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blackxred23: Happy birthday
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FriendlyChat2016
FriendlyChat2016: Happy Birthday Hawk - many good wishes for the day and throughout the year
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hawkman342 to ihiding2: Teacher Arrested At Pearson Airport
A high school teacher was arrested today at Toronto's Pearson Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.

At a press conference, Premier Kathleen Wynne said she believes the man is a member of the notorious extremist Al-Gebra movement.

She did not identify the man, who has been charged by the OPP with carrying weapons of maths instruction.

'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Premier said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns"; but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are three sides to every triangle."

When asked to comment on the arrest, Prime Minister Trudeau said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

Fellow Liberal colleagues told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by any Prime Minister
Teacher Arrested At Pearson Airport
A high school teacher was arrested today at Toronto's Pearson Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.

At a press conference, Premier Kathleen Wynne said she believes the man is a member of the notorious extremist Al-Gebra movement.

She did not identify the man, who has been charged by the OPP with carrying weapons of maths instruction.

'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Premier said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns"; but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are three sides to every triangle."

When asked to comment on the arrest, Prime Minister Trudeau said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

Fellow Liberal colleagues told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by any Prime Minister
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Rogue Scholar
Rogue Scholar: Omg! This is hilarious! Thanks for starting my day off with laughter! I suck at maths! Too, too funny!
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ihiding2: It's a good one.
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Rogue Scholar
Rogue Scholar: Very nice. Marble? Took a lot of patience I bet. Suddenly, I want to whittle something....
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greeneyedangi32: Love it! Beautiful!
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hawkman342: TY Greeney
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jillianmarie4jc: That is very pretty!
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hawkman342: TYVM
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emmamme
emmamme: Happy birthday hawk. I hope you had a good day.
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Irishholly
Irishholly: Happy Birthday Hawk
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amberluv29: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
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emmamme: hawk?
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hawkman342: Yes?
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dreadlox33
dreadlox33: nice carvings...i like that spiral shell...well...actually i liked quite a few of them....good stuff...ian
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hawkman342: TYVM sadly my school is closed so
can't carve now
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daisiesnfld: Spectacular! You're very gifted, but I suppose you know that. Keep up the wonderful updates, I find them fascinating!
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