i am 4ft11,blue eyes,long white hair,heavy framed,and i like to think funny want friends,for sure more then well possible.I want to be less lonely then i am right now.
Koffeeluver: You obviously have a healthy drive. If doin what you're doin does it, good for you. It's not a numbers game as I see it. And it's no one's business who you do or don't partake with. I hear women and men diss ladies that have a busy sex life. If you ask me....they're envious or jealous. I'm pretty open minded and if you and a friend ( or heck....the neighbors too) want to enjoy ....it's your choice, and your bed, your perogative and to hell what others think. Seeya....my neighbors just pulled in. * wink*
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thelonewolf605: A biker stuck his head in the doorway of the barbershop and asked the barber, “How many people are waiting?”
“Five,” the barber replied.
The bro thanked him and left.
The next day the biker was back, again asking the barber how many people were waiting.
The barber replied “Six,” and again the bro thanked him and left.
This went on every day for two weeks. Finally, getting pissed off about it, the barber told his helper, “That damned biker comes by here every day, askes how many people are waiting, and then just leaves. I want you to follow him and find out where he goes.”
The next day, the biker poked his head in the barbershop and asked the usual question. After the barber told him seven, the bro thanked him enthusiastically and left with the barber’s helper right on his ass.
The barber’s helper returned a short time later, completely winded.
“Well? Well?” the barber demanded impatiently. “Where is that fella in such a hurry to go that he can’t wait in line?”
After catching his breath, the helper replied, “Your house.”
thelonewolf605: Three guys were sitting in a biker bar.
A man came in, already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.
The man looked around and saw the 3 men sitting at a corner table.
He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over, looked the biggest one in the face and said, "I went by your grandma's house and I saw her in the hallway, buck naked.
Man, she is fine!"
The biker looked at him and didn't say a word.
His buddies were confused,because he was a bad ass, and would fight at he drop of a hat.
The drunk leaned on the table again and said, "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!" The biker still said nothing.
His buddies were starting to get mad.
The drunk leaned on the table again and said, "I'll tell you something else boy, your grandma liked it!"
The biker stood up, took the drunk by the shoulder and said, "Damn it, Grandpa, you're drunk! Go home!