Geoff Away

42 In a relationship Male from Exeter       413
I am not here to keep the darkness out. I am here to keep it in.

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Nicotina
Nicotina: Ummm, much ado about nothing perhaps.
Hey, anyone want a banana?
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Geoff: Oh the initial complaint OP suffered is utter tosh, but some of the comments are awesome.
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Geoff: Why do these things exist‽
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Marissa Unimpressed
Marissa Unimpressed: good point
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BAD_WOLF__: For the meme.
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Leeaahh
Leeaahh: Wait, fake feet? wtf
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Aura
Aura: Just so you have seven of nine
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Geoff in reply to Aura:
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Geoff: What's the opposite of a burn?
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Nicotina
Nicotina: smh
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sportycanadian
sportycanadian: he is somehow getting closer in polls seen losing by 6% 7 % and 7% today was 9-12 just a week ago
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Corwin
Corwin: Pffft... "scientists"... we start listening to THOSE guys and before you know it we're all a bunch of Pinko Commies like those arsehole Canadians.

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Geoff: This comparison of two takes of the same event show the divide in the UK at the moment.

twitter.com/brucemcd23/status/1318159113591934976

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I've stolen the screenshot of the side of the debate I'm standing on.
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i am hatstand
i am hatstand:
Farage the ethno christian fascist....

quelle surprise....

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Nicotina
Nicotina: Well said Rev. Thomas.
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Geoff
Geoff: "People might seek to defend Ann Widdecombe on account of her age and the era she grew up in but I don't buy that. She's almost a year younger than David Bowie." - Otto English
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i am hatstand:
the only comfort I get....is the thought that if she catches covid....it will be swift....
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Geoff: OK, I can't be having with Twitter anymore today.

I am going to go blow some stuff up. Because the alternative is me going completely librarian-poo at some homophobes and racists resulting in nothing more than getting banned from Twitter.
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i am hatstand:
It's only Monday....and I'm sick of twitter already....
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Geoff:
Client: "How do we sell more of [Product-X]?"

Me: "Drop the price?"

Client: "We can't afford to drop the price."

Me: "Well, a search on Google for [Product-X] shows everyone else is selling it cheaper than you. Customers are just going to buy it elsewhere for cheaper. And it's exactly the same product, it's not like yours is better quality or has some bonus features. To be entirely honest, I'm amazed you sell any of [Product-X] online at all."

Client: "Would a new landing page help?"

Me: **blinks a few times** "Sure. Why not. Providing it has a lower price on it."
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Geoff: [Product-X] (which I don't want to name because it might give away who the client is) is essentially a £20 toy for grown-ups (no, not that sort of toy for grown-ups).

Everyone online sells it for £20 - that's the RRP from the manufacturer. Apart from this client, who sells it for £30. They don't even offer free delivery.

You can't just ignore the basic rules of commerce.
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RochelleRochelle: And I was just gonna have you share the link! Drats.
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Corwin
Corwin: I don't know what this [Product-X] is, but I'm finding myself really wanting one.
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Geoff
Geoff: This will be the expected standard of costume for any trick or treaters knocking on my door this year.
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Leeaahh
Leeaahh: Awesome!
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Mz D Meaner
Mz D Meaner: That is brilliant!
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Corwin
Corwin: Build a bridge out of 'er!
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Geoff
Geoff: If Biden loses because his son took coke, then US democracy is fucked.

I mean, "But her emails," was pathetic enough.
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sportycanadian: biden better not lose 4 years of the orange child on my tv screen was enough
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Geoff in reply to sportycanadian: Hey, if his trial for money laundering takes four years and he's on TV every day, getting more and more desperate, I'm all for that.
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Geoff: Seeing right-wing Americans argue against universal healthcare would be funny if it weren't so fucking tragic.

Like the amount of money the USA pisses away on military spending doesn't demolish every single one of your fucking arguments, you ignorant buttmonkey.
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Nicotina
Nicotina: but... but... but... socialism bad! Gotta keep the socialist out by paying for a huge military through taxation.
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RochelleRochelle
RochelleRochelle: You mean we're not heading towards communism with our military expenses and absolutely nearly wiping out the small chain, mom and pop shops for large, government regulated and paid manufactured products, and obvious dictator leadership?

