great saying

love this quote by Marilyn Munroe

SMART ADVICE

Don't change your nature just because someone has hurt you. Don't lose your goodness of mind, but learn to act carefully

MEN ARE JUST HAPPY PEOPLE

Men Are Just Happier People!

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress - $5,000. Tux rental - $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase

BOSS, THE GRIZZLY #144 BANFF ALBERTA

The bear, made famous after he ate a black bear, and who also have been hit by a train and survived is the father of all three of well-known grizzly No. 64’s offspring: No. 144, No. 148 and an unmarked female

Canada definition

We are not Americans, not everyone lives in an igloo, we do not bathe in maple syrup.It is not winter 12 months a year.We have a goose named after us. IT is okay to say "eh"and not everyone has a pet polar bear.We think the Mounties uniform is stylish. Canada is the best country in the world since 1867

words of wisdom

Be a good girl , who can be bad very bad in a good way

A LOVELY WISH FOR ALL MY FRIENDS

Just a very nice wish for friends

CANADIAN COWBOYS

Prior to her trip to Calgary, Alberta, Carol a blonde from England, confided to her co-workers and friends she had three goals for her trip to Cowboy country; 1. She wanted to taste some real western Bar-B-Que. 2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo...And... 3. She wanted to have sex with a local cowboy. Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared. 'Let me tell you, they have Alberta beef to die for, and when they bar-b-q it, the taste is unbelievable!' 'And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes...Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!' Then came the big question, 'Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?' 'Are you kidding? When I saw the size of the condoms they carry in their back pockets I changed my mind!'

THIS IS SO TRUE

a friend posted this on one of my forum subjects and I think it is an excellent explanation

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MALES AND FEMALES

When men have sex they are more visual and in the physical where women add in some creative thought
Its hard to explain

Men live in more of a here and now kind of mode and many women more in the what could be and how it could be better kind of mode

in a picture men are the bold outline and women fill in the spaces with color

EXPLANATION

> No English dictionary has been
> able to adequately explain the difference between these two words. In
> a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by,
> supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man,
> was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5
> minutes.
>
> The final question was: 'How
> do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way
> that is easy to understand?' Some people say there is no difference
> between COMPLETE and FINISHED.
> Here is his astute answer:
>
> "When you marry the right
> woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are
> FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you
> are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"
>
> He won a trip around the world
> and a case of 25 year old Scotch. I think
> we could say the same thing about marrying the right or wrong man!!!
>
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