1. Money cannot buy happiness ... but somehow it's much more comfortable crying in a Porsche than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemies ..... but remember the fookers' names. 3.Help a man when he is in trouble .... and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them. 5. Alcohol doesn't solve problems ..... but then again .... neither does milk.
1. Money cannot buy happiness ... but somehow it's much more comfortable crying in a Porsche than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemies ..... but remember the fookers' names.
3.Help a man when he is in trouble .... and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.
5. Alcohol doesn't solve problems ..... but then again .... neither does milk.