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Ne shab'rud'niÖ

Geoff 
Geoff: Fuck it, let's go with the first take.

https://voca.ro/121c60T11wt1

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justme0123: Yes!
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rockislandred1
rockislandred1: oh ,the full moon the new 150 inch screen midnight yard movies may have to be
rocky horror picture show . not the theatre experiance of old but as options go not a bad way to watch it
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rockislandred1 in reply to rockislandred1: why dpes wre add extra spacing? i can typo all on my own
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Geoff 
Geoff: I'm just going to link to Jack Black's version of this song. Because Jack Black is fucking amazing.

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Geoff: Mmmm.

Fishfingers and custard.

Yum.
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Geoff
Geoff: "You're Scottish. Just fry something!"

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Geoff
Geoff: Just to clarify. He looks wet because he fell into the swimming pool.

Which itself had fallen into the library.
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Geoff
Geoff: "It must be one hell of a scary crack in your wall."
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Geoff 
Geoff:
DM: "You're playing out of alignment."

Me: "You're playing on the wrong day of the week."

DM: "So you're only Neutral Evil on Saturdays?"

Me: "Yes. On Fridays I am Chaotic Neutral."
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Aura: People will never understand how much time it takes to get into a mindset so different from your own
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Geoff
Geoff: Yeah... different mindset.

I'm not actually always Chaotic Neutral on Fridays and Neutral Evil on Saturdays,.
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Geoff 
Geoff: Happy fucking Friday, you assholes.

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Geoff: We've had a heatwave all week, but now it's pissing down outside.

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cookie_thumper 99: That hits the soul
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Geoff in reply to cookie_thumper 99: Since Nina Simone is sadly passed away, Annie Lennox has to fill in for her.
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Nicotina
Nicotina: You are far too kind, my dear friend.
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Geoff
Geoff in reply to Nicotina: No. You are far too kind.

I will fight for you.
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Nicotina
Nicotina in reply to Geoff: I’ve got your 6.
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Aura
Aura: d'aaawwwwwwwww
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rockislandred1
rockislandred1: so cute
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Nicotina
Nicotina: Dog & go to this version of heaven.
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Lindsay_
Lindsay_: lol! Choose your battles wisely. Well-done.
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Geoff
Geoff: This entire thing was a joke.The devil wouldn't dare talk back to me.
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Lindsay_: lol
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Geoff: DM: "Geoff are you paying attention?"

Me: "Mostly. We're talking about things that come out at night. Right?"

DM: "Do I need to repeat what the NPC said?"

Me: "Yeah, the team bitch is saying it's game over. The team mom is saying it'll be alright. And I'm saying that they mostly come out at night, and we need to find somewhere defensible that we can hole out."

DM: "Are you going to Meta-Game all the way through?"

Me: "I did pick the 'Genre-savvy trait' right back in session zero."

DM: "God damn you."

Me: "You mean 'Gods' damn you."
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Geoff
Geoff: Godsdamnit, "Hole out" means make an escape route." Very different to, "Hold out," which means make a last stand.

"Run motherfucker!"
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Geoff 
Geoff: We all know that one person who we know shouldn't breed.
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Corwin
Corwin in reply to Mz Demeanor: There's only 7.674 people on the Earth??

What happened to the 0.674 guy?
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Geoff in reply to Corwin: I think he lost out in the brains department, and I think it's Jacob Rees-Mogg.
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Mz Demeanor
Mz Demeanor: oops....I guess putting in the word "billion" makes all the difference.

poor 0.674 guy.
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Geoff 
Geoff: Now we know how Smokey gets the ladies.
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Mz Demeanor
Mz Demeanor: I don't know though....could be the old cucumber or sock down the pant leg.
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Geoff
Geoff in reply to Mz Demeanor: He's a bear.

Isn't that where the term comes from?
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Corwin
Corwin: Maybe it's a fire hose.

And if not, it could be used as one.
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Geoff:
Barbarian: "Oh, you think you could intimidate this prisoner better than I could?"

Me: "I'm a half-fallen-angel sorcerer with lighting crackling out of my fucking eyes, speaking in a Scottish accent. I am essentially Malcolm Tucker rein-fuicking-carnated as Doctor Who. Do you want me to demonstrate how good I am at intimidation by grabbing your bollocks and casting Shocking Grasp?"

Barbarian: "No. I'm good. You go ahead."

Me: **this time not in character** "I also have a much higher charisma bonus and am proficient in intimidation. And I can role play that scene so well the DM will fall over themself to give me advantage."

Barbarian: "Yeah. I got that."
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Geoff:
DM: "Are you joining the session tonight?"

Me: "Um. no. Because it's... Friday?"

DM: "No, it's Saturday."

Me: "No. It's really Friday."

DM: "All the rest of the group are here."

