EnigmaticJen Away

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I'm a sociable bunny, coming out of an unsociable couple of years. I'm a massive nerd who loves to write, and loves to make people laugh.

Small talk gets boring quickly so I'm looking for people who can have meaningful conversations. Somebody who wants to walk 100 miles with me by their side nattering. I'm in a happy relationship so I'm not looking for romance, nor am I looking for meetups, but I'm always looking for new friendships and people to have a laugh and a joke with.

I am fiercely loyal, often to a fault, and I have a strong sense of fairness. Having issued that warning, I now cannot be held accountable for my actions if you hurt a friend.

My door is open to talking to anyone, so drop me a PM or message if you are serious. I'm happy to accept friend requests from people who interest me, but if you have a fairly empty profile, you might want to send me a message too. If nothing catches my eye, and you don't say anything, I may just ignore your friend request. I get a lot of PMs from random new people and can't answer them all without neglecting my friends, so if you do send one, be interesting, or again, I probably won't answer unless you are lucky and it is quiet.

Please note, while I was born in 1995, Covid restrictions denied me my 25th and 26th birthdays, so I am only counting the birthdays I actually had, and went in to 2022 still aged 24.

Adulta humana femina.

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EnigmaticJen: Ok people, survey time. Please as many of you as possible, post an answer. I don't need details, just having a discussion on trust and Wire, and we thought it was interesting.

So, how many people do you trust on Wire?
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katehoughton in reply to EnigmaticJen: Agreed πŸ‘
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Yari24
Yari24: it’s mostly the ones I’ve not been sexual with, or not much at least, that I trust more. That's gonna offend someone, I’m pretty sure, but i guess it’s a sliding scale for me. Good question!
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guessica12498: I trust the people on my friend list. But I only have a few secret keepers!
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Alicewildchild: 😍
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cheeky chrys: who painted it
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Ann4040: Now those are some blue eyes!!
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EnigmaticJen: You offering? 😏😘😁
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EnigmaticJen: Yorkshire Roses!!
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justMischa: Thank you, they are very beautiful ❀️ you're very kind
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EnigmaticJen: I need to get a grip of my mood. I keep fantasising about torturing people I don't like for months on end in a hyperbaric chamber.
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JORDAN 2022: Whoa, im going to hide until you get out of this mood!!
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EnigmaticJen: And we have our first runner.
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Donna1985: Top Tip: Just do em in quick and hide the evidence πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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a n d r e a: a blast from the past the morticia adams look.
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EnigmaticJen: You look pretty black and white today too.
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EnigmaticJen: Sweet dreams Wirelings. See you Sunday.
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Ann4040
Ann4040: Sleep well Jen
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Alicewildchild: Passed out
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JORDAN 2022: Its a new week Jen, i hope its a good one.
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EnigmaticJen: Alcohol + no sleep seems to give me a loose and melancholy mouth
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Kristy88: You are Jen. lol
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Robin27x: ^^ lol
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JORDAN 2022: So whats new?
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EnigmaticJen: Happy Saturday Wireclubbers!!!!!

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Whiteswan01: Morning Morning πŸŒ„
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Alicewildchild: Market time!!!!!!
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EnigmaticJen: Still a lot of aircraft flying. Not much keeps aviators on the ground.
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EnigmaticJen: Relaxing Friday afternoon:

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Alicewildchild in reply to EnigmaticJen: 20th century organ music….weird i know but I love it
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EnigmaticJen: and Alice sails past the joke
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katehoughton in reply to EnigmaticJen: Like a clipper in the night lol πŸ˜†
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EnigmaticJen: Yorkshire Roses for your birthday
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Ann4040: Very sweet of you!! ❀️
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EnigmaticJen: I normally have rabbit pie, but I guess we could make that pussy pie.......
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Alicewildchild in reply to katehoughton: Raw is not so good
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alicewoods101: Much prefer my pussy smooth and fir less, get stuck in your teeth otherwise xx
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KylieG: Cannae beat a bit of pussy pie .... as long as it comes with gravy lol
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EnigmaticJen: It appears I fell asleep online last night. Appologies to anyone who PMed and didn't get seen.
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EnigmaticJen: Oi! Don't go saying things like that. I'm not some common oik. I am NEVER online if that happens.

Have some class and decorum woman!!
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Alicewildchild: πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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EnigmaticJen: #AllPlayOffline #Discretion #Decorum
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EnigmaticJen: "No matter how much falls on us, we keep plowing ahead. That's the only way to keep the roads clear" - Greg Kincaid
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jesswinslow326: Pussssssssssy pie trumps everything
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EnigmaticJen: Pussy pie? enigmaticjen ???
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Alicewildchild: Yaaaaaay….highly deserved…my Dad will be thrilled
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Alicewildchild: Thank you SO MUCH
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Ann4040: Congrats Alice!! Very fitting
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EnigmaticJen: Nearest I could get to a cake.
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KaraSutra: πŸ˜‚
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andreabeach90: Thank you for the badge Jen, I think lol πŸ˜‚. πŸŽ†πŸŽ‡πŸŽ†
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EnigmaticJen: Thank you for being a friend.
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andreabeach90: You’re very welcome, no need to thank me.
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Staceyuk: Thank you beautiful ❀️
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EnigmaticJen: Thank you so much to the friends that have been reaching out to me over the last couple of weeks. I know it isn't so much fun talking to me when I'm poorly sick, but I appreciate knowing people are thinking of me.

To those that came knocking for daily for naughties, and skulking off again when you didn't get any, better luck next time

Ps, I'm better now, and will resume the normal schedule of being an annoying little sod immediately.
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joaniesharon: Get Well soon Kate πŸ˜·πŸ˜·πŸ˜·πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—
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hannahuks: you always were annoying XD you never stopped
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katehoughton: Woohoo,i hijacked Jens post lol,,but thank you all ..
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EnigmaticJen: Happy Wednesday Wirelings!!!!!

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justMischa: Happy Wednesday!! πŸ₯³β€οΈ
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JnJFun: Happy Wednesday all. My last day I’m Greece!
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JnJFun: *in Greece
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EnigmaticJen: Breathing back to normal and the cough is gone, but a week of heavy coughing has left me in quite a bit of pain.

Apparently orgasms are good for reducing pain, so if anyone wants lend a hand with some pain relief, let me know. First cum first served.
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alicewoods101: Come girls get your finger out for Jen and get going or is that cumming .......... xx
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EnigmaticJen: Snooze ya lose.
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JORDAN 2022: Sorry you arent well Jen. Its hump day if that helps!
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EnigmaticJen: I'll never forget the time I was at a party playing truth or dare and somebody dared me to go home.
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Ann4040: Just remember that β€˜D’ stands for diploma Lulu
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EnigmaticJen: I thought it stood for Miss Jen.
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Ulvinne: Pmsl @ "Extracurricular". My Extracurricular was Shots and wine, dancing me feet off and all round mayhem
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EnigmaticJen: Sorry everyone, I was having tough day yesterday, after a tough weekend. Seems September isn't my month. Illness and heading in to Autumn collided to leave me feeling very very low.

But today is a new day, so lets see how it goes.

Happy Tuesday everyone.
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northemma17: you Back babes and that's the main thing
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W O R M: Are you dying? Why are you on a pile of pills???? 😳😳😳
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EnigmaticJen: Went to the office for a change of scenery. Just got home.
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