I'm an easy going, clean cut, discreet, open minded, guy next door type gentleman who enjoys doing most anything with compatible company.
GaDawg1: 39 yrs ago today I received my EGA... For those who dont know what EGA is,, Its The Eagle, Globe and Anchor
GaDawg1: So I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the lady behind me honked at me and flipped me off because I was taking to long to order. Wow. (Take the high road).
So I paid for her food.
I moved up and she leaned out the window looking all crazy at me because the teller told her I paid for her food. She felt embarrassed.
When I got to the second window to get my food, I showed them both receipts and took her food too!
I paid for it, it’s mine! Now she has to wait even longer. 😂
So I Honked my horn and screamed back, “Patience is a virtue”😂
She gonna learn today! 😎
A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo
artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right
thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to
put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good.
The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with
"Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too.
As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist
asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me
put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"
She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining
all the time that there's nothing good to eat between
Thanksgiving and Christmas!"
Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you! So be the best you, you can be.