Me: "Well, give me two seconds to go pee and I'll be right there. But it's still Friday."

DM: "Are you saying six other people don't know what day of the week it is?"

Me: "Knowing those six people? Yes. Yes I am."
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Geoff:
Ranger: "Did you sleep in?"

Me: "I lean over, stick a finger up each of [the ranger's] nostrils and allow a quick jolt of electrical energy to jump between them.

Ranger: "Ow! Gods!"

Me: "I also cast charm person."

DM: **nodding towards Ranger** "Roll"

**They failed. Miserably**

Me: "I lean in close, grab him by his bolo, and whisper, `It's Friday.`"
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Aura
Aura: It's a glitch in the Matrix


Still Friday tho
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Geoff
Geoff: Nah. It really is that everyone else in my party (including the DM) is either a teacher or is married to a teacher. And today is effectively the last of term where they work. They are supposed to show up next week, but it's gravy from here on.

So they've all been drinking since lunchtime.
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Geoff 
Geoff: Is there anything graphics processors designed for gaming can't do?

Are NASA suddenly going to announce that they found the secret to warp drive after fucking about with a few Radeon RX 5600 XTs?
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Geoff: Emily Maitlis matching Dawn Butler yesterday in demonstrating what a badass looks like, by ripping the government (and her bosses at the BBC) a new one.

https://inews.co.uk/news/media/emily-maitlis-bbc-newsnight-dominic-cummings-1116555
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Geoff: Since some of the stuff I ordered for my new home office is delayed (curtains, desk, chair, rug) due to staffing shortages because of the pingdemic, I've decided I might as well repaint it before I move in there.

So, that's my task for the weekend.

I'm also considering going around the charity shops and looking for any cheap art to hang on the walls in there. And maybe a clock.

My interior design skills are absolutely abysmal, but it might be nice to at least try to create a pleasant working environment for myself.
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Geoff
Geoff: While the artistic side of interior design might be slightly beyond me, the technical side is well within my skillset.
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Aura
Aura: As long as you enjoy it, it will be a good looking room. You've been working in design long enough that some of it rubbed off probably more than you realize.
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Forever Chuck in reply to Aura: 👍
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Geoff: Nearly three years after Justice Brett M. Kavanaugh’s tumultuous confirmation to the Supreme Court, the F.B.I. has disclosed more details about its efforts to review the justice’s background, leading a group of Senate Democrats to question the thoroughness of the vetting and conclude that it was shaped largely by the Trump White House.

In a letter dated June 30 to two Democratic senators, Sheldon Whitehouse of Rhode Island and Chris Coons of Delaware, an F.B.I. assistant director, Jill C. Tyson, said that the most “relevant” of the 4,500 tips the agency received during an investigation into Mr. Kavanaugh’s past were referred to White House lawyers in the Trump administration, whose handling of them remains unclear.
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The Trump White House carefully controlled the investigations into Mr. Kavanaugh’s past. After Dr. Ford came forward, Mr. Trump’s staff tried to limit the number of people the F.B.I. interviewed as part of that probe. Only after an outcry from Democrats over the president’s approach did the administration say the agency could conduct a more open investigation.

Ultimately, 10 witnesses were interviewed by the F.B.I., according to the F.B.I.’s recent letter. Dr. Ford and Mr. Kavanaugh themselves were never interviewed by the F.B.I.

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/22/us/politics/kavanaugh-fbi-investigation.html

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W...T...F...

4,500 tips and they interviewed 10 witnesses? At what point does a background check that uncovers suggestions of law breaking HAVE to turn into a criminal investigation? Whether the FBI were themselves the agency with jurisdiction to carry out that investigation is irrelevant, such details should have been passed on and congress should have been informed.
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Geoff: 🐷
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Ellalalaletmeexplain: So many possibilities in this scene
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Geoff 
Geoff: Dawn Butler is a fucking badass.
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Ellalalaletmeexplain: I have reflected on my words and Dawn Butler is amazing.
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Halfapintdoll: T’was fabulous
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Geoff: Just to top today off, Stephen "Waxy-Lemon" Yaxley-Lennon (also known as Tommy Robinson to the fascist victims of his innumerable grifts) lost a £100,000 court case over his defaming a teenager.
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Geoff: A while ago I posted a screenshot from Reddit of people posting misattributed and missourced quotes from fantasy and sci-fi.

One of them was "Never tell me the odds" being attributed to Jean-Luc Picard.

Having just watched season 1 of Picard again (in preparation of season 2's launch), I did spot that he actually says something very similar (although far more Picard-y).

"The odds are the enemy of hope."

Which, let's be honest, should be written above the door to every casino on the planet.
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rockislandred1: i have a magnet i got at the muesuem showing of the star wars tech and influance ( it was amazing) that says "dint tell me the odds and its han solo saying it..
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rockislandred1: sorry not dont but never*
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