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A riddle wrapped up in an enigma

Who am I ?? Just a woman ??

Hell no !! I am a big cup of wonderful, covered in an awesome sauce, with a splash of bitch, and a dash of crazy.

You be sure to remember that !!

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Enigmatic Lady: Scientists tell us the world is made up of Protons, Electrons and Neutrons ...... I think they forgot to mention MORONS
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Enigmatic Lady: I wish I could last as long in bed as I can last in an argument
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Enigmatic Lady: I don't really mind going to work. It's the 8 hours wait to go home that's bullshit
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Enigmatic Lady: Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug
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Enigmatic Lady: Lead me not into temptation ................ Hell, just follow me ... I know a shortcut
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Enigmatic Lady: I know I am a handful ... but that's why you have two hands
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Enigmatic Lady: FIVE pearls of wisdom :-

1. Money cannot buy happiness ... but somehow it's much more comfortable crying in a Porsche than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemies ..... but remember the fookers' names.
3.Help a man when he is in trouble .... and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.
5. Alcohol doesn't solve problems ..... but then again .... neither does milk.
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Enigmatic Lady: I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue
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Enigmatic Lady: Sex is as much fun as fast cars, but cars refuel quicker
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Enigmatic Lady: When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's usually but £7.99 a minute
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