Hey, what can I say...I really screwed the pooch this time. -epic shrug-
A solitary creature. It usually hunts squid and plays with koosh balls in much the same way a kitten would. This creature is easily distracted by shiny objects, clown noses that honk and cheese burgers. Easily frightened, FubardEwok's typically reside deep in wooded areas far from traffic and do not usually have many physical friends - while on the contrary preferring to have many imaginary clansman. This species is exotic and endangered due to most of them having wiped themselves out from a tragic bout of walking into walls at high speeds. If you see it, do not be afraid to pet it and feed it, though be aware as it may bond with you and such bonds are for life.
I close my eyes and sometimes see you in the shadows in this smoke filled room. - Brooks and Dunn