Her name is Noel I have a dream about her She rings my bell I got gym class in half an hour Oh how she rocks In Keds and tube socks
But she doesn't know who I am And she doesn't give a damn about me Cause I'm just a teenage dirt bag, baby Yeah I'm just a teenage dirt bag, baby Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me, Oh
Her boyfriend's a dick He brings a gun to school He'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth He lives on my block And drives an I-Roc And he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me, Oh Oh yeah, dirt bag
No she doesn't know what she's missin' Man I feel like mold It's prom night and I am lonely lo and behold She's walkin' over to me this must be fake My lip starts to shake
How does she know who I am? Why does she give a damn about me? She said I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby Come with me Friday, don't say maybe I'm just a teenage dirt bag, baby, like you ooh Ooh yeah, dirt bag No she doesn't know what she's missin'