Emily just Emily Offline

34 In a relationship Female from Melbourne       561
I dont like having to distill 'me' down into a few sentences, but its safe to say Im pretty awesome.

I like mind altering substances, Im CRAZY gay, and I have a lot more holes than a body naturally has.

teh moar i tipe like a 1337 retart teh moar my poste drips with ironing.

More info will cost you...

bbutton224
bbutton224: very pretty
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vicken400
vicken400: hi
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Fillywilly
Fillywilly: Hey xo
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Emily just Emily
Emily just Emily changed her profile picture: 9 years ago Report
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Rory Donaldson
Rory Donaldson: just kidding. we met last friday
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Rory Donaldson
Rory Donaldson: you dont live in no australia you live in like tibet or Mexico
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hrm86
hrm86: in a word *Nice*
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Emily just Emily
Emily just Emily: for real i came here in m early 20's WTH
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Rory Donaldson
Rory Donaldson: You're 50
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deaths
deaths: welcome to my friendship I hope you have a peasant stay
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jbrowny1980
jbrowny1980: hey
how are you going
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Emily just Emily
Emily just Emily: so like wireclub just reminded me that birthday i had was my 26th

WHAT THE FUCK

when did i get old?
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Rory Donaldson
Rory Donaldson: Stop being obnoxious by whining about being old at 26. You WILL be old and you will get crusty...but for now you're still young and being chased by sex starved men here on this website so everything is fine....but you know that. this post was simply your ploy for attention.
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PickledMuse
PickledMuse: Happy Birthonian Greetings, oh pup you!
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ElleBelle
ElleBelle: @ Emily - Happy birthday!!!! Don't worry, you have plenty more to go before folks start mistaking you for one of the Golden Girls lol...

@ Rory - Wowwww, do you need a glass of fruit punch, maybe a nice juicy peach? Just something nice and sweet to wash away all that bitterness that's coming out of your mouth... it must taste awful!
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Emily just Emily
Emily just Emily: I have no injured myself coz of Pokemon Go
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Porkchops_on_My_Face
Porkchops_on_My_Face: No? That's good
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Rory Donaldson
Rory Donaldson: You have no injured yourself? Now**??
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raid0
raid0: more to it all..... there re always more views to whatever its is you see at anytime...
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whatshappeninggg6
whatshappeninggg6: Late night
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Emily just Emily
Emily just Emily has a new blog post: Root cause of trance obsession 12 years ago Report
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budwizer420
budwizer420: nice summary! Love sandstorm.
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Talk Like That
Talk Like That: hey dip shit
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Emily just Emily
Emily just Emily: posting from the new laptop i didnt know i needed until i bought it
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Emily just Emily
Emily just Emily: also i think that was my first update in years. enjoy
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Emily just Emily
Emily just Emily: there was a spider that lived in the corner of my toilet, like right down in the bottom corner. Id look at hime and thingk "fuck youve gotta be hungry, whates ever gomme come your way?" but week after week hed be there chilin.

One day I happened to see a tiny little IDKW run past his lil web/house and he popped out and missed and i was devistated. i mean shit this was his first food chance in ages and he missed it.

I felt sorry for him so I slapped a bit of ham down over him and when I checked a week later he had left. This is the origin of my spider hate.
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Emily just Emily
Emily just Emily: i saw fireworks out my window. i can go to bed now right>
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Emily just Emily: so passive-aggressive with your censorship WC
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Emily just Emily: Hawthorn
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Emily just Emily
Emily just Emily: All aboard the Hawthorn train.

Again.
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