can put your meat in me

R u a magician? Cause u can make something of mine move without touching it 😂