PLEASE READ

I'm Zoe and I'm mainly here to chat, kill time and have a laugh. Make an effort to converse with me and I'll do the same. I have details on my profile which will tell you most things you need to know about me.

I'm from a place called please use common sense and look at my profile.

Please don't message me, say 3 things and ask for skype / whatsapp. It makes me cry.

Naturally this means I'm not interested in being "naughty" if you can't tell so keep all your pervy questions / fantasies to yourself, it'll save us both a headache.

Answers to commonly asked questions:

''how r u?''

Fine.

''what u up to?''

Chatting here.

''Can I ask about your piercings?''

No.

''what size are you?''

Leave.

''wat u wearing?''

See above.