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Enigmatic Lady: Scientists tell us the world is made up of Protons, Electrons and Neutrons ...... I think they forgot to mention MORONS

Enigmatic Lady: I wish I could last as long in bed as I can last in an argument

Enigmatic Lady: I don't really mind going to work. It's the 8 hours wait to go home that's bullshit

Enigmatic Lady: Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug

Enigmatic Lady: Lead me not into temptation ................ Hell, just follow me ... I know a shortcut

Enigmatic Lady: I know I am a handful ... but that's why you have two hands

Enigmatic Lady: FIVE pearls of wisdom :-

1. Money cannot buy happiness ... but somehow it's much more comfortable crying in a Porsche than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemies ..... but remember the fookers' names.
3.Help a man when he is in trouble .... and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.
5. Alcohol doesn't solve problems ..... but then again .... neither does milk.

Enigmatic Lady: I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue

Enigmatic Lady: Sex is as much fun as fast cars, but cars refuel quicker

Enigmatic Lady: When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's usually but £7.99 a minute