Shut the squeaky front door.
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i am hatstand
i am hatstand in reply to RochelleRochelle:
that....
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Geoff: OK, this rather stupid woman has been trending all over my Twitter feed this morning because she shared a stupid far-right Facebook meme claiming that "illegal immigrants shouldn't get a penny in benefits while there are 7,000 homeless veterans on Britain's streets."

Ignoring the stupid fact that it refers to "illegal immigrants" (anyone claiming benefits in the UK can't be here in violation of British law), it's a complete non sequitur.

The British government LOST £3 billion earlier this year through contracts for COVID-19 that they didn't keep proper records for (most likely because they didn't go through a proper tender process and were given to their mates).

https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/legal-action-launched-over-missing-three-billion-tories-spent-on-private-coronavirus-contracts/11/10/

That could buy a £400k house for each homeless veteran in the UK, with enough left over to furnish them all.

But these ignorant fuckers (and I see similar far-right BS whenever I see what some members of my own family are up to on Facebook) think that it's all the fault of refugees. Echoes of the fall of the Weimar Republic, with desperate refugees in the place of Jews.
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i am hatstand
i am hatstand in reply to Geoff:
yeah, not surprised at all....one little bit....at all....but yeah, diabolical....

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i am hatstand
i am hatstand in reply to Geoff:
The bookface spread of white supremacy will find a way....

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Nicotina
Nicotina: How they sleep at night, I do not know.
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Geoff
Geoff: OK everybody, Alex Barnard's mum has won Halloween 2020.
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Marissa Unimpressed
Marissa Unimpressed: lol that sums up 2020
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Geoff
Geoff: Apparently the Dutch are Trump's biggest fans in Europe with 31% of people polled in the Netherlands preferring him to Biden (that's after, don't know / no opinion answers were removed).

twitter.com/EuropeElects/status/1317965230459228162
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Aura
Aura: Knowing the Dutch, about half of those fans just enjoy watching the train wreck.

Ah, the tweet you linked has a correction under it, supposed to be 80-20.
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Geoff: Happy Monday.
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Finger5
Finger5: Tried. Failed.
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Finger5
Finger5: I prefer my maths.
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Finger5
Finger5: Also, that was the correct answer.
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Geoff: This jacket is phenomenally warm and comfortable.
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i am hatstand
i am hatstand:
what are you wearing with your new jacket....?
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Malty_
Malty_: That jacket is sooooo you.
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i am hatstand
i am hatstand:
so....full length pic with whole outfit please....
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Geoff
Geoff: Jacinda Ardern winning by a landslide is a rare glimmer of hope in the world.
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Rice Rice Baby
Rice Rice Baby: I listened to her speech and good god, I am truly jealous of New Zealanders. They really got their shit together.
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Salim_
Salim_: *Googles: How to immigrate to New Zealand.
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i am hatstand in reply to Rice Rice Baby:
indeed....
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Geoff
Geoff: I wonder what the climate is like on Planet Torygraph.
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Geoff: I mean, New Zealand had a fatality rate amongst their entire population of 0.0005%; just 25 total deaths in a country with just shy of 5 million people.

The UK death rate for the whole population is 0.0652%, 130 times higher than New Zealand; >43,000 out of a population of 66 million.

Figures from https://ourworldindata.org/

And the people of New Zealand overwhelmingly voted the government back in. So, they presumably don't think it's disastrous.
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i am hatstand
i am hatstand in reply to Geoff:
all you really needed to type was "Fucking Torygraph are cunts and liars again."
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Arimyr
Arimyr: Indescribably captivating!
*re-likes it*
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Rice Rice Baby
Rice Rice Baby: This is badass asf
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justme0123
justme0123: Wow! Nice work!
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Geoff
Geoff: **Stops**

Because I was asked.
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RochelleRochelle
RochelleRochelle: 🍪 I promise no Oreos.
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Malty_: I had a box of Oreos at 4am.
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Geoff: The Clash > The Sex Pistols.
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Leeaahh: Ramones were my first concert when I was 14, what an awesome time.
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ruemorgueave: Fugazi > Sex
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LoisS: *Sid & Nancy
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Geoff: hamstand
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Finger5: I am hamstand...
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