come on over sit yourself down and have a beer.
Its not my first rodeo and we are not in high school anymore, players need not apply.I may be blond I am far from dumb and you cant bs a bs er....I dont lie I have nothing to hide We are all neighbors here, lets be kind
robertleon677: Good morning today be very nice to know you my name is Robert i do live in England love to hear from you very much
girlnextdoor2u: A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard. The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss.” The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, “When we go in for breakfast I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass.” The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.” WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, “You can stay in there until I let you out!” She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?” “I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"
girlnextdoor2u: An elderly lady was somewhat lonely and decided that she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to the pet shop she went. She searched and nothing seemed to catch her interest, except this one ugly frog.
As she walked by the barrel he was in, he looked up and winked at her! He whispered, “I’m lonely too, buy me and you won’t be sorry.” The old Lady figured, what the heck, as she hadn’t found anything else.
So, she bought the frog and went to her car. Driving down the road the frog whispered to her, “Kiss me, you won’t be sorry.” So, the old lady figured what the heck, and kissed the frog.
Immediately the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, handsome, young prince. Then the prince kissed her back, and you know what the old lady turned into?
The first motel she could find...She’s old, not dead! 😉 😅