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Geoff: Tut. Client wants a Zoom meeting tomorrow.

That means I have to shave.
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Geoff: Well, that you ever so much for your email Google Support, but perhaps you might like to style them in a way where's it's fucking readable?
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rockislandred1: dosnt look like he stuck the landing i give him a 4 .8
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Geoff: Why the fuck is this creepy fucknut perving on my wall?

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Leaahh: I couldn't remember his name here. Got it now.
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i am hatstand:
Bruv, look after my bag will yer....I think I've pulled....
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Angry Beaver: Isn't he that crossdresser with the creative way of being out in public by pretending he's doing satire?
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Geoff: The UK leaves the EU without a trade deal.

We've been warning you of this for four years. The damage this will do to the international markets is... well, actually it's the damage that has already happened.
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Geoff: Trying to help people is my raison d'etre.

It's pointless, and frustrating, and tiring.

And the only thing that would be worse would be giving up.
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Geoff: The mother of parliaments is dead. They've already crippled the courts.

British democracy is already gone. British justice won't last much longer.
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Geoff: One is happenstance.

Twice is coincidence.

Three times is enemy action.

The UK is under attack and our democracy is gone.
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rockislandred1: then what hope have we over here
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Geoff: Whether you are leftwing or rightwing, we are dealing with forces who want to destroy democracy.
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i am hatstand
i am hatstand:
it is done already....
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Geoff: Today any rational (if stretched) argument in favour of Brexit died.

The UK will be leaving the EU without a trade deal agreed.

Freedom of movement officially end by Parliamentary decree.

I feel like an Old Testament god. reaching down out of the clouds.

"I told you this was going to happen! Did you listen to me? Did you care?"
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i am hatstand:
I hate that my worst fears have come true....

Before the brexit vote, I feared the forces conspiring to destroy this country would prevail....I was called paranoid....

there was a conspiracy....

we have been fucked....and the fucking has not finished yet....

the war has just begun....
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Geoff: There goes the first right the Tories removed from your citizenship of the EU.

The WTD will probably be next, because it'll be the easiest for the Tories to get away with.
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Geoff: Sorry, where are we on the plan to build guillotines along the Mall?

Because if you're still believing "Boris" then Have I Got Some Words For You.

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Geoff: If anyone has references to books, specifically German books of dissenting opinion, from November 32 to September 39, I would be very interested in your recommendations.
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OmNomdePlume: No, you.
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Geoff
Geoff: I'm not awesome.

I'm an ill tempered arsehole.

I merely react well to empathy.
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Geoff: Client: "Why have my conversions dropped?"

Me: "Because you stopped offering a free 14 day trial. The conversions for people signing up for a paid account have actually gone up since you did that."

Client: "Oh. But it doesn't look good."

Me: "Well, offer a free 14 day trial again, then."
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Geoff: A post-scarcity society is within our reach, it really is.

But, a post-scarcity society isn't one where capitalists make a profit.

It also isn't one where dictators thrive.

Hence the reluctance to get there.
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i am hatstand
i am hatstand: we past it, bruv....
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Geoff: Johnson isn't a political movement. He's a sellout.

Let's not destroy all our personal freedoms in order to remove him.
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i am hatstand:
we may need to kill some of our fellow citizens to end this madness....



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Geoff: Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr Jeff Lynne and the Electric Light Orchestra.
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fustler: I'm never not in the mood for some ELO.

Quality link!
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fustler: As for Jeff, he is tops. He teamed up for a farewell to George Harrison here. I love this from top to bottom...

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Aura
Aura: Oh shit.
I don't think I've ever just listened to that track--since it's not really a song.
I can see why he worked so well with NIN
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Aura: It might actually explain why I like NIN so much
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Geoff:
House: "Fear me, I've killed hundreds of timelords."

The Doctor: "Fear me. I've killed them all."
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Geoff: Occasionally you have the chance to get true genius to recognise itself.

But all of us might have a chance to get someone to recognise where they excel.

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